Jaws vs. Noodle

[Jackythejack]

So Jaws is hungry and he wants to eat a meal. Confused Noodle for an actual bowl of noodles. Hilarity and murder ensue.

Speed is equalized, Jaws is given his steel teeth and a flamethrower, Noodle is given a tommy gun and a katana. Noodle can survive a car explosion which I'm assuming is pretty close.

Noodle

Jaws

 

[TheArsenal1212]

Well. Jaws can tank mags of bullets in game. What is Spaghetti's AP?

 

[Jackythejack]

Uuuuuuh surviving a car explosion, which is pretty good and I'm assuming similar ap

 

[TheArsenal1212]

I mean what is it exactly hahaha

Like Jaws is 515mj

 

[Jackythejack]

I'd need to get an exact calculation on it, unfortunately.

May have to wait.

 

[TheArsenal1212]

That's ok

Either way, this Is a good match

 

[TheArsenal1212]

Also jackif you don't mind I'd love your opinion on this: https://vsbattles.com/vsbattles/2982024

 

[Jackythejack]

So should we wait for the calc then or should we try to put up some debate in the meantime?

 

[TheArsenal1212]

We can debate I guess

Tommy Gun might slow Jaws down but it won't kill. It would depend on his AP to hurt Jaws with the Katana. The flamethrower counters close quarters to some degree but Noodle could beat him via shooting the flamethrower tank on his back. However he'd need a lot of bullets and the only reason James won his because he's exceptionally good with firearms

 

[Jackythejack]

Well, Noodle was raised since she was younger to be a kick ass military girl. She was deemed too dangerous for combat which I think gives a little bit in how dangerous and skilled she should be with guns, especially since she can probably dance around Jaws a bit or maneuver around him with a katana or a tommy gun. She's not a slouch in a fight, that's for sure.

 

[TheArsenal1212]

This is pretty close tbh. Jaws has easily taken out military soldiers before but Noodle seems above that in skill. Without knowing the AP it could probably go either way because Jaws' can match Bond in skill and the flamethrower nullifies CQC to an extent

 

[Jackythejack]

Yeeeah, we may actually have to wait for that calc then, which is unfortunate because I don't know when that'll happen.

 

[Jackythejack]

So good news. I got the calc.

Bad news. It could be a stomp now.

 

[TheArsenal1212]

Ah. What's the AP ?

 

[Jackythejack]

16 megajoules if it gets accepted.

 

[Jackythejack]

AP has changed. Noodle is now like 4.7 megajoules. Dunno if that changes anything but hey I thought you should know.

 

[TheArsenal1212]

That's ok. Thanks for letting me know. So that's top of wall level, nearly Wall+ right?

 

[Jackythejack]

I...believe so? Honestly not too sure.

 

[TheArsenal1212]

Maybe I'm wrong, but 5MJ was Wall+ IIRC