How The Grinch Contracted Terminal Illness! (The Grinch vs. Cancer) (STOMP)

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The Grinch movie takes place inside of a snowflake, so his opponent is sure to make The Grinch quake!

Da Roolz
Speed is equalized.
Both are in-character, and start 5 micrometers away.
The battle takes place on the 2000 movie’s Mount Crumpit.
The Grinch has one week of preparation time.

Da Vouts
“I HATE CHRISTMAS! I HATE CHRISTMAS!”:

Scales to baseline 10-C; ~ 0 Joules​

Scales to baseline Below Average Human; 0 Kilograms​

You have Terminal 7, brain cancer. I don’t even know what that means, but it’s bad.:

Scales to baseline 10-C; ~ 0 Joules​

Scales to baseline Below Average Human level; 0 Kilograms​

Da Fakts
The Grinch and Cancer are equal in all stats, what do you want me to say?

 

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[SheevShezarrine]

Does Grinch have anything that can keep Cancer down for good?

 

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Does Grinch have anything that can keep Cancer down for good?

Cancer isn’t in a human body, so his immortality won’t work here.

 

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[Keeweed]

Okay, not only are they both absolutely not zero joules (like I don’t think the go for baseline rule applies here), but Cancer stomps. Even going with the low ball of him being barely larger than some of the smallest building blocks of a cell, that’s still hilariously more massive than a single speck of a snowflake.

Edit: It appears cells at work actually got upgraded slightly too in the general thread. They are like 30 micrometers according to the anime while snowflakes are 5 and grinch is a speck in comparison. So this is 100% a stomp.