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Everybody Wants to Rule the World RP Thread 7

"So that as humanity gathers to defeat me I can take out all their armies at once. I will disable all their technology wipe out a few bases and then they will see resistance is futile"
 
"Patience. I am not going to tell you my entire plan yet. I would like to know whether you have any other allies and if you have prepared for the end of the day"
 
"I have one other ally. And there is very little in the ways of preparation I can do unfortunately. An enemy that Omni fears none of us could defeat is an enemy far beyond anything I could organise with mere human power. And our other... colleagues I'll say - are too far away for me to contact in the hopes of preparing something beyond human power"

I shuffle some paper on my desk. I've got no idea what's on it, probably some gambling records, but shuffling it makes me look more official.

"Besides. I have my luck. Fate itself is preparing for this challenge better than I could, whatever it may be"
 
"I can broadcast a message to France to tell them we need to put our differences aside and face the upcoming threat"

I look amused at the way you're shuffling the papers.

"There are however happening some strange things in France so I don't know wheter my message would reach them"
 
"It might have been better wait until after contacting are colleagues and facing this threat to announce your plans to make the world your enemy, but what's done is done. However, I would appreciate it if our - potential - alliance was not made known to them yet. Broadcast the message - better to try - but keep me out of it."
 
I phone Whyr "Hi, I've got an Idea to take over the United Kingdom. Can you hand me a map of all the military bases in the countri, especially Nuclear ones (Radiation can still harm me and Netherlands)?" [also I will be gone for like half an hour to eat]
 
"Something is wrong I can't make contact with France."

I frown. Not being able to know what's going on in France is a bit worrying since it's not that far from the Netherlands.

"I'm going to return to my base. You can always contact me by simply calling my name or typing my name on any kind of computer or phone"

The office is engulfed in shadows and I vanish.
 
A noise breaks out as I finish speaking. It's a [inser-whatever-your-ring-tone-is-here] sound. I raise my eyebows slightly at the image of the armoured robot having a phone.

Ignoring the phone, the robot replies then vanishes in a flash of darkness.

"I wonder if he has to do the shadow thing or if that's just for dramatic purposes..."

I turn back to the desk, glance at the gambling records and growl then throw them aside. If I'mm going to keep this up I'm going to need to find some kind of accountant to do this stuff for me.
 
RRTheEndMan said:
I phone Whyr "Hi, I've got an Idea to take over the United Kingdom. Can you hand me a map of all the military bases in the countri, especially Nuclear ones (Radiation can still harm me and Netherlands)?" [also I will be gone for like half an hour to eat]
"Yes I will send you the coordinates. Pleas by subtle. I would like you to not desotry anything and just take over the bases. You can however dispose of the nuclear weapons"
 
"Oh, damn it. My plan was blowing up all the bases, Killing all the politicians but those loyal to my cause and becoming the new king, with obviously more power. Well, I guess I'll have to take a different approach."
 
I go to the first base. I paralize everyone there and take a glass pyramid out of my bag. I open a portal to a cave undergound with it and launch the Nukes there. It takes only a few minutes, so I repeat for every nuclear base in the country, then I fill the cave with sand so that no-one can find the nukes. I then teleport to the palace of Westminster:

"Med-wah" I wisper, making my accent seem British "Hi, as you may have seen, your country is now defensless. An invasion force from the nearby Netherlands would be enough to take it over, but I'm merciful. If you let me rule this country, I'll let the more capable of you lead this country -under my authority, that is. Think about it as me creating a new British Empire!"

Extreme nationalists are pretty ok with that, while other people aren't. A member of the IPU [Made up to avoid talking actual politics] party criticizes me. I send a low-power lighting bolt that makes him die, screaming uncontrollably.
 
"Before openly attacking other countries I would like to prepare myself. I also first want to deal with the threat Omni was talking about"

I continue creating my army.
 
I keep slogging through paperwork on running a casino, constantly checking the time to see when Omni's threat is about to happen or if I can make it to the meeting with the mob bosses.
 
I convince the Queen to retire and make me the King

I put some experienced people to be ministers, unparalize everyone I paralized and go back to the Netherlands.
 
Christian Higdon said:
Kabus was getting a bit bored, so he grabbed paper and started writing.
"I"m back! Killing the Rodents was fun, wasn't it?" "Maybe we ought to try something on two legs this time!"
 
So tired am I from the work, that I fall asleep at the desk.

[and with that I'm going to bed, let me know if I sleep through the apocalypse]
 
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