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Heroic Stickman Vs Heroic Magical Girl (Javen Vs Sayaka Miki) (Stick Shenanigans Vs Puella Magi Madoka Magica) (0-0-0)

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Plot:

Javen decided that magical girls were cringe, so he made a portal into the madoka magica universe, and upon looking around, spotted Sayaka, and challenged her to a fight. The latter didn’t hesitate to comply, seeing javen as no better than Kyoko Sakura.

(Couldn’t really think of a whole dialogue-based interaction, lol)

Rules:
  • Speed Is Equalised
  • Base Javen is used
  • Main continuity Sayaka is used (Though if this turns out to be a stomp, Magia record Sayaka will be used instead)
  • Fight takes place on the bridge in this scene
  • Both Start 15 Meters away from each other
  • SBA for everything else
Stats:
  • Javen scales to this (8.85 Kilotons)
  • Sayaka scales to this (13.33 Kilotons)
  • Sayaka has a 1.506x AP advantage
Who Wins?

“I’ve decided that from now on, I’m never gonna regret anything. Ever again.“:

“I’ve decided that I’m gonna find the guy who asked-“:

“UNITED… STATES OF… SMAAAAAAAAAAASH!!!!!!” (Inconclusive):
 
Seeing how CRINGE Sayaka is, Javen starts with no hesitation he grows 4 arms (Via imagination manifestation) and tries to punch her with them
 
Any damage Sayaka takes from javen can also be healed by her pretty quickly too, thanks to her whole thing being swords and healing because of the nature of her wish (Healing kyosuke) plus this:
 
Sayaka opens by transforming (duh) before rushing in with melee attacks. Sayaka has dealt with witches with multiple arms/limbs before, so the arms shouldn’t be anything new to her.
He'd personally react with Sniping her several times with his Energy manip before making patterns with it frfr
Any damage Sayaka takes from javen can also be healed by her pretty quickly too, thanks to her whole thing being swords and healing because of the nature of her wish (Healing kyosuke) plus this:
Buh!?!?!
Uhhh Soul manip-
Oh wait she resists that kinda.
 
He'd personally react with Sniping her several times with his Energy manip before making patterns with it frfr
If Sayaka got hit with that, I’m confident she’d be able to escape from it, or at least survive it. Sayaka has dealt with a lot of danmaku-like attacks from witches fairly well even when she was a brand new magical girl, that combined with the fact that Sayaka is no stranger to fast-paced combat
Buh!?!?!
Uhhh Soul manip-
Oh wait she resists that kinda.
That and also the fact that javen probably doesn’t know what a soul gem is 👀 lol
 
If Sayaka got hit with that, I’m confident she’d be able to escape from it, or at least survive it. Sayaka has dealt with a lot of danmaku-like attacks from witches fairly well even when she was a brand new magical girl, that combined with the fact that Sayaka is no stranger to fast-paced combat
Javen would then just end up running at her for a well fashioned melee and then try to grab her and stuff her in his pockets because He kinda does that
That and also the fact that javen probably doesn’t know what a soul gem is 👀 lol
He'd crush it ngl
 
Javen would then just end up running at her for a well fashioned melee and then try to grab her and stuff her in his pockets because He kinda does that
Stuff her in his pockets? Like his hammerspace? Would Sayaka be able to escape from it?
He'd crush it ngl
They don’t break that easily. Their built like Nokia’s since they can survive town level fights lol
 
Stuff her in his pockets? Like his hammerspace? Would Sayaka be able to escape from it?
Uhhhhhh this is what it looks like:
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(If you're wondering wheres the items they pop in and then fly through a portal where Javen's pockets are yeyeye)
Maybe? If she notices the portal up there in the sky she can probs get to it

They don’t break that easily. Their built like Nokia’s since they can survive town level fights lol
He'd do this then:
 
like:
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(If you're wondering wheres the items they pop in and then fly through a portal where Javen's pockets are yeyeye)
Maybe? If she notices the portal up there in the sky she can probs get to it
Sayaka going through a portal in the sky seems very plausible, considering that magical girls have some crazy acrobatics and skill feats, even when they are new to witch-hunting, so I don’t think she’ll be stuck in that endless baseplate for too long
 
Sayaka going through a portal in the sky seems very plausible, considering that magical girls have some crazy acrobatics and skill feats, even when they are new to witch-hunting, so I don’t think she’ll be stuck in that endless baseplate for too long
Oh then he'll continue off the fight by flying through the air and making clones.
 
Oh then he'll continue off the fight by flying through the air and making clones.
Many opponents at once is nothing that would surprise Sayaka very much either, since she can do stuff like this, fighting off many enemies (They’re called Familiars if you know Madoka Magica) without too much trouble. This is Magia record Sayaka, yeah, but other than abilities both versions are very comparable.
 
Many opponents at once is nothing that would surprise Sayaka very much either, since she can do stuff like this, fighting off many enemies (They’re called Familiars if you know Madoka Magica) without too much trouble. This is Magia record Sayaka, yeah, but other than abilities both versions are comparable
Then he'd probably just have his legs become a drill then start spinning the bridge around
 
Then he'd probably just have his legs become a drill then start spinning the bridge around
There’s multiple other bridges around Sayaka and Kyoko in that scene for her to retreat to 🗿 Plus, if javen becomes stationary when he does that, Sayaka could get some air to avoid being flung off and then possibly decapitate him? (Dunno if that would do much cause of his regen)
 
There’s multiple other bridges around Sayaka and Kyoko in that scene 🗿 Plus, if javen becomes stationary when he does that, Sayaka could get some air to avoid being flung off and then possibly decapitate him?
Hahaha Regen says hello 👋
Also he'd respond by turning the bridge into a... constant mine trap that activates when Sayaka steps on it
 
Hahaha Regen says hello 👋
Also he'd respond by turning the bridge into a... constant mine trap that activates when Sayaka steps on it
I could see Sayaka definitely getting caught by that (Bro thinks she’s playing minesweeper on death wish difficulty 💀) but I think Sayaka is smart enough to just use the buildings around them, or possibly even the road beneath the bridges. The again, sayaka is also the most naive out of all the girls in the holy quintet, so there’s also a chance that Sayaka just keeps rushing in because javen pisses her off 🗿

Then again, if it came down to it, Sayaka has sleep manipulation (Dunno how it works, it’s been a while since I watched Madoka Magica) but it apparently has hundreds of meters range. Could javen counter that?
 
Buh?!?!!?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!!???!!!!!!!!
Couldn't Jav fly away from it
The range on it is several hundred meters, so i doubt it'd be long until sayaka managed to get in range to use it. She has a lot of crazy acrobatics to help her intercept him if need be as well
 
What where!??!?!
BAH-
Anyways Sayaka could definitely put Jav to sleep
she can't actually kill him tho so HAHAHAHA
I mean he could use toon force to have his dream snap him out of sleeping but eh I don't think that'll work insane Magical girl waifu fra
The regen goes brrrr, but i think sleep is a viable wincon here, So i'll vote sayaka as well
 
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