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How long would you survive your favorite verses?

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Rules:

  • Unless you've made your own profile in any of the "What's your tier in real life?" thread or have any statistics that would make you above or below the average person, your default statistics will be from here [if your biological sex is female, you'll be in the female key, same thing for men].
    • While you can use information from here, it's currently outdated and a WIP in remastering it.
  • While you don't necessarily have to fight with the characters in-verse, you can set up the same conditions much like you can for matches. SBA isn't activated here.
    • By default, you'll start in the most logical, probable way you'll get to the verse. If the verse in-question has no other means of going to other verses, then you'll be teleported into a safe location for regular people to live in by default in-verse
  • While you can give logical arguments, this is a fun and games thread, so you can go overboard/unrealistic if you want lolll.
  • If you don't have a favorite verse it would technically default to the verse you know the most of, have the most investment of time in, or are the most interested in.
  • Standard wiki rules of course.
As a side note, I just realized people are using my profile here and here O_O. I really need to update it X.X.
 
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H3110l12345I20 said:
I meant the verse you know the most of, have the most investment of time in, or are the most interested in.
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Currently, the piece of fiction I have the most interest in is..... Uh..... Geometry Dash..... Which uh. Isn't actually a verse I can implement myself into.
 
SSB64 said:
Currently, the piece of fiction I have the most interest in is..... Uh..... Geometry Dash..... Which uh. Isn't actually a verse I can implement myself into.
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Does it have a Canon? If no, then move on to your next verse you have alotta invested time in.
 
H3110l12345I20 said:
Does it have a Canon? If no, then move on to your next verse you have alotta invested time in.
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The next one would be..... Just Shapes and Beats..... Which does have a canon, but..... Living there would be completely unfeasible given its nature as a game.
 
SSB64 said:
The next one would be..... Just Shapes and Beats..... Which does have a canon, but..... Living there would be completely unfeasible given its nature as a game.
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Technically, I could literally put a safe, sustainable small human civilization there since by default you'd have to be put in a safe location first.
 
So, uh, the Nasuverse is interesting. If I get into a fight (somehow) with any relevant character, I'm dead, but if I don't do that, I'd be fine (unless some terrible circumstances happen). Plus, both the Mage's Association and the Church don't want Mystery/Mystics to be revealed, so they at least try to prevent the crazy events of the franchise from affecting a lot of people. Most people live normal lives in the verse without ever encountering any supernatural phenomenon, so I might be ok.
 
The mentalist: I should comfortably survive. I mean, yeah, there are quite a bit of killers, but the chances of them killing me are so miniscule that it doesn't differ much from real life. If I fight with the main antagonist tho (Red John) I'm cooked mid-diff at best. So, normal life, I'd be fine and can survive however long I would usually live in RL.

Usogui: Same as above. If I get into literally any match with any of the characters in gambling, It's over for me. In a fight? If it's the main protagonist, I'm comfortably winning as that guy is weak af and napkin level at best. Any normal character, it's 50/50. Any of the mid-high tiers and above? No shot. Those mfs can jump tens of feet into the air while grappling and destroying a metal door along the way, or can tear a guy apart by just smacking him. So, basically, if I don't get near any of the main characters, I'm kind of fine. If I get into a fight with any of them minus the MC, It's over. So I'd say, I'd live a bit less than I would usually do.

Goodnight Punpun: Literally same as RL. Nothing different here, and I'd live as I usually would in RL. The MC is just a normal dude as well.

The Boxer: The boxers in the verse are absolutely cracked and way past superhuman. Though they kind of don't kill people, so I'd survive, albeit probably with a lot of injuries. The length is a bit lower than real life. In a life or death situation? I ain't winning unless I have a gun and I'm like at least 40 meters away from the real powerful dudes.

The Backrooms: I'd say a day, at best.

Alice In Borderland: One day, potentially 2-3 days, since the cooldown between games are 24 hours iirc. And majority of the games are too hard for me ngl.

