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joe goldberg

  1. King_Dom470

    "If I'm not 100% into you all the time, you will keep killing people!" (0-7-0) GRACE

    Rules: Speed equal Battle takes place in Mooney's basement Joe has a knife and starts in a stealthy position Ayano has a box cutter SBA for everything else "I'm not a 'maybe' ...I'm the one": "If I can't have you ...no one can": (Catbowtie. ThePrimalHunter, Bruhtelho, Pyro9278, 69Blood69...
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    • ayano aishi joe goldberg monika yandere simulator you (verse)
    • Replies: 22
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  2. HorrorHistory

    Chucky vs Joe Goldberg

    Chucky vs Joe Goldberg Rules: Both are 9-C Chucky’s second key is used Speed is equalized Chucky has his Knife and his Smith & Wesson Model 19 Joe has a mallet and a pistol Fight takes place in Granny’s house They start 20 meters away with no LoS “Don’t F*ck With The Chuck”: Pyro9278...
  3. ByArrow

    Stalker vs Detective (Joe vs Sherlock) 0-0-0

    Peach's family goes to Sherlock to investigate Peach's death and Sherlock accepts the case. While investigating Peach's death, Sherlock learns the dark truth about Joe and they face off against each other. Rules: Speed Equalized They start 10 meters away from each other (They don't see each...
    • ByArrow
    • Thread
    • joe goldberg sherlock (bbc) sherlock holmes (bbc) you (verse)
    • Replies: 4
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  4. 09Kayson09

    Brian Moser vs Joe Goldberg

    Rules: Both 9-C Equalized Speed Both will be equipped with standard and optional equipment. They both start 10 meters away The battle took place at Dexter's house The Ice Truck Killer: The Eat The Rich Killer:
    • 09Kayson09
    • Thread
    • brian moser dexter (verse) joe goldberg versus thread you
    • Replies: 8
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  5. ThePrimalHunter

    2 Guys With Multiple Personalities That Hate Rich People Fight (Joe Goldberg vs Tyler Durden) (0-1-0)

    In all honestly, these guys would probably just become friends rather than fight each other. But if they had to fight, who would win? Ground Rules: Both sides have 1 month of prep time, Tyler has access to Project Mayhem during the prep period, but not during the fight Speed is equal Neither...
  6. 09Kayson09

    Mickey Altieri Vs Joe Goldberg

    Rules: Both 9-C Equalized Speed Both will be equipped with their standard/optional equipment Mickey: 0 Joe: 7 (@HorrorHistory, @AThe1412, @69Blood69, @King_Dom470, @09Kayson09, @MarkGoldbridge, @ShockingPsychic)
  7. 09Kayson09

    Roman Bridger Vs Joe Goldberg

    Both will start 20 meters away The battle took place on the stab movie set both will be equipped with their standard/optional equipment Roman: Joe:
  8. King_Dom470

    Joe tries his luck against the 4th best killer (0-4-0)

    Rules: Speed equal Barry has a knife Joe has ketamine and a knife SBA for everything else Hitman: (Lonkitt, Pyro9278, ThePrimalHunter, AThe1412) Serial Killer: Incon:
  9. King_Dom470

    Joe Fights a Really Evil Clown (0-1-0)

    Rules: Speed equal Battle takes place in London Joe has a pistol and a knife Art has a knife The start 20 meters away from each other and out of their line of sight SBA for everything else The Eat the Rich Killer: The Miles County Clown: (ThePrimalHunter) Incon:
  10. 69Blood69

    Joe Goldberg Lifting Strength & Stamina Upgrade

    I think Joe should have Athletic Human strength as he carried Nathalie's body on his shoulder while holding it with his arm through out the woods without too much trouble. For his stamina, he should be "at least Athletic" if not "Peak Human". Here is the context: After Beck decides to spend...
  11. MarkGoldbridge

    The Danger fights the Rich Eater (0-0-0)

    Rules; Both get 30 minutes of prep time. Battle takes place in Anavrin. The Danger: () The Rich Eater: () Incon: ()
  12. MarkGoldbridge

    Why Joe Goldberg is a Genius?

