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Police melts buildings because it's totally what they do |
Michael pointed at the sky from the car window, getting darker and darker every millisecond. Until it shows itself from the thick clouds. It was a building. A building with similar height as Tokyo Tower, made all out of Titanium for protection. Yet it has no power against the man who is holding it, and tried to threaten to throw the tower to the Vatista's car. Man: "God Hand!! Michael!! You are going to die!!!" With that, Michael cringed. Michael: "Umm, do you have any better dialogues than that? That's embarrassingly, just, like, ughhhhh, you know?" Man: "You're mocking me!?" Michael: "No........... Pfft, yeah." With that, the man is pissed. He threw the building he holded to the car he was chasing. The man believed that this will kill them both: but it didn't happen. The full titanium building melted in an instant by seemingly extreme heat. It was the police psychics. As one officer melted the building, another officer picked up the liquid before it fall off the ground and the other captured the man. As Vatista drives further and further, the man is farther and farther to be seen, until he falls their normal range of sight. Vatista: "E-rank psychic. His ability is not even good." |
Horrible prank gone horribly right |
After few hours, they arrived at Rose Park, only to be greeted with a weird phenomenon. There are storm clouds forming in the city at supernatural rate, forming above the entire central area in almost half a second. After 3 seconds, the clouds has been formed above entirety of Philiston, and the snow started to fall. The snowstorm within summer is odd enough, but also the storm may be the worst snowstorm ever recorded within human history, forming large amount of snow on the ground in no time and blocking the sight of the civilians' vision, not seeing anything even if it's just 3 meters away. Michael: "What the hell?" Vatista: "Tch. This is only can be done by an omega-level. Neither of the two would do this kind of troll, there must be new generation out there." New Generation. Recently, there are 9 new omega-levels who came out of nowhere. These people are said to be new strongests, and there are chances that they are aiming for Four Heavenly Gods' heads. Michael get out of the car to prepare for the fight. Three fingers covered his eye each, and two hands popped out from the ground, blocking his blind spots. He anticipated for an enemy, until he sensed one. Running from left, he is going to attack. Michael used his hand to catch it, but it teleported to his front and said: Valstrax: "HEY BOI, DO YOU WANNA MY SANDWICH???!!!!!" The storm suddenly disappeared. A few milliseconds and the storm went away. Even snow on the ground miraculously disappeared. The only thing left unusual was the man in front of him and the double deck cheese sandwich he holds, pushing it to Michael's face. |
Don't get wasted with a guy you know that he'll mess you up |
Catherine: "Well, while there are times we're hating each other to death like that one time Val sent me into space but hey, you warmed my heart and I don't wanna antagonize. Let me have a seat." Catherine took a seat beside Valstrax, and then pulled out some candy from her pocket. Valstrax: "BTW, that instance wasn't because of hate, we're flat out drunk. Also you're the one who flew to space at high speed." Catherine: "Did I? I thought you were the one who sent me into space in that diaper party?" Valstrax: " I suggested it. You were the one who followed it. It's entirely your fault. But man, you, having diaper on your head, flew to the moon at two seconds, bashed it with your skull, cracking it half, moving few thousands of kilometres sideways each piece in like, a second, and sent to jail for like two hours. Good times." Catherine: "Good times, my ass. Hey, now that I remember it, you don't have pics of us dancing, do you?" Valstrax: "Nah." Catherine: "Huh, cool." Valstrax: "BUT I HAVE A VIDEO!!!!!!!" Catherine: "OI, DON'T YOU DARE!!!!!" Valstrax: "HAHAHA!!! DID YOU REALLY THINK THAT I'LL MISS THAT SWEET SWEET OPPORTUNITY TO MESS WITH YA!!?? YOU'RE TOO NAIVE, GIRL!!!!" |
Not to criticize or anything, but I think that kind of comedy is very repetitive. And not in a good way. The comedy focuses on what the character do, not what character's action actually means and implication because of it. Sure, you can go WTF comedy b that feels like 2000's outdated comedy.Mr. Bambu said:
Firstly, I feel really bad for having ignored this calc for so long because I don't know how to pixel scale. Though don't worry, Ed will get a scaling image back to me.Christian Higdon said:I need a calc of Nightmaricus busting Isla Ultima. Keep in mind, he did this with one output of energy.
Alright, how wide is the skyscraper? And how tall? In meters is preferable but use whatever you see fit.Reinhardthrowhisspear said:snip