Akuma vs Beerus

[Kazamamishima]

it's joke battles wiki Akuma vs VS battle Beerus


Round 1: Base form vs Beerus


Round 2: SSGSS Akuma vs Beerus


Round 3: SSW Akuma vs Beerus


who wins?

 

[Pokémon_Trainer_Jacob]

Beerus wins all 3 Rounds with ease.

 

[Alexcar3000]

I draw my wank card that rises my Beerus' ATK to at least Low 2-C!

And now...!

Beerus is skinnier than Akuma!

Skinny people are more agile than muscular people!

That means that my Beerus gets to attack first!

*Beerus attacks Akuma*

*Akuma implodes, sending him to the Shadow Realm*

*The shockwave of the attack hits Kazamamishima depleting all of his Life Points*

Ha-ha! I win!

 

[Pokémon_Trainer_Jacob]

^ Exodia Solos

 

[Alexcar3000]

^ Exodia Solos

• chops arm off*

You can't draw a card without arms.

 

[Pokémon_Trainer_Jacob]

• chops arm off*

You can't draw a card without arms.

I have Regenerationn.

 

[Alexcar3000]

• chops arm off*

You can't draw a card without arms.

I have Regenerationn.

> Implying I care about such things

 

[Pokémon_Trainer_Jacob]

• chops arm off*

You can't draw a card without arms.

I have Regenerationn.

> Implying I care about such things

What you don't know is I don't even have Exodia in my deck m8. I don't need it. Grows Arm Back (I think I'm about to want to duel but not actually duel because I can't duel over the Internet).

 

[Alexcar3000]

• chops arm off*

You can't draw a card without arms.

I have Regenerationn.
> Implying I care about such things What you don't know is I don't even have Exodia in my deck m8. I don't need it. Grows Arm Back (I think I'm about to want to duel but not actually duel because I can't duel over the Internet).

• Duel Disc dissipates from existence*

That's fine. Not everyone can do that.

 

[Pokémon_Trainer_Jacob]

• chops arm off*

You can't draw a card without arms.

I have Regenerationn. > Implying I care about such things What you don't know is I don't even have Exodia in my deck m8. I don't need it. Grows Arm Back (I think I'm about to want to duel but not actually duel because I can't duel over the Internet).

• Duel Disc dissipates from existence*

That's fine. Not everyone can do that.

Beerus still negs Akuma though, so Akuma shouldn't even try (something we agree on)

 

[Alexcar3000]

• chops arm off*

You can't draw a card without arms.

I have Regenerationn.
> Implying I care about such thingsWhat you don't know is I don't even have Exodia in my deck m8. I don't need it. Grows Arm Back (I think I'm about to want to duel but not actually duel because I can't duel over the Internet).

• Duel Disc dissipates from existence*

That's fine. Not everyone can do that.

Beerus still negs Akuma though, so Akuma shouldn't even try (something we agree on)
That and... um... I think I accidentaly killed Kazamamishima lol.

And I need to tell you this... your arm wouldn't have grown back if I were to spill even the slightest bit of KI on that attack.

And about Kazamamishima, well.. I know how to fix this.

LOAD > SLOT 0

Beerus! Akuma stole your puddin!

*Beerus one-shots Akuma half-way through my dialog*

There, fixed. Akuma is dead, I declare Beerus the winner. *walks away*

 

[Huesito88]

Beerus wins he too powerful please don't nerf make him even more powerful toryiama with complete hax resistance.