    So lets talk about why he is a genius. In his profile he is rated as Gifted for now. I will be giving his greatest intelligence feats for several different categories to explain to you why he is a genius. Knowledge (Before the show) Runs a bookstore, and is extremely knowledgeable on many...
  13. 69Blood69

    Joe Goldberg additions

    Attack Potency: Single-handedly bashed Candace's head hard enough on the ground to knock her out by accident. Overpowered Henderson, who gave him a nosebleed with a headbutt Travel Speed: Ran across a parking lot in seconds Quickly escaped a manor and got into the woods Rapidly caught up to...
  14. MarkGoldbridge

    Joe Goldberg Match-Up Thread

    Here is his profile. He currently has 0 matches. You are welcome to write down your suggestions. Ongoing matches; Will Graham (0-4-0) Dennis Reynolds (1-0-0) Hannibal Lecter (0-3-0) Joe Yabuki (0-3-0) Finished matches; Dexter Morgan (Lose)
  15. noninho

    [0-7-0] Stalker x Boxer...or Joe x Joe if you wanna

    Joe Goldberg was walking with his gf and took a stop in a coffee shop. It was a very nice day until she saw something that made her feel surprised: Joe Yabuki, the japanese boxer that last year people thought had died! Joe Goldberg felt jealous and quickly noticed how he was telling, outside the...
    • noninho
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    • ashita no joe joe goldberg joe yabuki you
    • Replies: 31
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  16. MarkGoldbridge

    Joe fights Hannibal (0-7-0) (Grace)

    Rules; Speed equalized Both of them are armed with knives They start 5 meters away from each other Battle takes place in Mooney's I was in the neighborhood: () They know: (noninho, AThe1412, King_Dom470, Peppersalt43, MarkGoldbridge, ProbNotAFelon, Amon.vl) Incon:
  17. King_Dom470

    Misogynistic Serial Killer vs Politically Correct Serial Killer (7-0-0) GRACE

    Rules: Speed Equal They both have knives Battle takes place inside Paddy's Pub and they start 5 meters away from each other Dennis has prior knowledge and 10 mins of prep time SBA for everything else Evil Joe Goldberg: (AThe1412, King_Dom470, Accelerated_Evolution, SheevShezarrine...
    • King_Dom470
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    • dennis reynolds it's always sunny in philadelphia joe goldberg you
    • Replies: 52
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  18. King_Dom470

    Battle of the hallucinating psychos (0-7-0) GRACE

    Rules: Speed equal Will has his athletic lifting strength Will has a hammer and Joe has his mallet and ketamine Battle takes place in Phoebe’s mansion and they start on opposite ends of the building SBA for everything else Hello, You: This is my design: (MarkGoldbridge, AThe1412, Alerion3000...
  19. MarkGoldbridge

    Joe Goldberg speed upgrade

    Joe should now be Subsonic because of this calc.
  20. King_Dom470

    Joe Goldberg teeny tiny revision

    Attack Potency: Street level strength feels warranted: Stunned Cary with a punch (Cary was previously able to injure Joe so this means Joe was able to notably injure someone who is street level), easily regained the upperhand on Lukas and knocked him out in one punch and knocked out Roald by...
  21. King_Dom470

    Joe Goldberg fights... Himself??? (0-7-0) GRACE

    Rules: Joe has a mallet Battle takes place in Patricks apartment Patrick Bateman has a knife SBA for everything else Sigma🗿: Stalker: (MarkGoldbridge, Spectra_Schiffer, King_Dom470, Amon.vl, AThe1412, Mariogoods, Accelerated_Evolution) Incon:
  22. King_Dom470

    "I have no trouble doing bad things to bad people" (0--0)

    Rules: Battle takes place in the basement of Joe's library Both have knives SBA for everything else "...This is the Zodiac speaking": "It's you... or nothing": (AThe1412) Incon:
  23. MarkGoldbridge

    Joe Goldberg vs Dexter Morgan (0-7-0) (Grace)

    Rules; Battle takes place in Central Park They start 10 meters away and out of each other's line of sight Joe has prior knowledge on Dexter (What he has done etc.) Joe is bloodlusted Counter to Dexter's M99, Joe has a syringe of ketamine Speed equalized "Hello, you": () "Monsters don’t get...
  24. MarkGoldbridge

    Joe Goldberg intelligence revision

    I think Joe should be Gifted instead of Above Average; Intelligence: Gifted (Joe is skilled at manipulating people and situations to achieve his goals, he can read people well and knows how to exploit their vulnerabilities. He is proficient in gathering information about his targets, he often...
  25. King_Dom470

    "Hello Joe Goldberg" (1-0-0)

    Rules: Speed equal Joe's standard equipment is restricted Battle takes place in a construction site SBA for everything else Joe Mama: (AThe1412) The Trinity Killer: Inconclusive:
  26. Cropfist

    Joe vs Joker

    Joe Goldberg vs The Joker (Arthur Fleck) Battle of the murderous psychos who hallucinate about their "girlfriends".
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