Eric Cartman vs Jimmy Hopkins (0-7-0)

[GoCommitDi]

Jimmy was scrolling through his social media and saw Eric Cartman's profile, which showcased Cartman pulling off all sorts of...uhh..."pranks" on both kids and adults, including one where he fed a certain teen his parents at a chili cook-off. Jimmy then decided to grab his weapons, head over to South Park, and knock on Cartman's door, telling him pranks aren't meant to kill people. Cartman calls him a "stupid bald-headed cocksucka", leading to Jimmy calling him a fat@$$. Shame he didn't know Cartman is big-boned, not fat...

Speed is equalized

Cartman is 9-B and has his optional equipment

Fight takes place in South Park outside Cartman's house

"I hate you guys! harmonica You guys are assholes! harmonica Especially Kenny!":

"It's America! We go in there with threats and bribes until we get what we want. If all else fails, we beat the crap out of everyone.": 7

Inconclusive:

 

[GoCommitDi]

Bump

 

[Imaginym]

Cartman has Mid Regeneration, how does Jimmy get past that?

 

[noninho]

I think Jimmy has way more experience in fighting, so maybe it's not a huge problem

 

[GoCommitDi]

Cartman has Mid Regeneration, how does Jimmy get past that?

Jimmy can knock him out (it helps he has better combat experience), scare him away with his Social Influencing, ragdoll him with his superior lifting strength, or outlast him with his superior stamina

 

[Imaginym]

Jimmy can knock him out (it helps he has better combat experience), scare him away with his Social Influencing, or outlast him with his superior stamina

Makes sense. IDK if Cartman has the skills to overcome that, & AFAIK, he can be intimidated, despite his own Social Influencing skills.
Doesn't Jimmy also have superior LS?

Optional Equipment: Flute, v-chip, pistol

Anyone know what these do? I'm assuming the pistol is just aregular firearm pistol.

 

[GoCommitDi]

Yeah I was coincidentally editing my comment to mention Jimmy's LS advantage (gotta love slow mobile data)

One of the most notable examples of Cartman being intimidated by someone strong-willed and getting his spirit broken by them was when PC Principal stood up to him and beat him up. Cartman also succumbed to Cesar Millan's dog taming techniques, and in yet another episode, Cartman was doing everything in his power to avoid fighting Wendy after school

So Cartman could manipulate Jimmy and get him into a deadly predicament, but Jimmy is also just as likely to be cautious and firmly stand his ground

 

[TheMassivlyUnkn0wn]

so yeah jimmy just kind of beats cartman up and knocks him out i assume. he can't exactly run from jimmy given he didnt have prior knowledge that he was gonna fight him. so he'd probably just get beat up and lose?

voting jimmy

 

[Imaginym]

so yeah jimmy just kind of beats cartman up and knocks him out i assume. he can't exactly run from jimmy given he didnt have prior knowledge that he was gonna fight him. so he'd probably just get beat up and lose?

voting jimmy

What even is Cartman's win condition?
The pistol &/or the Fluter &/or V-Chip?

 

[ShionAH]

Anyone know what these do? I'm assuming the pistol is just aregular firearm pistol.

Flute makes everyone shit themselves when played iirc

"Electricity Manipulation with the V-Chip"

 

[AThe1412]

Jimmy's AP is so much higher he basically turns Cartman to dust with a punch.

 

[Imaginym]

Jimmy's AP is so much higher he basically turns Cartman to dust with a punch.

How much higher?

 

[AThe1412]

How much higher?

3.128-7.86 MJ Vs 15563.874 J, although if you assume that Cartman straight up tanked getting hit by a bus (Which he didn't from what I can tell, he simply survived) then he would be around this level.

 

[Imaginym]

3.128-7.86 MJ Vs 15563.874 J, although if you assume that Cartman straight up tanked getting hit by a bus (Which he didn't from what I can tell, he simply survived) then he would be around this level.

Did I misread that?
MJ as in Megajoules? Where 1 MJ is equal to 1 million Joules, putting Cartman many times above Jimmy's mere rough 15K joules?
Or other way around & Jimmy's scaling to Megajoules?

