Kirito vs Hans

[Monarch_Laciel]

One of these days I should just get a character who doesn't have any bullshit.

 

[DMUA]

YES

TRY PLAYING SAO TABLETOP

MARK DOESN'T JUST LET HECKERY SLIDE THERE

 

[Yobo_Blue]

That reminds me

I should make a profile for Samuel

 

[Monarch_Laciel]

mostly because i'm just sitting here with my stands while you have mind rape on the scale of 7 billion people and what is basically EE on contact

only 6 billion and only against organics

 

[Hl3_or_bust]

mostly because i'm just sitting here with my stands while you have mind rape on the scale of 7 billion people and what is basically EE on contact

only 6 billion and only against organics

that;s only marginally better and that still includes everyone who matters

 

[Yobo_Blue]

What if I switch to Edward (Everybody Wants to Rule the World)?

 

[DMUA]

Witches' kiss GG

Next pick?

 

[Hl3_or_bust]

no don't

Ed is kinda pissing me off in the discord by trying and failing miserably to be funny

 

[Yobo_Blue]

I'll try and finish up Sam in a bit.

Until then, I'll hold you over with something else.

 

[Yobo_Blue]

https://vsbattles.com/fcoc-vs-battles/67425

 

[Monarch_Laciel]

I'll try and finish up Sam in a bit.
Until then, I'll hold you over with something else.

Yay, tell me when he's done so I can link him to Rose's page.

Also I made a match

https://vsbattles.com/fcoc-vs-battles/67427

 

[Yobo_Blue]

Samuel Acies may be a bit too much for the SAO group TBH.

 

[DMUA]

Please it can't be that big of a dea-

he has Alex Mercer contact based Absorbtio

Heckmata

 

[Hl3_or_bust]

Alex is way more haxed than some people will admit

 

[Yobo_Blue]

James Heller boi

 

[Hl3_or_bust]

James Heller boi </div>

the difference is nonexistant

 

[Yobo_Blue]

Technically against comparable foes he has to damage them some.

 

[DMUA]

Alex is way more haxed than some people will admit

I mean I'm a prototype guy

Alex is a suprisingly dangerous motherhecker

 

[DMUA]

Technically against people who actually resist his stuff/are shielded by game mechanics he has to damage somewhat

Fixed for you lad

Heller survived Alex's Absorbtion via mashing out, IE, straight up resisting the hecker.

 

[Yobo_Blue]

Didn't help much against Rose, tho TBF she probably lacks a concept of death

 

[DMUA]

So

Basically she resists

 

[Yobo_Blue]

Nah

Hans and Sam just got trounced because of additional heckery.

 

[Hl3_or_bust]

"Heckery"

as in

GM-enabled metagaming and confusing descriptions

 

[Yobo_Blue]

Let's not invoke the Monarch

 

[Hl3_or_bust]

it's about a week or two too late for that

 

[DMUA]

So basically

She resisted via PIS

which no SAO Tabletop char- remembers plot armor is a legit stat in game that lets you survive impossible odds

... Which SAO Tabletop characters are not Canonically confirmed to have

 

[Yobo_Blue]

We didn't even get to hit her because "lol shadows"

She could probably destroy the entire group as usual.

 

[Hl3_or_bust]

We didn't even get to hit her because "lol shadows"
She could probably destroy the entire group as usual.

i'm also about 99.9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999% certain that Monarch is making shit up and asspulling like no other to make himself unkillable

 

[DMUA]

I think Monarch needs to be banned from "Create a Character" style RPs with this much room to be broken

 

[Yobo_Blue]

Maybe

 

[DMUA]

Just

Maybe

(The latter literally had to have Abyssion outright say "fork your gay heckery" via his own omegafatehax)

 

[Yobo_Blue]

To this day I still have no clue how it gets past all the Gm's invariably

 

[DMUA]

The GM's too dang loose is what I am extremely sure of.

 

[Hl3_or_bust]

because Monarch chooses the most unassuming things

Really good Luck that's secret;y causality fuckery and borderline plot manip? SURE

Shadows that have mind rape of the scale of 7 billion people and what is literally no different from EE on contact? SURE

 

[Yobo_Blue]

Maybe when I was GM, but Crimson isn't nearly as loose

It's partially because some of them have hax potency listed in the range section.

 

[Yobo_Blue]

Also because most profiles he chooses are shit.

 

[DMUA]

I feel like even if he's full o heckery

We should still be a bit nicer to him

And ignore him entirely as we rack up wins and losses for the other guys in the squad

You know?

 

[Yobo_Blue]

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Not that my profiles don't have a lot of hecklers, but I'm generally up front about what they have tbh.

 

[Hl3_or_bust]

I feel like even if he's full o heckery
We should still be a bit nicer to him

And ignore him entirely as we rack up wins and losses for the other guys in the squad

You know?

that won't solve anything

that's just enabling the issue

 

[Yobo_Blue]

Anyway, any good match ideas?