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Christian_Higdon

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As said above, post any FNAF-Related puns, memes, or jokes you can find.

I'll start it off.

Fredd is disapoint
And God said "Let there be light!"
 

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Fredbear before entering any battle:

>puts on sunglasses< It's time to yiff some dicks.
 

Crabwhale

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Yes, 99% of my jokes are going to be from Five Nights at Fuckboy's.
 

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Oh, right, I got plenty of those:

Secretaf
Super secret extra ending to FNAF 69
 
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I'd like a basket of exotic butters

delivered by an angsty teen named Eggs Benedicts

while casual bongos are playing in the background
 
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Mr. Ippo
"Have you ever wondered of nature of the universe ? Have you ever looked at the stars and marveled at the vastness of space ? I'm sure you would have liked to discuss with me the nature of the everything, but you know, you are dead and generally dead people can't speak"
 

Crabwhale

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Well, whatever, you know how Springtrap never even really attacks you in his jumpscare, he just kind of walks into your line of vision?
 

Crabwhale

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The only thing that's missing is MatPat.

He's probably somewhere in the back.
 

Crabwhale

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I'm about as existed for that as the Minecraft movie. Which is to say, not very much.
 

Crabwhale

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We keep dragging this thread's corpse out of the grave for some reason.
 
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Christian Higdon"]
I thought it would be Nightmare, but then you realize...
Balloon Boy.
 

Crabwhale

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Why the fuck are you replying to a year old thread?
 
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Chungus Monster:
 
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