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Goku tries to make your favorite character to wash their hands.

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Basically i saw this tweet laughed and got the idea.

Goku wented in to the bathroom and saw your favorite character not wash their hands. he will ask them to wash their hands or else....

Will they listen to goku and wash their hands or Fight him to the death.

The goku we are using is actually Composite Goku To give him a chance to be able to beat your favorite character. basicly anyone who is technically goku

anyways speed is equal now go!

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Simon: "WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK I AM?!" Probably proceeds to get into a furious hand washing competition with Goku, filled with extra screaming.

Mori: Gets into a little too friendly spar and both will destroy the bathroom, no hands washed.

Caliborn: "How can you tell me to wash my hands, WHEN I AM ALREADY THERE?" Slaps Goku and proceeds to walk out of the bathroom with uncleaned hands, what a monster.

Kumoko:
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The sink proceeds to get scarred for the rest of its life.
 
Rimuru Tempest: Well, Rimuru body doesnt really get dirty, and he also doesnt use bathroom, but even if he did, I don't think that he would leave without washing his hands, well, he kinda can wash it by himself due the properties of his body, so, Goku telling him to wash or not won't really matter, but if someone ask him to wash the hands, he probably will wash it.

D: hmmmm, I doubt that she will left the bathroom without washing the hands, as she consider herself having a ''perfect body'', she will probably wash her hands if someone ask gently, as she isnt hostile in stuff like that
 
I'd argue he didn't see my favorite character not wash their hands, because:

1. It's debatable if Mew has hands. Nubby arms with digits/paws/claws, maybe, but hands?
2. Mew is not only able to be invisible at will, but it only shows itself to those who are pure of heart (Goku might still fit this, even after having kids.) AND have a strong desire to see it; Goku probably did NOT have a strong desire to see that Mew did not wash its hands, so it probably didn't reveal tiself ot him.

Also, I wouldn't be surprised if he does, but DOES Composite Goku have fine enough ki sensing to be able to detect where something's hands/paws/arms are or are not & what motions they did or didn't do, based purely on ki -& no visuals- alone?

I mean, I remember when Goku was constantly ki sensing with his eyes closed for Hit, & he was walking carelessly into traffic, so I dunno how finely his ki observes.

Anyway.... I have no idea how his Dimensional Travel works, so that makes options like "Turn into Dusknoir/Haunter/Maybe an Ultra Beast & go to another dimension/world" or such out of the question.

Anyway, Mew can use pretty much any move, so there's a lot of possible options, including, but probably not limited to....

A. Hypnosis. Son Goku (Xeno) resists Mind Manip, so I don't know if this
B. Encore. If Goku just showed up & threatened Mew to wash its hands or he'll kill him, that probably counts as using a move. Instruct? Obstruct? Block? Torment? Encore will make him repeat that last action.

Proceed to Transform into a Ghost-type, Curse him, then flee. Speed Equalized means he can't catch Mew, & Curse means he dies soon enough.

C. Telepathically tell him "Okay okay, I'll wash my hands! Just let me turn into something with hands first!" Turn into anything with Soundproof. (For example, Mr. Mime.) Presumably Mew maintains its ability to use any moves while transformed, sing Perish Song while washing hands. Play it off as being like singing in the shower. 'course, even if it couldn't do Soundproof, that just means Mew dies with Goku, as silly as that is.

D. If Roar qualifies as Magic (It's unclear entirely how it works & if it's psychological, & Pokemon have been called magical creatures.), & Goku's resistance is only for DARK MAGIC (Considering the justification.), then Roar might be able to repel him, but probably not.

E. Sheer Cold. Goku might have resistance to Cold & Extreme Temperatures, but IIRC, that's along with radiation, & if my memory serves, it's mostly for surviving exposure to space. But even The Real World's deep outter space doesn't actually achieve Absolute Zero (It comes very close, though.), & seeing as Absolute Zero is when the vibrations & motions of particles stop, meaning it's being frozen on an atomic level....
....Well, I don't know if Goku can fight with only his soul operational & his body stock still, since his brain wouldn't be good for anything at that point.

'course, if Speed WEREN'T equalized, I think Goku's approach Speed might be convincing enough, lol; Both might be MFTL+ but Goku's many orders of magnitude faster, & since Mew is very certainly an Aura user (Learns Aura Sphere via Level Up, probably comparable in Aura ability to Lucario, which it can turn up.), if Goku was showing his power level with his Ki, it'd probably be utterly terrifying to a mere Tier 5 character.
....G-Good thing he usually holds back, right?
 
