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"Again, I wanna talk to your boss."
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Everybody Wants To Rule The World 3: Part 7
- Thread starter Torlikoff
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As I find a tree in like, the middle of nowhere, I sit down and take a nap
Coolguy:Well, now that my consiousness is faded, I guess we shouldn't beat around the bush?
Henderson: I just wan' to know how I got from fooking my girlfriend who's also secretly an Eldrich God to being stuck in the body of someone impersonating my sunglasses gig
Coolguy:... Right... I guess I'll start with you. So.....
Henderson: I already know about yer fookin' manliness problems, and I'm telling you, I don't know what to tell ya.
Coolguy:... Hmm.... Is there anything you ever wanted to protect, making you do a lot of crazy stuff to get to that end?
Henderson: Oh yeah, that girlfriend I was talking about would be one. We went on one wild fookin' ride together. Long story short, Nyarthotep doesn't like having his deals get a fast one pulled on them.
Coolguy: Hmm.... So... When you were with that girl, how crazy were you willing to go?
Henderson: Ah, plenty.
Coolguy: What about in comparison to your first life?
Henderson: Somehow higher.
Coolguy: Hmm.... Well, I guess everyone else is out cold for some reason, so I should probably wake up and do something else.
Henderson: Wait, before you do that
Coolguy: Huh?
Henderson: You know how, with these souls within you, your mind is linked along with your body?
Coolguy: Yeah?
Henderson: What if, in order to understand what you're looking for, a good step would be to actually train?
Coolguy:... Hmm... I'll keep that in mind.
I wake up in the woods, and check my phone to see if anything's gone horribly wrong while I wasn't looking
Coolguy:Well, now that my consiousness is faded, I guess we shouldn't beat around the bush?
Henderson: I just wan' to know how I got from fooking my girlfriend who's also secretly an Eldrich God to being stuck in the body of someone impersonating my sunglasses gig
Coolguy:... Right... I guess I'll start with you. So.....
Henderson: I already know about yer fookin' manliness problems, and I'm telling you, I don't know what to tell ya.
Coolguy:... Hmm.... Is there anything you ever wanted to protect, making you do a lot of crazy stuff to get to that end?
Henderson: Oh yeah, that girlfriend I was talking about would be one. We went on one wild fookin' ride together. Long story short, Nyarthotep doesn't like having his deals get a fast one pulled on them.
Coolguy: Hmm.... So... When you were with that girl, how crazy were you willing to go?
Henderson: Ah, plenty.
Coolguy: What about in comparison to your first life?
Henderson: Somehow higher.
Coolguy: Hmm.... Well, I guess everyone else is out cold for some reason, so I should probably wake up and do something else.
Henderson: Wait, before you do that
Coolguy: Huh?
Henderson: You know how, with these souls within you, your mind is linked along with your body?
Coolguy: Yeah?
Henderson: What if, in order to understand what you're looking for, a good step would be to actually train?
Coolguy:... Hmm... I'll keep that in mind.
I wake up in the woods, and check my phone to see if anything's gone horribly wrong while I wasn't looking
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"Good too, thanks. What are you doing right now ?"Junkoposter said:
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"Nothing."
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"Funny joke. I meant your Head of State."
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"Ok, then would you like to my location ?"Junkoposter said:
I ask Liberty
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[ >Silas comes in
"you again why are you here"
"okay im fine if mia is good with it"
>calls liberty
"hey fam come over and chill"
sensing bias
am crying in the shower]
"you again why are you here"
"okay im fine if mia is good with it"
>calls liberty
"hey fam come over and chill"
sensing bias
am crying in the shower]
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I attempt to find the oldest tree in the forest.
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[Liberty is a cute touhou waifu, so shush ovo]
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[Lol]
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[ BIAASSS REEEEEEEEEEEEE
you're a sword, you should find a sword waifu]
you're a sword, you should find a sword waifu]
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"Sure."
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@Dragon
[Don't judge Waldo's fetishes ovo]
@Junko
"Yay."
I respond happily.
[Don't judge Waldo's fetishes ovo]
@Junko
"Yay."
I respond happily.
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"So uhh, what's your location?"
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I tell Liberty the location of my house.
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I'm still asleep
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Liberty transforms into her Carrion Spike form. "Oi Boris, let's go to Waldo's house!"
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I finish my shower and get out before putting on my meme daddy hoodie and jeans.
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I wave my cloth hand at Silas
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"See you soon then"
I tell Liberty.
I then hung up the phone.
I tell Liberty.
I then hung up the phone.
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I wave back.
"Who were you talking to?"
"Who were you talking to?"
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"Liberty, the spaceship girl."
I tell Silas.
I tell Silas.
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"Ah, sweet. Are you doing some kind of house party?"
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@Dragon
"No, is just that there's was a thing i needed a spaceship to test out.
Also i wanted to hang out with Liberty."
I tell Silas.
"No, is just that there's was a thing i needed a spaceship to test out.
Also i wanted to hang out with Liberty."
I tell Silas.
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"Well that doesnt look good" I say as I begin to investigate the tree.
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[This,
--->]
--->]
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"Oh, something new you got from your powers?"
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"Yep."
