(Grace) Chicken vs. Small Monkeys

[Jackythejack]

Small Monkeys from Rhythm Heaven, that is. So, a chicken is set up against five of these small, 10-C monkeys. Fight takes place in a restaurant kitchen, speed is equalized. Who wins?

this is one of the stupidest matches I've done

Chicke

Composite Monkeys (Rhythm Heaven):

 

[Mr. Bambu]

yes

now make them fight Flumph

 

[Jackythejack]

Maybe after this.

maybe

 

[Sir_Ovens]

Monkeys win via having aposable thumbs.

 

[Jackythejack]

Is.

is this your actual reasoning is this a real vote I'm confused.

Because I don't get.

 

[Sir_Ovens]

Semi-serious.

Monkeys having actual usable limbs and hands help them manuver and fight more efficiently than the chicken who can only scratch and peck.

 

[Jackythejack]

Ah, alright I'll count that.

 

[Sir_Ovens]

Seriously why are we doing this?

 

[Jackythejack]

Because I like doing real world vs fiction. It's fun and so far the real world is winning.

 

[Sir_Ovens]

Wait.

I just realized that the monkeys are like, tiny.

Chicken pecks them all to death.

 

[Jackythejack]

Yes that's why they're tiny monkeys.

Okay one for chicken then.

 

[Jackythejack]

Bump

 

[EmbalmerMaster9000]

Easily the best and most ambitious matchup on this site.

Chicken vores FRA.

 

[Jackythejack]

2 for the chicken

 

[Jackythejack]

Bump

 

[Starter_Pack]

"Hands off my KFC" FRA.

 

[Jackythejack]

3 for the chicken.

Thanks Starter

 

[Jackythejack]

Bump

 

[Jackythejack]

Bump

 

[Christian_Higdon]

Rodan's descendent FRA.

 

[Jackythejack]

4 votes. Thanks man.

 

[QrowBarr]

Chicken FRA.

 

[Jimboydejuan12]

im voting Chicken Fra.

 

[Jackythejack]

We have six votes

 

[Firephoenixearl]

Chicky FRA

 

[Jackythejack]

Grace.