God Danggit Paul Blart Mall Cop!

[Buttersamuri]

More Hank and Paul fights.

Full arsenal

Speed is equal

Takes place in the mall

Both are willing to kill

Both are 9-B

Who wins and why?

Hank Hill: 1

Paul Blart:

Inconclusive/Draw:

 

[Jackythejack]

I keep forgetting Hank's AP.

But I gotta go to work so maybe I'll touch up on this later

 

[Buttersamuri]

the low 100,000 to 200,000 joules when considering his 9-B. This comes from full charging bulls, One shoting multiple mid tiers at the same time who can scale to that door breaking feat. So High 100,000 to low 200,000. Possibly higher since it's all done so casually

 

[Jackythejack]

Doesn't Hank win via just having proper guns? I believe he has a shotgun as well.

 

[Buttersamuri]

He does have a shotgun yes. And he has more guns yea. Though the glue gun still due to its restrain capability should be basically as bad as being shot by a normal gun.

 

[Jackythejack]

Hank's got so much more lifting strength that I doubt that'd be an issue.

 

[Buttersamuri]

That's true. Vote for Hank then?

 

[Jackythejack]

Yup

 

[Jackythejack]

And I suppose to like, get further in on it, Hank's probably just equal in physical fitness if not maybe possibly a little higher which helps him out a lot, he has actual piercing weapons that help do a lot of damage, and...I mean lifting strength helps too, and I think he's smarter though honestly I dunno the character.