I have terrible ideas: Bill Cipher vs. Medaka Kurokami

[DMB_1]

I want to make an experiment. Yes, probably a mismatch, but whatever, I don't care.

Speed equalized, 5-C Medaka vs. 2-A Bill


Boobs of Hax


Evil Dorito Man.


Medaka Kurokami: 0

Bill Cipher: 0

Inconclusive: 0

 

[The_Wright_Way]

Don't mind me. Imma gonna see where this goes.

 

[Jinsye]

Err... Hero ain't restricted.

You know Weirdmageddon 3?

That happens.

 

[DMB_1]

WOuld switching to 2-A Bill make a difference?

 

[Jinsye]

I mean

Weirdmageddon 3 still happens.

 

[DMB_1]

So basically Medaka would win?

 

[Jinsye]

Watch Weirdmageddon 3.

That happens.

 

[DMUA]

Medaka pulls out a spraycan and blinds him.

 

[DMB_1]

... Yeah, I'm gonna switch to 2-A Bill to make things funnier.

 

[Thundereld]

Bill snaps his fingers turns her into a giant hamburger and feeds it to a monster,turns her into a stone statue and breaks her,makes her crazy, teleports her into space while making her fall asleep,stops time and reduces her to ash with a energy blast etc...

 

[DMUA]

nano PIS son.

 

[Jinsye]

You... did watch Weirdmageddon 3 right?

The one where Bill was slapped with PIS every 6 seconds he was on screen right?

 

[The_Wright_Way]

Bill gets owned by a 5-C FRA.

 

[DMUA]

Well here's the problem.

Bill screams "NLF!" and atomizes her.

I mean come on here.

 

[Thundereld]

Yeah i know the one when he gets damaged by the Shacktron,got his eye eassily blinded and took him long enough too regenerate or maybe the one were he forgot he could read mind and see multiple pissibilities,yeah tha wierdmageddon part 3,he did stupid stuff on the other parts.That's not a weakness,but a ton of bad writing and PIS.Before you say she has plot/PIS manipulation,Bill loses because of Disney happy ending.And was low-2c Bill,this is his 2a version.

 

[Firephoenixearl]

Imma say Medaka takes this. PIS is just TOO strong, if ajimu with plot hax was trashed by it, i REALLY doubt Bill can find a way around it.

 

[TISSG7Redgrave]

well...this feels like a borderline stomp cuz isn't bill affected by 3D hax? And the hero's PIS horseshit seems very and I mean VERY nutty...So the dorito may not have great options apparently women are the doritos weakness as he gets borderline stomped by a 5-C Though this is how I see it so i could be wrong so correct me lel

 

[DMUA]

Well here's the problem.

Bill screams "NLF!" and atomizes her.

I mean come on here.

This still exists

 

[Firephoenixearl]

Yeah....this is how Bill VS The Hero ends.

https://pre00.deviantart.net/65a2/t...najimi_s_death___by_gia_secando92-d5vxabn.jpg

 

[QrowBarr]

Bill rearranges every part of her body, then proceeding to turn her into a backscratcher.

 

[Firephoenixearl]

Bill rearranges every part of her body, then proceeding to turn her into a backscratcher.

Medaka uses a pebble and one shots Bill doe.

 

[QrowBarr]

Bill rearranges every part of her body, then proceeding to turn her into a backscratcher.

Medaka uses a pebble and one shots Bill doe.

Or Medaka smashes Bill into bits with an electric fan

 

[Firephoenixearl]

Or Medaka smashes Bill into bits with an electric fan

Yeah anything will work. The current trend is rubber band but anything will work: spoon, pen, cushion, paper airplane, u name it.

 

[Ricsi-viragosi]

PIS too strong

 

[DMB_1]

So what are the votes?

 

[QrowBarr]

So what are the votes?

Wait, this is a serious thread? I thought it was just meant to make fun of him for losin to someone beliw his tier. If that's the case then Medaka fra

 

[Ricsi-viragosi]

i belive six with that for "massive plot"

 

[Firephoenixearl]

i belive six with that for "massive plot"

I know right?

D https://www.****************/images/anime/screenshots/medaka-box-4577-1.jpg

A

T https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/...ErsrI3Q5gHEo2EdqTByRPYpJpDCtP0IwvFV-8zt6muzl6

P http://78.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_md98v1edm41r60zuio2_500.gif

L https://pm1.narvii.com/5818/0d7fab45f4d8d4b4abeec2913b74a0188ec622ab_hq.jpg

O http://i.imgur.com/ReCwTDv.jpg

T http://78.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_md98v1edm41r60zuio1_500.gif

D http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/542/091/9ee.gif

O http://i.giphy.com/3o8dp9PwdINDgzLqaQ.gif

E https://i.imgur.com/gDLox.png

Oh yeah, this is not the kind of plot we'r talking about.

 

[Ricsi-viragosi]

Oh yeah, this is not the kind of plot we'r talking about.

Yes it is

 

[DMUA]

Actually....

Frankly this is a haxstomp considering that Bill isn't immune to 3-D hax due to a 3-D body.

All Fiction would kill him, Scar Dead would hurt, The Hero absolutely flattens him.....

Like how is he supposed to win?

This was a funny joke but....

 

[Ricsi-viragosi]

yeah, i have to agree, the plot armor, jokes aside, is something he cannot pierce

 

[DMB_1]

Actually....
Frankly this is a haxstomp considering that Bill isn't immune to 3-D hax due to a 3-D body.

All Fiction would kill him, Scar Dead would hurt, The Hero absolutely flattens him.....

Like how is he supposed to win?

This was a funny joke but....

I mean, the fight against Arceus wasn't a haxstomp.

 

[Ricsi-viragosi]

... it really is though.. meh, it can be added, but its kinda feels like something that shouldn't

 

[DMUA]

I mean, the fight against Arceus wasn't a haxstomp.

That's a quality meme.

It very much so was, you'll find.

 

[Walking_Strawman]

I mean imma go with Medaka due to Bill getting PIS'd due to having a 3D body

 

[DMB_1]

We have already 7 votes for Medaka (i think).

Well, that was really quick.

 

[Walking_Strawman]

alright, I guess get this requested if we really do. but do we tho?

 

[DMUA]

No.


Bigtime stomp for Medaka.

 

[DMB_1]

No.

Bigtime stomp for Medaka.

If Arceus' match was added, I don't see why Medaka's shouldn't. Besides, he could simply destroy the Multiverse, and he has some hax, at least.

 

[Walking_Strawman]

Someone close this thread, and in the reason put "Medaka stomps a 2-A"