Lightning is the only Way: Probably like, 20 years if I'm lucky? Like, the mortality rate is so much higher it's not funny. A single battle between slightly strong cultivators could wipe out towns. I could be chilling, then bam, I'm reduced to dust. Additionally, even if I cultivate, assuming average talent, the mortality rate is still absurdly high, and chances are I'm not reaching the peak anytime soon. Though all of this assumes I don't have the knowledge of the verse. If I do? 0 seconds. The Heavens will quite literally kill me the moment I appear.
 
Part 1:
Undertale:

Given that an IRL human profile is used, i'll assume i don't have SAVE/LOAD mechanics just by being a human.

For this, i'll assume I start at the start of the game in the entrance of the Ruins.

Given that monsters would still attempt to attack me. Even if i can't harm them, sparing won't be an option as speed is unequalized, so i would be stomped by a supersonic magic frog.
My best option then is probably to stay with Toriel, who the Ruins monsters seem afraid of. I would have to convince Toriel to have me come with her instead of leaving me in the long hallway room. I could grab the Faded Ribbon and Toy Knife, which might let me survive an attack from monsters, but I'll still be far slower than them. Overall, it would be better for me just to stay with Toriel indefinitely instead of exploring the Underground, because even if i manage to survive encounters with the enemy monsters through tanking their attacks with armor and sparing or running away from them, I would still die since i don't have a resistance to Snowdin and Hotland's extreme cold and heat, the latter of which can vaporize a paper cup.

Deltarune:

I'll start in Home Town.

This would probably be fine, as long as I avoid any Dark Worlds, the Light World seems to be a good and safe place to live, as monsters there seem to be somewhat accepting of humans. Of course, this is assuming The Roaring doesn't happen in later chapters, in which case I (and everyone else) would be screwed.

Homestuck

I start in Beta Earth on 4/13/2009, the start date of the comic.

Yeah, I'm almost definitely being killed in this one. If i don't manage to acquire a copy of SBURB and connect to a session with a Space and Time player, I would be killed by the meteors of the Reckoning or the events after. Through SBURB's mechanics, I might get strong enough to not instantly die from Underlings, although at the start that might be tough. My server player could kill the Underlings by smashing them with large objects through the SBURB interface, allowing me to use the Grist they drop to actually get a weapon that can harm them. Even if I achieved God Tier and became a 2-A, I still would die, as the game is unwinnable in the Beta Universe's sessions due to a mistake in the breeding of the Troll Session's Genesis Frog.
 
Danny Phantom: This is literally about to be a speed run to see how fast I can get my ghost powers. Really though, if I'm stuck in the Amity Park area, not much is going to be an issue because a lot of the ghosts make questionable decisions and Danny always handles it. Worst case scenario, I get some anti-ghost equipment and square up with some ghosts. I'd realistically survive since many scenarios can be avoided with basic common sense.

W.I.T.C.H.: Most of the crazy stuff happens off world and while i don't mind hanging with the cast (actually that's not possible because I'm an adult), realistically I'd just be a background character. I should survive since not to many heavy threats come to Earth. I'd half to literally throw myself into the mix to potentially have a chance at dying.

Will talk about some other verses when I get the chance.
 
Yakuza: I'll likely have it pretty rough here though its not too dissimilar to real world Japan, so if I could somehow integrate with the community of kamurocho I should be okay. I might get shanked by some thug though but if I befriend Ichiban I should be set up with a nice job I guess lol.

Castlevania: If its after 1999 then I'm safe tbh as Soma keeps a lid on things, if its before like say 1944 though I doubt I'll survive long even without Dracula's castle being near.

Mass Effect: I likely end up either in the slums of Earth or live on the Citadel, I have no military or combat training so I can't help Commander Shepard. I might get killed at the end of ME1 when Saren assaults the Citadel but if I survive that I likely hang on till the end of ME3 when the Reapers take the Citadel to Earth and kill everyone there.
 