NomsNoms said:
wtf why's so unnecessarily deep
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Because One Day Every Person in This Nation Will Control Their Own Cleanliness. A Nation of the Truly Clean, Dammit. A Nation of Actions, Not Words, Ruled by Strength, Not Toilets! Where the Stall Changes to Suit the Individual, Not the Other Way Around. Where Power and Justice Are Back Where They Belong: in the Hands of the People! Where Every Man Is Free to Pee - to Shit - for Himself! F*** All These Limp-dick Dryers and Chickenshit Sinks. **** This 24-hour Spew of Towel and Paper Cloth Bullshit! **** Mr. Clean ! **** Charming Bears! **** All of It! Bathrooms Are Diseased. Rotten to the Seat. There's No Saving It - We Need to Pull It Out by the Roots. Wipe the Slate Clean. Burn It Down! And From the Ashes, a New Bathroom Will Be Born. Evolved, but Untamed! The Ultra-soft Will Be Purged and the Ultra-strong Will Thrive - Free to Go as They See Fit, They'll Make Bathrooms Great Again! In My New Bathroom, People Will Wash and and Pee for What They Believe! Not for Goku. Not for Standards! Not for What They're Told Is Right. Every Man Will Be Free to Wash His Own Hands!
 
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Knifeman29 said:
Because One Day Every Person in This Nation Will Control Their Own Cleanliness. A Nation of the Truly Clean, Dammit. A Nation of Actions, Not Words, Ruled by Strength, Not Toilets! Where the Stall Changes to Suit the Individual, Not the Other Way Around. Where Power and Justice Are Back Where They Belong: in the Hands of the People! Where Every Man Is Free to Pee - to Shit - for Himself! F*** All These Limp-dick Dryers and Chickenshit Sinks. **** This 24-hour Spew of Towel and Paper Cloth Bullshit! **** Mr. Clean ! **** Charming Bears! **** All of It! Bathrooms Are Diseased. Rotten to the Seat. There's No Saving It - We Need to Pull It Out by the Roots. Wipe the Slate Clean. Burn It Down! And From the Ashes, a New Bathroom Will Be Born. Evolved, but Untamed! The Ultra-soft Will Be Purged and the Ultra-strong Will Thrive - Free to Go as They See Fit, They'll Make Bathrooms Great Again! In My New Bathroom, People Will Wash and and Pee for What They Believe! Not for Goku. Not for Standards! Not for What They're Told Is Right. Every Man Will Be Free to Wash His Own Hands!
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XD
 
Knifeman29 said:
Because One Day Every Person in This Nation Will Control Their Own Cleanliness. A Nation of the Truly Clean, Dammit. A Nation of Actions, Not Words, Ruled by Strength, Not Toilets! Where the Stall Changes to Suit the Individual, Not the Other Way Around. Where Power and Justice Are Back Where They Belong: in the Hands of the People! Where Every Man Is Free to Pee - to Shit - for Himself! F*** All These Limp-dick Dryers and Chickenshit Sinks. **** This 24-hour Spew of Towel and Paper Cloth Bullshit! **** Mr. Clean ! **** Charming Bears! **** All of It! Bathrooms Are Diseased. Rotten to the Seat. There's No Saving It - We Need to Pull It Out by the Roots. Wipe the Slate Clean. Burn It Down! And From the Ashes, a New Bathroom Will Be Born. Evolved, but Untamed! The Ultra-soft Will Be Purged and the Ultra-strong Will Thrive - Free to Go as They See Fit, They'll Make Bathrooms Great Again! In My New Bathroom, People Will Wash and and Pee for What They Believe! Not for Goku. Not for Standards! Not for What They're Told Is Right. Every Man Will Be Free to Wash His Own Hands!
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LOL WTF THIS WASN'T WHAT YOU SAID BEFORE LOOOL
 
Brak said:
Basically i saw this tweet laughed and got the idea.

Goku wented in to the bathroom and saw your favorite character not wash their hands. he will ask them to wash their hands or else....

Will they listen to goku and wash their hands or Fight him to the death.

The goku we are using is actually Composite Goku To give him a chance to be able to beat your favorite character. basicly anyone who is technically goku

anyways speed is equal now go!

ExCD4NZWgAMgvwu
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Ok so. 80% of people who listen to goku get stamina haxed. Therefore making them too tired to wash those hands. Gg
 
Deku and ruby: actually wahses their hands

Shigaraki: probably just dumps the hands of his dead family and those two thugs into the sink or throws a fit to try and kill goku and washes them and post awakening just tries decaying the bathroom and trying to make the rubble land on Goku to decay him lol
 
StekFence said:
Ok so. 80% of people who listen to goku get stamina haxed. Therefore making them too tired to wash those hands. Gg
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also that stamina hax can get ignored if either:

irrelevant Stamina

Stamina From a higher source

Immeasurable speed
 
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