Caption Every Staff Member's Profile Pictures

[DarkGrath]

An idea I had that I briefly discussed off-site.

Send your funniest captions for staff member's profile pictures. Play around with the idea, and whatever the profile picture makes you think of. It doesn't have to be a staff member's PFP, but distinctiveness gets points (according to me, the authority on what is funny).

Of course, be decent and mindful. Don't use this to belittle or demean anyone, members or otherwise. Avoid any memes that are overtly edgy or profane in general - don't say anything in the caption that you wouldn't say in a comment. And if anyone requests that you remove the caption or meme of their PFP for any reason, please respect their wishes. If things get chaotic, I'll be locking this thread.

Here's the starting gun.

EDIT: I was recommended to add resources for captioning images, to make things easier.

AddText is a website that makes captioning very easy, though it comes with a watermark.

If you'd like more customisability and no watermark (albeit with more complex tools), I would recommend the website Photopea.

And if you would like a hi-res version of my profile picture for your purposes, here you go.

 

[CloverDragon03]

When you know they lying but you still listening

 

[CurrySenpai]

When someone says something so whitewomanphobic you gotta hit em with the Curry stare

 

[Crabwhale]

 

[DMUA]

Half the time I cannot comprehend image uploads on this site

(Consider this all the time, I swear it's one meme why does it have to be this difficult to create and then post it)

 

[Sir_Ovens]

 

[CurrySenpai]

This is an old one... the day that The Strongest SAO Wanker and The Strongest SAO Downplayer teamed up

 

[Deidalius]

Antvasima's profile picture is genuinely the best profile picture in the wiki. Unironically.