Dragon Ball

I would stay away from the events of the series, and start training, if I start at the beginning of everything in classic DB, I will have to prepare for the arrival of the androids, the original timeline is the timeline of Future Trunks, so it will be hell, so I must get a fighting power of 8,000-10,000 This through going with Kami-sama after learn how to fly, for the arrival of Vegeta, there i will intervene in the canon timeline

Jujutsu Kaisen.
Most of the shit happens in Japan so I would just stay in my home country and survive

Murder Drones
I die, I don't see how I survive how the Earth was left or how Copper 9 was left even if the latter has breathable air, the cold is extreme, the Murder drones don't follow the laws of robotics and I'm sure Cyn did something to make them kill all the humans they see as if they were Worker Drones
 
The verse I'm most interested in rn is either One Piece or Naruto.

In Naruto, I'd immediately be heading to the academy to train so I can beat up some kids. I think I could realistically hit 8-A within the year.
 
Grabbing_dragon said:
mine is a true harem , how long do you think i would last
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no fun .
Ok, my verse is Trinity Seven. Nothing is safe since, as a human, I will be bound by the principles of the world, which includes normal causality. So, it does not matter how perfect of a human I am, IQ or whatever. Since I am a normal human, I have no magic, so it's over for me. Those with even a little magic will get Extraordinary Genius by default. I can't even set up any conditions, can't do anything.

Even the MC kills and destroys humans without a care in chapter 1; all other important characters don't care mc even says it himself that death and destruction are good things . All worlds are born to be turned to nothingness by a demon lord; the MC is the demon lord. The Great Demon Lord just plays with all worlds and all spacetime—they all exist to be loved by him. He destroys worlds with a snap of his fingers. And there are these shadows of gods; they feed on souls, wills, knowledge, intellect, civilizations, cultures, etc., from the human worlds. There are fights where the fights just destroy spacetimes, fights where things are as big as the cosmos, where their hands swallow worlds, everything. There is a goddess who is the very concept of evil, which swallows everything, returning everything into formless chaos that is everything becoming one with her. There is this god who is the center of chaos; if itwakes, all existence will disappear, etc. Much more.
 
Faith:the unholy Trinity: Maybe for like 30 days.

Ultrakill: The moment i step anywhere, im cooked,Limbo? insta deep fried,Lust? If i don't get sent flying by the winds,Corpse of King Minos kills me,Gluttony,I accidentaly Fall into a pit of acid and die.any layer of hell? get insta killed because machines.

Block Tales(Not on the wiki,though i will bring it in the future): Its 2010 Roblox,im suriving easily.
 
World of Warcraft: Wouldn't really be able to fight anything but assuming I take the prior knowledge of the verse in with me, I wouldn't exactly need to fight, though the exact helpfulness of said prior knowledge would matter depending on where I end up in the timeline. Basically, the earlier the better for WoW side, I wouldn't want to end up in the Warcrafts.

Warhammer Fantasy: Nope. Let's forget that The End Times is a thing for a moment and realize that if I'm not literally in Altdorf/Middenheim or The Celestial Palace I'd almost assuredly eventually just randomly die via Beastman Herd or Skaven. Even forgetting that this is a Warhammer setting so my prior knowledge going into it might be considered a form of heresy, considering I'd literally be able to tell people straight up what the **** a Daemon or Beastman is, and that isn't exactly common knowledge even for mages. And now let's remember that end times does happen and I am fubbernucked.

Darksiders: VERY DEAD. Going by only places we have information on, there's like... 1 area that's habitable that I could be around. The rest are inhospitable.

Terraria: Again, very dead. Nothing much to say on this.

