Kirby vs Lavos

[FateAlbane]

Not sure if fair, but if it is... Welp, l'm doing it because I feel like it.

Base Lavos vs Kirby .

Speed Equalized. Who wins and why?

 

[ZacharyGrossman273]

Dear god what have you done.

 

[FateAlbane]

 

[WeeklyBattles]

lol trying to make Cal tear himself apart arent you?

 

[Kaltias]

That's pure cruelty and it will break cal's heart.


I approve this

 

[FateAlbane]

/\ See, these two people read my like an open book.

Meeeeee? Naaaaah, of course not. I'd never do such a thing.

 

[Dragonmasterxyz]

This thread is a creature of chaos. It takes many forms. Mainly different forms of Cal's tears.

 

[Schnee_One]

4A vs 5A?

Kirby kinda makes him into mincemeat over and over again.

 

[FateAlbane]

The hax, tho?

 

[Kaltias]

Well yeah, question is if Kirby can kill the flea for good

 

[FateAlbane]

Like, AP is the last thing deciding this match.

 

[Schnee_One]

Could Kirby posses him?

 

[FateAlbane]

Dunno, I'm just the OP. ovo

Maybe Cal can answer later.

 

[FateAlbane]

Personally speaking I think Lavos wins this by BFRing Kirby to some time period since it's not OOC for it to use it from the get go (and Cal knows it ovo) and Kirby seems to lack Time Travel. Worse still if he gets sent to the DBT.

And the AOE of the portals can get quite massive. Plus the raaaaaange.

 

[Schnee_One]

Lavos for Fates reasons

 

[ZacharyGrossman273]

Lavos for reasons above

 

[FateAlbane]

Lavos: 2 (Gargoyle one, ZacharyGrossman273)

Kirby:

Inconclusive:

 

[The_real_cal_howard]

Literally all of you can burn...except WB.

 

[FateAlbane]

Literally all of you can burn...except WB.

Oh yeah? Well, here's MY answer!

And that's that!

 

[The_real_cal_howard]

This is GEoM vs Kirby multiplied by Lavos vs Beerus.

 

[FateAlbane]

Just vote already, Cal. Show must go on. ovo

Fite me or accept the end of the world.

 

[The_real_cal_howard]

Oh, I'm claiming stomp. Even if speed weren't equal. Just like GEoM, Kirby can't hope to so much as slow him down. Sooner or later, and most likely sooner, Lavos stops time and bodies.

 

[PaChi2]

Kirby absorbes Lavos and becomes the DreamLand Devourer.

 

[FateAlbane]

@Cal How is Kirby not having any chance of slowing him down, tho, when it's like a bunch of tiers above it? Also a significant number of Lavos' options probably wouldn't get past Kirby's level and superior scale stuff.

It just so happens that Lavos has a good enough mindset to go for the stuff that is sure to work from the start and hard enough to put down/haxxed enough that this doesn't become a oneshot fest.

Also if you claim stomp here that means you were purposefully making an even worse stomp out of Beerus vs Lavos since Beerus had 0 hax back then and Lavos was significantly haxxed. ovo

@Pachi Not sure if joke, but Lavos' absorption feats are higher in scale than those of Kirby. Like... Significantly higher at that.

 

[PaChi2]

@Fate

It was joke. ovo

 

[The_real_cal_howard]

Even if Lavos was stupid enough to spam Destruction Rains From the Heavens for 100 years before changing tactics, he'd still win.

 

[FateAlbane]

Depends. For example, what are Kirby's feats with possession, how does that work, method, etc etc?

 

[PaChi2]

Kirby becomes a spooky ghost.

He "booos". He gets closer. He sneaks behind enemies. He enters inside their bodies.

 

[The_real_cal_howard]

He charges at the opponent. He connects. He possesses.

 

[LordGinSama]

Lavos for the reasons above.

 

[FateAlbane]

...I'll accept the stomp argument.

 

[FateAlbane]

If he charges as a ghost to Lavos he probably either gets eaten via superior absorption, BFR'd or whatever.

 

[Kaltias]

Isn't touching Lavos like a super bad idea because it molecularizes people?

 

[FateAlbane]

But pay heed, Cal, that now I'll remind you of Lavos vs Beerus and how you actually allowed that match to be added for a long while at every opportunity. ovo

 

[FateAlbane]

Isn't touching Lavos like a super bad idea because it molecularizes people?

It generates a field that breaks structures down to the molecular level just by being there (but they said it would approach as a ghost so probably wouldn't matter).

 

[Niarobi_(Formerly_Hadou)]

• Kirby swallows him and they BFR each other to the end of time, where they have tea with Caine *

• Kirby's Ultra Sword can cut anything in half*

Uhm, Lavos BFRs, Kirby has no counter, I don't think.

 

[The_real_cal_howard]

Kirby getting anywhere near Lavos gets him molecularized, BFR'd, mindf**ked, mom's, etc. And yes, they're (for all intents here) passive.

 

[Schnee_One]

So Kirby touches Lavos, he disintegrates, Lavos BFRs, he wins.

 

[PaChi2]

Bring Magolor!!!!!!! We need a bloodshed!!!!!

 

[FateAlbane]

To be fair on the molecular stuff, I assumed Kirby could do his stuff from far away while possession would be as ghost, rather than needing to get close to the thing.