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AVGN vs Bowser

Christian_Higdon

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Hatred is blind, rage carries you away, and he who pours out vengeance runs the risk of tasting a bitter draught.
~ Alexandre Dumas​
"Bwahahahahaha! Perfect! That pesky Mario is finally gone! Now to kill the green one too!" Said the tyrant that ruled over the darker kingdom, known only as Bowser. He laughed, but a koopa then decided to cut him off. "Uhhhh, sir-" Bowser was not pleased.

"WHAT DO YOU WANT!?" Bowser roared out, angry. He slammed his fists on the throne, but the koopa remained calm, albeit a bit sweaty. "S-s-sir, there's this guy coming towards your door." He shivered. "Send him in. I'd love to hand somebody's head on my wall."

He came in, looking mighty pissed. "It's-a me, the ******* Nerd." He said, sounding distasteful. "And what do you want, nerd?" Bowser snarked. "I want to avenge my hero." The Nerd said, looking at Bowser with fury. "Well, then, bring it! I love challenges!" He said, before then grabbing all the grand stars he had.

Speed is equal.

Both are in-character but a bit mad.

3-C for both.

Bowser's Low 2-C death is restricc.

Battle is in Bowser's castle.

The Nerd has his Power Suit.

Win via KO, incap or death.

Who wins?

The Emperor of the Koopas: 0

The Angriest Gamer Known: 0

Nobody wins as they both get therapy, in which they stop getting so mad: 0

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