Jimmy Hopkins vs Eric Cartman

[GoCommitDi]

One day, Cartman was going for a ride in his Big Wheel tricycle, until Jimmy 'borrowed' (stole) it since he was late for school, and he didn't want to get yelled at by Dr. Crabblesnitch for the tenth time this month. "Sorry, fatty, I need this more than you do." Cartman got up, pissed off. "Hey, don't call me fat, you bald assmuncha!" He kicked Jimmy in the leg, causing him to stumble. Jimmy then clenched his palms into fists. "You're dead, ******!" At least now he had an excuse to be even more late.

Cartman is 9-B

Speed is =

Cartman has his optional equipment

No, Yandere-chan vs Jimmy Hopkins is not a good Death Battle idea:

MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM:

Incon:

 

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[Knifeman29]

Yandere-chan vs Jimmy Hopkins

Lmao what is even the connection for that?

 

[GoCommitDi]

"Crazy teen protagonists of games set in high school who cause trouble"...even though Jimmy isn't a psycho killer, nor an intentional troublemaker

 

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[Propellus]

Given that Cartman has a gun from his optional equipment, what's stopping him from shooting Jimmy to the point where he bleeds to death

 

[GoCommitDi]

Cartman usually resorts to shooting people up-close, and Jimmy normally keeps his distance when armed.

 

[Propellus]

But that wouldn't always be the case, and Cartman dared him to fist bump him without stepping on the red circle. Either way, seems like a game

 

[Propellus]

And Cartman could also distract him by playing the brown note with his flute which will affect his bowels that will cause him to shit his pants instantly XD