Warhammer 40K: ...Okay. If I do not literally spawn next to Roboute Guilliman, I am ******. Warhammer Fantasy is kinda forgiving, Witch Hunters aren't nice people, but push comes to shove I could probably tell them useful information and they'd be happy with that. Inquisitors just shoot to kill, and my prior knowledge wouldn't mean shit if I ended up within the same Planetary sector as one.

Warhammer Age of Sigmar: If I'm not in Azyr, dead. If I am. Probably comfortable. Nothing much happens near the center of the Realm of Heavens lol

Hitman: As normal? Don't really want to get caught up in that shit.

FNaF: as normal.

Subnautica: No-one knows! We don't know what the average habitable place looks like for Subnautica lol

Team Fortress 2: Being surrounded by idiots would get annoying, but continue as normal.

Overlord: Probably dead. Knowledge is power and I'd know too much.
 
H3110l12345I20 said:
Yes.
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Taking this into consideration, I think I would go pretty far in every official FNAF game (not that FNAF is one of my favorite verses, but I was about to make an Article about it) only cheating in fnaf 4 and making an exception to 5(/sister location) because I remember nothing from it and everything beyond Pizzaria Simulator because f*** those games (tho I think I can manage them too).

I start with FNAF 4 for a simple reason: when I had the age of that kid, I had nightmares sometimes, but I dreamt of Raven and Starfire defending me (I swear), so they're VERY dead.
Or if you consider that he was awake (which I really think he wasnt), i'd: close the doors, close the wardrobe and keep shining the bed every like 20s. Simply because when the wardrobe is closed both Fredbear and Nightmare tp away if they tp'd there, Bonnie, Chica, Foxy, Fredbear and Nightmare only enter if the door is open or if I come to check the door at the wrong time, and no Freddles (therefore no Freddy), Fredbear head or Nightmare head can finish materializing the ghost I shine the lantern enough.

In FNAF 1, scared to death because of those fellas, I would ask the maintenance person about their joints and everything on my very first day (or on the interview day, would try my best to learn there, which would not only help my thesis but (as it's common knowledge) showing that much interest gives a better chance to get the job) and would arrive earlier in my workplace, use their tools to disassemble all 4 animatronics and separate their parts, to work as a security guard in a very peaceful night.
The exact same thing applies for 2, 3 and specially 6, where I'm the owner of the place lmao.

I know those kids need their revenge but it's not on me. I'd try talking to them to not kill me, but wouldn't leave a single day of staying there after midnight with every single one of them completely dismantled only to be reassembled after 6:30am ("hey man, why is Springtrap's joints so wrecked like someone broke them with an axe?" Idk, idk, have nothing to do with it). And yeah, I'd put something pretending to be me in the end of the last day in Pizzaria Simulator and let them burn.
 
The only 2 other verses i can think about and not being a mere human who would be dead or wouldn't matter is Naruto, where people can be trained since little age and cuz they get paid fairly well my mom would put me in the academy (and from there I think I could be very good, maybe, cuz with my knowledge I'd get some great stuff and abuse some things people forget because of the poor script)
And Hunter x Hunter, since I'd know where to learn more about Nen and try to get an ability to help me idk get money or smth
 
SlendVeny said:
Dragon Ball: I die. I come back. I die. I come back. I die. I come back. I die. I come back. I die. I come back.

Or, if I'm in the wrong timeline: I die, I come back. I die.
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Or you can be in the other wrong timeline where you die, come back, die, thought would come back and the timeline gets deleted by god
 
Anyways, in Saint Seiya, really depends. In the classic setting, 50/50 chances I just drown to death. Or become homeless as a result of the global flooding. Or just unluckily run into one member of the super powered cults.

If it’s the setting of the lost canvas, it’s fine as long as I don’t live in Italy, or I get painted to death. Or run into the super powered cults.

Otherwise, as long as I don’t run into any super powered cults, I think I should be ok in most saint seiya settings.

Except for the one where Karmic fire kills most everyone or I turn into water. And there’s still an evil super powered cult.
 
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