Car combat tournament host fights President that hosts a horse race

[Stillwinston]

I figured since I played TM Black awhile ago this might be a funny idea at least. Plus they're hosts of epic events lol.

• Speed is equalised
• Calypso is 5-A
• Valentine has Love Train
• SBA otherwise

I thank you for playing twisted metal: 0

I thank you for competing in steel ball run: 0

Minion drags them both to hell: 0

Calypso (Twisted Metal)

Calypso is the orchestrator of the Twisted Metal contest and the recurring antagonist of the Twisted Metal series. At the end of every contest, he allows the victor to request a single, solitary wish of their choosing, regardless of how ludicrous or seemingly impossible the wish in question may...

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Funny Valentine

Dojyaaa~~n!Valentine's catchphrase Funny Valentine is the 23rd President of the United States, an avowed patriot who seeks to make his country supreme above all others. To this end, he organizes the country-wide Steel Ball Run race, with a grand prize of $50,000,000, seeking to use it as a front...

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[Sir_Ovens]

Does Calypso have any way to attack Funny? I'm pretty sure Funny can just grab a crippled version of Calypso from another universe and just throw him at his alter.

 

[Stillwinston]

Can't Calypso just saitama the planet? Can Love Train handle something like that when the whole planet gets yeeted?

 

[Stillwinston]

Bump?

 

[Shey]

Can't Calypso just saitama the planet? Can Love Train handle something like that when the whole planet gets yeeted?

Is that a starting move?
Funny's starting move would be to go to another dimension drag an alternate version of Calypso to himself and watch them crumble to non existence

 

[Stillwinston]

Calypso usually starts with his hax tbf, which is thought based. Also he's like bigger than the planet here last I checked so its not like he'd crumble instantly given his sheer size I guess?

EDIT: Would Calypso's causality manip help against probability manip?

 

[Stillwinston]

Bump?

 

[Stillwinston]

Bump?

 

[Stillwinston]

Bump

 

[Stillwinston]

Bump

 

[Stillwinston]

Bump

 

[Stillwinston]

Bump

 

[Stillwinston]

Bump

 

[Stillwinston]

Bit of a necro but bump?