3.128 Megajoules / 15,563.874 joules = 200.97824

 

[AThe1412]

Did I misread that?
MJ as in Megajoules? Where 1 MJ is equal to 1 million Joules, putting Cartman many times above Jimmy's mere rough 15K joules?
Or other way around & Jimmy's scaling to Megajoules?

3.128 Megajoules / 15,563.874 joules = 200.97824

I literally told you that Jimmy reduces Cartman to bone meal with a punch or are you just flabbergasted?

 

[Imaginym]

I literally told you that Jimmy reduces Cartman to bone meal with a punch or are you just flabbergasted?

I'd say a bit flabbergasted, lol.

I forget how wide a tier Wall Level is, lol.

 

[AThe1412]

I'd say a bit flabbergasted, lol.

I forget how wide a tier Wall Level is, lol.

The gap between the top and bottom of 9-B is roughly 1394 times.

 

[GoCommitDi]

Bumping because Cartman's AP and durability received a buff

 

[Flashlight237]

Bumping because Cartman's AP and durability received a buff

How big? Because the profile's not really helping me out here.

 

[Salt-on-pizza]

Jimmy was scrolling through his social media and saw Eric Cartman's profile, which showcased Cartman pulling off all sorts of...uhh...pranks on both kids and adults, including one where he fed a certain teen his parents at a chili cook-off. Jimmy then decided to grab his weapons, head over to South Park, and knock on Cartman's door, telling him pranks aren't meant to kill people. Cartman calls him a "stupid bald-headed cocksucka", leading to Jimmy calling him a fat@$$. Shame he didn't know Cartman is big-boned, not fat...

Speed is equalized

Cartman is 9-B and has his optional equipment

Fight takes place in South Park outside Cartman's house

"I hate you guys! harmonica You guys are assholes! harmonica Especially Kenny!":

"It's America! We go in there with threats and bribes until we get what we want. If all else fails, we beat the crap out of everyone.":

Inconclusive:

Jimmy's more experienced, can scare him away, and his weapons could help him beat the shit of Cartman. I feel regen could be a problem, but Jimmy can whittle him down definitely

Voting Jimmy

 

[GoCommitDi]

Bump

 

[GoCommitDi]

How big? Because the profile's not really helping me out here.

14.1 MegaJoules

No idea why the profile didn't link it

 

[Lloydblitzed]

Jimmy FRA

 

[TegamiBachi25]

Underrated Video game protag beats most hateable South Park character FRA

 

[James_Plays_4_Games]

Jimmy can knock him out (it helps he has better combat experience), scare him away with his Social Influencing, ragdoll him with his superior lifting strength, or outlast him with his superior stamina

Jimmy's more experienced, can scare him away, and his weapons could help him beat the shit of Cartman. I feel regen could be a problem, but Jimmy can whittle him down definitely

Voting Jimmy

I suppose I vote for Jimmy winning the battle for the quoted reasons as well.

 

[AThe1412]

Jimmy FRA.

 

[Unknownnah]

Physically strongest rockstar protagonist FRA.

 

[Flashlight237]

Cool. Fair enough, gonna go with Jimmy Hopkins. What does Cartman have that Jimmy doesn't?

 

[GoCommitDi]

Cartman has regeneration, could likely manipulate Jimmy, can fry him with his v-chip, or (I can't believe I'm typing this) forcibly make Jimmy poop himself to death by playing the flute

 

[Salt-on-pizza]

Cartman has regeneration, could likely manipulate Jimmy, can fry him with his v-chip, or (I can't believe I'm typing this) forcibly make Jimmy poop himself to death by playing the flute

Yeah, but Cartman could be scared off, or taken out first via better experience and explosives, not saying Cartman doesn't have a chance though.

 

[GoCommitDi]

Yeah I know (in fact I was about to vote for Jimmy too before we reached 7 votes), just saying Cartman still has some wincons

Anyway grace began earlier so now we wait