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[Rodri_"Dante"]

See everyone? Even the wiki itself is telling you all to read Homestuck.

W H Y
A R E N' T
Y O U
R E A D I N G
H O M E S T U C K

 

[Crabwhale]

Nobody cares.

 

[Rodri_"Dante"]

S H U T
U P

 

[Crabwhale]

No

 

[Rodri_"Dante"]

Well, you're following the thread, so you actually care.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LOGIC IS TTLY FLAWLESSCFJFYDUTFTGKKYYUFYUGDTGHDGUF

 

[Yellowpig10]

Homestuck is trash and nobody cares about it

 

[Rodri_"Dante"]

Calling Homestuck trash is calling the intermission trash, which is objectively wrong.

Your everything is flawed.

 

[Yellowpig10]

Calling Homestuck trash is calling the intermission trash, which is objectively wrong.
Your everything is flawed.

I don't know what the intermission is but it's probably trash too

 

[Rodri_"Dante"]

Calling the intermission trash is calling Problem Sleuth trash, which is objectively wrong.

Your everything is overflawed.

 

[Yellowpig10]

You are flawed

 

[Rodri_"Dante"]

Not to mention calling Homestuck trash is calling Undertale trash.

 

[Yellowpig10]

Not to mention calling Homestuck trash is calling Undertale trash.

In what universe are those the same

 

[Rodri_"Dante"]

Undertale wouldn't exist if it wasn't for Homestuck.

Even more: Toby Fox made Undertale in Andrew Hussie's basement.

 

[Yellowpig10]

That doesn't mean that the quality of undertale rubs off on homestuck, that just means that for once something good came out of Andrew hussie in the form of someone more talented using his house

 

[Rodri_"Dante"]

No

 

[Rodri_"Dante"]

Also, you're calling the work of over 10 musical artist trash. You are so wrong, that you make me look like a good guy.

 

[Crabwhale]

The levels of caring are beginning to dip below -2346474647463363.

 

[Rodri_"Dante"]

And yet you bother to reply...

 

[Crabwhale]

That's because I quite literally have nothing else to do.

 

[Crabwhale]

Also, consider it payback for all the bullshit you put me through yesterday.

 

[Rodri_"Dante"]

"Does anyone but you believe your lies?"

 

[Crabwhale]

Does anybody have a spare Care-o-meter? Mine isn't made for such precisely minuscule quantities.

 

[Christian_Higdon]

I ''had'' a spare.

 

[Rodri_"Dante"]

NONE OF YO'u' IS WORTH OF BEING INSIDE BILIO'u'S SLICK.

 

[The_King_of_Prudence]

Yuri!!! on Ice ÒâªÒâ╝Òâ¬!!! on ICE Opening "History Maker"

 

[Sans2345]

I agree with crabwhale i do not care about homestuck

 

[Rodri_"Dante"]

AND YET, YO'u' CAME HERE :/

 

[TurboTriangle601]

I already did over a year ago but i have a very short term memory.

May as well read it again.

 

[Jellyity]

I read homestuck.

 

[Seol404]

What the hell is this?

 

[Holyhotsauce]

increase the speed

 

[Copetan]

What the hell is this?

I've been analyzing it thoroughly... and I don't understand

 

[MaxForward]

TO BE FAIR. YOU HAVE TO HAVE A VERY HIGH IQ. TO UNDERSTAND HOMOSUCK. THE HUMOR IS EXTREMELY SUBTLE. AND WITHOUT A SOLID GRASP. OF TRUE ART. MOST OF THE JOKES WILL GO OVER A TYPICAL MORTALS HEAD. THERE'S ALSO MY NIHILISTIC OUTLOOK. WHICH IS DEFTLY WOVEN. INTO MY CHARACTERISATION. MY PERSONAL PHILOSOPHY DRAWS HEAVILY FROM THE JAPANESE MANGA LITERATURE. FOR INSTANCE. THE LEPRECHAUNS UNDERSTAND THIS STUFF. THEY HAVE THE INTELLECTUAL CAPACITY. TO TRULY APPRECIATE THE DEPTHS OF THESE JOKES. TO REALIZE THAT THEY'RE NOT JUST FUNNY. THEY SAY SOMETHING DEEP ABOUT DEATH. AS A CONSEQUENCE PEOPLE WHO DISLIKE HOMOSUCK TRULY ARE IDIOTS. OF COURSE THEY WOULDN'T APPRECIATE THE TERROR. IN MY EXISTENCIAL CATCHPHRASE "YOU CAN'T ESCAPE THE MILES". WHICH ITSELF IS A CRYPTIC REFERENCE TO MY OWN COMPLETE DOMINATION. I'M SMIRKING RIGHT NOW JUST IMAGINING ONE OF THOSE ADDLEPATED SIMPLETONS. SCRATCHING THEIR HEADS IN CONFUSION AS MY GENIUS UNFOLDS ITSELF ON THEIR COMPUTERS. WHAT FOOLS. HOW I HATE THEM. ƒÉì AND YES BY THE WAY. I DO HAVE A HONK FRIEND TATTOO. AND NO. YOU CANNOT SEE IT. IT'S FOR THE ALPHA MALES EYES ONLY. AND EVEN THEY HAVE TO DEMONSTRATE THAT THEY'RE WITHIN 5 IQ POINTS OF MY OWN. PREFERABLY LOWER.

 

[The_King_of_Prudence]

WRYYY!

 

[BattleReviews]

I C4R3 4B0UT H0M3STUCK

 

[NuclearPixelemental]

more like homefuck lmao

 

[BattleReviews]

Nah, Homestuck is a great series thanks to Sburb

 

[Jellyity]

yep.

 

[Rodri_"Dante"]

yep.

Error, IS THAT YO'u'?

 

[Seol404]

This thread should be one of the seven wonders of Joke Battles Wiki