Homelander vs Hifumi Yozakura (0-7-0)

[Jackof_noTrades068]

Alright, the strongest of the Seven meets… a kid. But it’s Taiyo’s kid

Hifumi: 449 Tons

Homelander: 289 Tons

• Hifumi’s Zwing and Blooming are restricted
• Hifumi is in character, Homelander is Bloodlusted (And knows how strong she is)
• Starting distance is 10 meters
• Fight starts in a random park in Tokyo after Homelander insults her Brother
• Victory by Knockout or kill
• Speed is equal

This weird kid: TheRustyOne, XSOULOFCINDERX, Cimafranca133, ExSENNA, Fallen_Angelicx, TegamiBachi25, Catbowtie (7)

This grown man:

Taiyo tells Homelander to leave (Incon):

 

[Fallen_Angelicx]

Homelander's ego gonna be so crushed when he realizes a child is stronger than he is . (Following)

 

[Jackof_noTrades068]

Bump

 

[TheRustyOne]

Her Durability being 898 Tons of TNT is pretty crazy. Homelander is about to get washed by a 4 year old girl.

Homelander's only source of real damage would be his Heat Vision. His range his superior as well, in fact if he was smart he'd fly high in the sky and laser from out of her range. Too bad Homelander likes to start out close, but I imagine he'd refuse to accept being outclassed by a literal child.

Her singing being a sonic weapon is actually funny, since that'd really mess up his ears with their more enhanced hearing. Which would be bad if he tries to take advantage of his LS being higher, though I don't think he can actually grab this child. Profile alone tells me she's far more skilled at combat than he is.

Voting Hifumi for superior AP/Dura, far superior combat skill, and vastly more variety in terms of abilities.

Homelander's only advantages are heat vision, combined with his flight and range. While his LS is superior, it's far more likely she beats him than him grabbing her. And there's no way this man would play defensively against a literal child, he's more likely to get enraged and charge at her more.

Even if he did, he's never going to defeat her with that. She should be able to avoid it easily and could make him lose track of her with her stealth.

 

[XSOULOFCINDERX]

Homelander gets thrown out of the daycare FRA.

 

[Jackof_noTrades068]

Homelander gets thrown out of the daycare FRA.

Counted both

 

[Cimafranca133]

Hifumi FRA

 

[Jackof_noTrades068]

Bump

 

[ExSENNA]

child beats up school bully fra

 

[Jackof_noTrades068]

child beats up school bully fra

Counted

 

[Jackof_noTrades068]

Bump

 

[TegamiBachi25]

Psychotic man child gets beaten by loli FRA

 

[Fallen_Angelicx]

800th version of superman gets bodied FRA

 

[RandomGuy2345]

Is it me or has Homelander been a punching bag as of late?

 

[Jackof_noTrades068]

Is it me or has Homelander been a punching bag as of late?

Yep (he’s really getting FRA’d by a kid who’s signature move is called Zwing)

 

[TegamiBachi25]

Her Durability being 898 Tons of TNT is pretty crazy. Homelander is about to get washed by a 4 year old girl.

Homelander's only source of real damage would be his Heat Vision. His range his superior as well, in fact if he was smart he'd fly high in the sky and laser from out of her range. Too bad Homelander likes to start out close, but I imagine he'd refuse to accept being outclassed by a literal child.

Her singing being a sonic weapon is actually funny, since that'd really mess up his ears with their more enhanced hearing. Which would be bad if he tries to take advantage of his LS being higher, though I don't think he can actually grab this child. Profile alone tells me she's far more skilled at combat than he is.

Voting Hifumi for superior AP/Dura, far superior combat skill, and vastly more variety in terms of abilities.

Homelander's only advantages are heat vision, combined with his flight and range. While his LS is superior, it's far more likely she beats him than him grabbing her. And there's no way this man would play defensively against a literal child, he's more likely to get enraged and charge at her more.

Even if he did, he's never going to defeat her with that. She should be able to avoid it easily and could make him lose track of her with her stealth.

Him getting beaten up is also hilarious. I can imagine him screaming

Is it me or has Homelander been a punching bag as of late?

Everyone here hates him so we all are happy when he suffers losses

 

[Cimafranca133]

Is it me or has Homelander been a punching bag as of late?

Always has been.

 

[Catbowtie]

I don't care if it's not In-Character, Hifumi rips Homelander to shreds and the body is unidentifiable (I vote Hifumi, not because I agree with her arguments, but because I hate Homelander [Joking. Hifumi For Reasons Above])

 

[Jackof_noTrades068]

I don't care if it's not In-Character, Hifumi rips Homelander to shreds and the body is unidentifiable (I vote Hifumi, not because I agree with her arguments, but because I hate Homelander [Joking. Hifumi For Reasons Above])

And thats Grace
Homelander's notable losses section will go crazy

 

[Just_Butchering]

What's people obsession of putting HL in matchups with no real wincon for him and pretend is not an stomp and add it to their profiles

 

[Catbowtie]

What's people obsession of putting HL in matchups with no real wincon for him and pretend is not an stomp and add it to their profiles

Seeing him suffer.

 

[Jackof_noTrades068]

Oh yeah Grace period has passed guess this can be added

 

[Just_Butchering]

Seeing him suffer.

Understandable, but

Oh yeah Grace period has passed guess this can be added

I don't think stomps can be added
(No, like, for real I think if a character has no way of winning, the match is a spite and can't be added)

 

[Catbowtie]

Add it (Joking. I'm agreeing with Butchering here, is this a case of "Hifumi wins more reliably from her multiple win conditions" or "Homelander has no believable way to win, therefore Hifumi wins by Homelander having basically no win conditions"?)

 

[Jackof_noTrades068]

Add it (Joking. I'm agreeing with Butchering here, is this a case of "Hifumi wins more reliably from her multiple win conditions" or "Homelander has no believable way to win, therefore Hifumi wins by Homelander having basically no win conditions"?)

Homelander could win if he took advantage of his range floated high and fought super defensively while spamming constant heat vision. Since Hifumi can have her powers heavily weakened if her heart or lungs are heavily damaged (which Homelander's heat vision can do). But Hifumi does have more options against him + Homelander would not normally want to fight like that. I'm leaning more on decisive victory than an outright stomp

 

[Catbowtie]

My brother in Christ, Bloodlust Homelander and give him prior knowledge, then we can just For Reasons Above Train him and never look at this Thread again. I don't know the full parameters of Stomp matches and it's deciding factors, but if the only way to win is something Homelander would never do In-Character, that has to say something. (I'm half-joking. I'm genuinely suggesting to bloodlust Homelander, but I'm exaggerating the message)

 

[Jackof_noTrades068]

My brother in Christ, Bloodlust Homelander and give him prior knowledge, then we can just For Reasons Above Train him and never look at this Thread again. I don't know the full parameters of Stomp matches and it's deciding factors, but if the only way to win is something Homelander would never do In-Character, that has to say something. (I'm half-joking. I'm genuinely suggesting to bloodlust Homelander, but I'm exaggerating the message)

Homelander's bloodlusted now, Hifumi stays in character
Lot of Rusty's points still stand but that should be more fair now

 

[Catbowtie]

It's even funnier when Homelander is bloodlusted against a child.