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HOSTLESS appears to have first made contact with the JBW sphere on April 29, 2018, though like many, MANY other entities present currently in the wiki, he most likely is far more ancient by an indeterminate amount. He either originates from the Noneverse or is the creator of it. Or both.
At some point HOSTLESS became entangled in a conflict known as the Paradox, a catastrophic event caused by the converging of many beings of a similar level to himself that nearly destroyed the wiki and all of reality. However, while inside the Paradox, he formed an unlikely friendship with another powerful being, Daniel, and proceeded to plot their escape as well the destruction of the reality crime they had committed. Along with a myriad of other powerful beings, they forged The Overpowered Characters of Joke Battles Wiki Alliance and erased the Paradox.
The group became properly formalized not too long after, and they presumably hanged out in King's apartment, drinking and playing video games while engaging in occasional fights with other beings and even each other.
However, upon one fateful day, HOSTLESS, either through sheer arrogance or boredom (or both) decided to fight a handicapped match against many powerful beings, including his teammates. HOSTLESS was ultimately slain in battle as expected, though upon his death, Theodore Roosevelt personally offered him training in the Badass-sphere, which he accepted. Through several gajilion years of training (read: about a month and a half) and beating and absorbing a unknowable Glitch, HOSTLESS ascended into NIGHTMARE HOSTLESS, whereupon Roosevelt deemed further training unnecessary and sent him back down to the Mortal Plane (or well, as mortal as you can get with someone like HOSTLESS).
Depending on the interpretation of certain prophecies, HOSTLESS, along with several other members of the TOCOJBWA, will either be slain by or defeat Crimson Khorne, an extra-dimensional entity of pure evil, in the future, as either a reformed group known as the The Neo Overpowered Alliance or simply some variation of the already existing TOCOJBWA. However, conflicting interpretations also present other mysterious entities such as The Evil Itself or HATE as potential candidates for the role of Khornic Destroyer, or perhaps even all three at the same time, leaving the fate of HOSTLESS and his compatriots uknowable at this current time.
At some point HOSTLESS became entangled in a conflict known as the Paradox, a catastrophic event caused by the converging of many beings of a similar level to himself that nearly destroyed the wiki and all of reality. However, while inside the Paradox, he formed an unlikely friendship with another powerful being, Daniel, and proceeded to plot their escape as well the destruction of the reality crime they had committed. Along with a myriad of other powerful beings, they forged The Overpowered Characters of Joke Battles Wiki Alliance and erased the Paradox.
The group became properly formalized not too long after, and they presumably hanged out in King's apartment, drinking and playing video games while engaging in occasional fights with other beings and even each other.
However, upon one fateful day, HOSTLESS, either through sheer arrogance or boredom (or both) decided to fight a handicapped match against many powerful beings, including his teammates. HOSTLESS was ultimately slain in battle as expected, though upon his death, Theodore Roosevelt personally offered him training in the Badass-sphere, which he accepted. Through several gajilion years of training (read: about a month and a half) and beating and absorbing a unknowable Glitch, HOSTLESS ascended into NIGHTMARE HOSTLESS, whereupon Roosevelt deemed further training unnecessary and sent him back down to the Mortal Plane (or well, as mortal as you can get with someone like HOSTLESS).
Depending on the interpretation of certain prophecies, HOSTLESS, along with several other members of the TOCOJBWA, will either be slain by or defeat Crimson Khorne, an extra-dimensional entity of pure evil, in the future, as either a reformed group known as the The Neo Overpowered Alliance or simply some variation of the already existing TOCOJBWA. However, conflicting interpretations also present other mysterious entities such as The Evil Itself or HATE as potential candidates for the role of Khornic Destroyer, or perhaps even all three at the same time, leaving the fate of HOSTLESS and his compatriots uknowable at this current time.
