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Everybody Wants to Rule the World 14

"YO GOOD DOOD! WANT SOME 12TH DIMENSIONAL ENERGY? I MEAN MINE'S LIKE 3D AT BEST, BUT DO YOU WANT ANY?"

[This for @Monarch, I don't know their character's name]
 
The acid does nothing, as i resist it, and in the last second of stoped time i summon a black hole on him, trying to destroy him at quantum level.

[Both the wolf and the man are in the first key right?]
 
[Hl3, Couldn't get a slime tensei character, so you're spawning them all in to (have a chance to) copy the powers you want instead?]
 
[yeah, but ranga has all the abilities listed under the notable techniques section]

despite this violating many laws of physics and common sense, the man manages to reflect the black hole just as the wolf reappears, although i instantly turn it into a pill, which i manage to grab before it's pulled into the short-lived black hole
 
Blahblah9755 said:
[Hl3, Couldn't get a slime tensei character, so you're spawning them all in to (have a chance to) copy the powers you want instead?]
[I actually had this planned for a while, and it's a mini-story, which i kinda forgot to take into account when i made my new PC, but meh]
 
Ain't nothing doing shit me, why? Le Spiral, and to a lesser extent, Le Magic.

I'm just standing here, tryna get the attention of that dude [@Monarch} associating with that other, UltKarsy dude.

"DOES ANYONE WANT SOME ENERGY THAT CAN BECOME 12TH DIMENSIONAL?
 
"**** off!"I tell the man, as i open a hole to the core of the Earth, use my telekinises on the man and throw him down there.
 
Torlikoff said:
[So am I, but I don't wanna get involved in this. Imma sit in the corner]
[Mind letting me shove my soul into your body? I won't supersede power over it I'll just give you Spiral and Magic while I dick around until shit be safe]
 
continueing his series of borderline bullshit, the man somehow manages reflects the heat to Walter

i eat the wolf-pill, and throw a punch at it after it reappears, which it is seemingly too slow to dodge this time around, blowing a massive hole though most of it's body, which doesn't regenerate
 
"LE NOPE BATCH!" I fly outta that ******* hole thanks to a joint effort on behalf of my Le Spiral and Le Magic, my will to NOT DIE is really ******* strong to say the least.

"I'm offering you energy that can **** WITH DIMENSIONS, IT's AWESOME SHIT DUDE"

[You're not with us. You're in Vegas, me and Hl3 are in North Dakota]
 
CrimsonStarFallen said:
"LE NOPE BATCH!" I fly outta that ******* hole thanks to a joint effort on behalf of my Le Spiral and Le Magic, my will to NOT DIE is really ******* strong to say the least.
"I'm offering you energy that can **** WITH DIMENSIONS, IT's AWESOME SHIT DUDE"
[You're not with us. You're in Vegas, me and Hl3 are in North Dakota]

[Shit okay just ignore my other shit then]
 
Hl3 or bust said:
continueing his series of borderline bullshit, the man somehow manages reflects the heat to Walter

i eat the wolf-pill, and throw a punch at him, which he is seemingly too slow to dodge this time around, blowing a massive hole though most of his body, which doesn't regenerate
I take him out of there. "You are *******..." I throw him at another planet with telekinises (likely jupiter).
 
"So... [@Monarch], Do you want some energy that has the potential to become 12th dimensional? I got like an infinite reserve of 3D shit, pretty sure someone with your courage can buff it to atleast 12th"
 
Monarch Laciel said:
I fly over to him.
"What's this about energy"
"Oh i produce an energy source that grows with Willpower, right now mine is 3D, but if I give it to you you can probably get fifth dimensional energy out of it."


"So.. Want It? I just wanna team with you and the other dude, just promise me I can use your body to house my soul temporarily if I die, even if you say no I'll still give you this shit"
 
the smoke forms into "I feel like............like i can think way faster, but not move much faster. It's kinda disorienting actually."
 
Monarch Laciel said:
"Sounds nice. Alright, team. One question. Did you cause any damage to the city?"
"All I did was turn one tree into a dick shaped tree, and I shot a harmless green willpower tornado into space. You want me to fix the tree? I can fix the tree"
 
Monarch Laciel said:
"Fix the tree first, then you're part of the team"
I shake his hand.
"Is this what friendship feels like? I've n-ne-ever h-had f-friends b-before!" I say, teary eyed, FRIENDS!

"Oh, uh.. UNTURNUS DICKKIKUS!" I scream, and the tree reassumes it's prior form, some slight jpeg courtesey of sucking dick at magic, but not enough to be noticeable.
 
"So Mister Cool Dude, do you watch anime? Wait, are you even from earth? What's your homeworld like? Is it like one of those "Exactly earth but not earth" type things? Or is it more like Alternia? WAIT HAVE YOU SEEN GURREN LAGANN?"
 
"I don't watch anime. Cartoons are for children. I have bigger things on my mind. Now how are you planning on giving me this energy source?"

[Show him a gambling anime and maybe he'll get into it]
 
Hl3 or bust said:
the smoke forms into "I feel like............like i can think way faster, but not move much faster. It's kinda disorienting actually."
"That sucks. Also, you eated that pill right? What does that do?"
 
Monarch Laciel said:
"I don't watch anime. Cartoons are for children. I have bigger things on my mind. Now how are you planning on giving me this energy source?"
[Show him a gambling anime and maybe he'll get into it]
"Oh, I just like, transfer some of it into you, I mean I know you don't watch anime, but it's like ki transfer in DBZ, for reference. Just... wait..."

I prep the Spiral transfer,

BAM

"Done! You might glow green for a bit, but so long as you got willpower, you can effectively screw the universe up it's anus with reality fuckering, violation of energy conservation, and probability manip... So long as you got DA GUTS AND COURAGE!"
 
the smoke forms into "I can turn people into pills with the eyes of my hands, and i gain one of their abilities when i eat it. I guess i got the wolf's really high reaction speeds."
 
[I just realised I don't think I can use spiral power]

[Spiral is the power of evolution, and I'm an unborn possibility. I don't think I can evolve]

The energy shoots straight through me because it's really hard to interact with non-corporeal possibilities.
 
Monarch Laciel said:
[I don't think I can use spiral power]
[Spiral is the power of evolution, and I'm an unborn possibility. I don't think I can evolve]
[Viral can use Spiral, albeit that's Enki Dura and end of the Second Movie, but still... Maybe my transfer turns you INTO something that can evolve]

"Okay, chances are this either gave you the energy, or turned you into an organism capable of evolution that CAN use the energy"
 
"****! Okay, mind if I turn you into an organism capable of evolution? Because it seems that whatever you are now can't use this shit, but Gurren Lagann says that this shit WILL work on shit that can undergo evolution... So mind letting me turn you into a thing capable of evolution?"
 
"I wasn't aware I was incapable of evolution. Seems my new powers aren't all beneficial. You can try I guess"

[Spiral power can give probability manipulation so would it be too much to say it can interact with possibilities?]
 
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