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Dargoo Writes Battles 2: Risotto vs. Dr. Kondraki

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As his taxi emerged from a tunnel, Kondraki was met with a vista of the stretching coast of Sardinia and the fresh scent of the ocean.

"Proprio qui, per favore." [Right here, please].

The taxi driver noticed that the odd-looking tourist in the lab coat shoved something in his pocket in a hurry as he entered the car. He fiddled his fingers with the kilometer-counter on his dashboard as he usually did with the wealthy Americans, before turning back and asking for a hefty sum.

To his surprise (he usually expected some bargaining after he set the price), the man awkwardly shuffled around and gave him a massive stack of lira, before smiling and walking at a calm pace out of the car and on to the beach.

Americans had so much money to throw away... the driver thought, before beginning to drive back.

Kondraki knew that having a stack of memetic monopoly money would come in handy one day. The effect would wear off in around a couple hours, although the driver would have enough to buy Boardwalk and Park Place, with houses and hotels!

The Foundation usually didn't send someone as important as Kondraki on a field mission like this unless it involved a particularly nasty visual anomaly, and with an entire Mobile Task Force killed in what was certainly some kind of invisible anomaly with a weird fetish for razor blades he was basically the last on the line before more... drastic action was taken.

He sighed, before taking a sip of coffee. The trails he'd been tracking for the past couple of months all lead to this beach on Sardina... near this particular house. But he wasn't exactly sure what made it so important.

He scouted around the area, getting some inevitable sand in his shoes. Getting nowhere, he laid down and opened up his suitcase, containing his camera, a flock of his butterflies, and the amulet. He mentally instructed the insects to probe around the area for anything suspicious, with nothing coming back positive. He decided to pack up, pay off a local townsman for a recliner, and sit near the highway to wait for the next taxi.

He heard a voice next to him, sitting on a nearby rock.

"Tu lì. Non muoverti di un centimetro." [You there. Don't move a centimeter.]

Kondraki obliged by reclining further into the chair he was in. "Ti serve qualcosa?" [Need something?]

Something flew by Kondraki's head at incredible speeds. A bullet? A dart?

"Ho detto di non muoverti. Questo è il tuo ultimo avvertimento. Adesso, spingi la tua valigia alla tua destra, col piede." [I said don't move. That was your last warning. Now, slide your suitcase to your right, with your foot.]

Kondraki kicked back, putting his arms behind his head, turning to meet the assassin. "Sembri un pagliaccio." [You look like a clown.]

Another swift-moving object broke through his head, causing it to burst into a cluster of butterflies.

The assassin, slightly surprised, jumped off of the small cliff into the beach, ducking out of sight.

Kondraki, who was sitting on an identical recliner 5 meters to the left, grabbed his camera and pendant, giving chase.

Since the first one of these actually finished, why not make a part 2, eh?

To summarize the situation above, battle takes place on the beach at Sardinia where Risotto fought Doppio. Combatants start aware of each other, 15 meters apart. Speed is equalized, Kondraki has access to his standard equipment plus 427.

AP doesn't really matter lol.

Risotto Nero -

Dr. Kondraki -

Inconclusive -

Risotto nero by teamea dd5u642-pre
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So are we going to assume that Kondraki has the real life amount of iron in his blood of one singular nail or that verse equalization gives humans enough iron to make a tank?
 
The Smashor said:
So are we going to assume that Kondraki has the real life amount of iron in his blood of one singular nail or that verse equalization gives humans enough iron to make a tank?
Real life amount.
 
So what can Risotto even do here since the best he can do is make a nail come out of Kondraki's head and maybe make him die form a lack of iron in his blood?
 
Which is so not in character that's it's not even funny?

How is Nero even going to do any damage?

Wait nevermind High 8-C SCP Foundation got nerfed. This is an actual fight.
 
Well he seemed pretty keen on having him vomit razors and making scissors come out of his feet for most of the battle. Considering that Kondraki has way less metal in his body then a JJBA character Nero might get confused when all he can make is a nail.
 
Yeah Konny's durability is now the same as Risotto.

The better question, can Risotto metalhax stuff he can't see?
 
I mean...

There's quite literally no way to know since the one character he fought in the entire franchise he could clearly see.
 
Just going to help you there with the dialogue:

"Tu lì. Non muoverti di un centimetro. ("You there. Don't move a centimeter.")

"Ti serve qualcosa?" ("Need something?")

"Ho detto di non muoverti. Questo è il tuo ultimo avvertimento. Adesso, spingi la tua valigia alla tua destra, col piede. ("I said don't move. That was your last warning. Now, slide your suitcase to your right, with your foot.")

"Sembri un pagliaccio" ("You look like a clown.")
 
Dargoo Faust said:
Yeah Konny's durability is now the same as Risotto.

The better question, can Risotto metalhax stuff he can't see?
It is implied that he magnetizes stuff via actually sending magnetic waves, as that's how Doppio understood where Risotto was using his ability from.
 
Anyway, about the fight.

Butterflies meet the same fate as Doppio's frog the moment Risotto decides to attack.

Risotto "may" be able to steal the camera from Kondraki if it has traces of steel.

And overall, Risotto can probably end the fight rather quickly via just manifesting scissors and decapitating Kondraki.

Am I wrong on something?
 
So a couple of things:

  • Kondraki can bypass Risotto's invisibility with his camera, which would capture a picture of his "essense" (probably soul in this context), however it's fair to say that it would make noise and maybe a flash of light that would alert Risotto of Konny's location.
  • Kondraki can't really attack Risotto without giving away his location, which when that happens all the metal he's holding and on his body is a b s o l u t e l y y e e t e d. If Risotto is made aware of the boooooterflies, they also have iron he can succ out.
  • That put, if Kondraki gets a good shot on the head it's game over for Risotto, however unless he peppers Risotto with bullets a-la Aerosmith body-shots likely get healed by Metallica.
  • Konny's pendant can restore the iron in his blood or just straight-up replenish his blood, although it's also made of metal; so if Risotto is made aware of it it's turned into a razor and thrown into Kondraki's chest.
  • Risotto is also incredibly observant, to the point where it took less than a minute to figure out he was fighting a precog. Kondraki is also incredibly intelligent, although most of the opponents he's fooled and tricked are predictable or idiots.
  • Risotto could shoot metal everywhere around him from trace metals in the area to pin down Kondraki as well.
Seems like a very close call to me.
 
TriforcePower1 said:
Risotto "may" be able to steal the camera from Kondraki if it has traces of steel.
The camera's casing is actually made of anomalous wood which might have trace iron.

The internal workings of the camera almost certainly have some iron in them, though.
 
Both of them are invisible and can take out the other easily, although illusions give Kondraki a leg-up. If he can distract Risotto with an illusion, Kondraki could figure out the invisibility and how magnetism (under most circumstances) pulls towards Risotto, assuming he didn't have his leg chopped off.
 
Nero would presumably need to see Kondraki to do that, though, which is confounded by booooterflies. Counted regardless.

Risotto - 1 (Necro)

@everyone else votes?
 
CrackerVolley said:
Hey, why are we calling this "Dargoo writes battles" and not "Dargoo writes fights"?
I dunno. There's a difference?
 
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