Hop_Hoppington-Hoppenhiemer

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Tomorrow is coming. And there is nothing you can do about it.

Hi. I saw you in the Furi discussions. Perhaps you'd like to join the discussion about this fight?

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The last time anyone ever died by Hop's paws was the dude outside of Speedway on 134th and Washington Road. That guy had it coming. Too bad he lived. Is not worth killing him twice. This time he gets to suffer by living as an infidel.

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Excess words in your writings are using valuable matter and virtual space, so please use as little as possible to convey your message and prevent entropy. Just like Hop does when he goes down the street for pizza and card games, only to run into the dude from that movie that came out a few years before Y2K, begging Hop for a couple spare dollars so he could go to the bar with the arcade and pinball machines, probably hit on the waitress that looks like the sister of that dude on that TV show they play after midnight on the channel with the crack guys or the meth guys, Hop can never remember. Anyway he ends up playing all night and getting wasted, usually starting a fight or two, but because he's famous, the dude never gets arrested for long and Hop has to walk him home, which these days is a little bridge besides the laundromat and the construction company that once accidentally bulldozed Hop's neighbor's dog house during that election where the lady with the big Dreamcast purse got violated on live TV during an interview with the local treasurer, who is funny enough, the other homeless dude in town that Hop sometimes flicks pennies at these days. What were we talking about?

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Tap water contains calcium and similar minerals that are safe to drink, but can be filtered out and boiled away. If you have remaining particles, send them to Hop at Espl. des Particules 1, 1217 Genève, Switzerland as soon as you obtain them. There is no reward.

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If you unplug all your devices at night and continue to see a shadowy figure, that means it isn't a ghost, that's a home invader! Say hello to your new friend for Hop! Next time they have themselves over, Hop will show up and provide snacks. If you have allergies, no one cares, stop making everything about you.

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Being dead is a state of mind, technically. Remind your local psychologist.

Should I?

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Hop and his sister like the following song lyrics:

Vi sitter här i Venten och spelar lite Dota (I hear you, mon), vi sitter här i Venten och spelar lite Dota (I feel you, mon)

BURY THE LIGHT DEEP WITHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN

We're no strangers to looooooooove

LEEROY JENKINS

You used to call Hop on your cellphone.

JUST GONNA STAND THERE AND WATCH ME BURN

Old man riveeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeer

NOW THIS LOOKS LIKE A JOB FOR ME

It's been a while, since I could hold my head up high

I'M INDESTRUCTIBLE, DETERMINATION THAT IS INCORRUPTIBLE

People come and they gooooooooooooooooooooooooo

CHOKE ON YOUR LIES, SWALLOW UP YOUR GREED, SUFFER ALL ALONE IN YOUR MISERY

There came a young lady, she looked like a pretty young creature, she sat on the grass, she pulled up her dress and she showed them her

THIS IS THE ULTIMATE SHOWDOWN, OF ULTIMATE DESTINY

Well I better not you where the lemonade is made, mmm, sweet lemonade, sweet lemonade yeah, sweet lemonade,

CALL 911 NOW

What's it like in New York City? You're a thousand miles away but

AND HOP WOULD WALK A THOUSAND MILES TO JUST SEE YOU

Will you bite the hand feeds you? Will stay down on your knees?

YOU WOULD NOT BELIEVE YOUR EYES

I need a few things from the grocery, do things alone now mostly

FORNITE, BALLS, I'M GAY, I LIKE BOYS, I KIDNAP AUTISTIC KIDS, LITTLE MOSEY IS WATCHING

It's like the bottom of the ninth and I'm never gonna win

IN THE DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARK, IN THE DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARK

You know she couldn't stay here with you, you know she had to go, even though she couldn't stay here with you, you know you're not alone

ARE THEY REAL, AND DO THEY FEEL - IT'S ALL A DREAM, JUST INSIDE MY HEAD

They like Stevie (Stevie), they can't see me (they can't see me), they wanna be me (they wanna be me), I'm in that 'ghini (in the lamb' truck)

I MISS THE RAGE, I MISS THE RAGE

So what are you gonna do when the world don't orbit around you? So what are you gonna do when nobody wants to fool with you?

SOMEBODY MAKE A MOVE, SOMEBODY MAKE A MOVE

You may say I'm a dreamer, but I'm not the only one.

AND HOP SAY OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH, HOP'S BLINDED BY THE LIGHT, NOOOO, HOP CAN'T SLEEP UNTIL HOP FEELS YOUR TOUCH

Yeah, that lick devious, they call me Rajhin. Take the Headmaster serious, I go down, I'm all in. Yeah, that lick devious, they call me Rajhin. Yeah, I come from experience, sky above, voice within.

COME, BREAK. ME. DOWN. MARRY ME, BURY ME, I AM FINISHED WITH YOU!

A short while ago (a short while ago), I was born (I was born), and I memorized (and I memorized) quite a lot of naaaaaaaaaaaaaaames

さらば！さらば！さらば遠きディキシー

As they tried to teach Hop how to dance. A foxtrot above Hop's head. A sock hop (!) beneath Hop's bed.

GIVE ME SOMETHING TO BELIEVE IN, ALL THESE HANDS HAVE GOT A HOLD ON ME

And now every mother can choose the color of her child, that's not nature's way, well, that's what they said yesterday.

HEY YA, HEY YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA, HEY YA

Oh baby, last night we let the liquor talk. I can't remember everything we said, but we said it all.

TELL HOP WOULD YOU WAIT FOR HOP, BABY HOP'S A ROLLING STONE, GOT A LOT OF RIGHT IN HOP, BUT HOP DON'T WANNA SAY THIS WRONG

Check out the hook, while my DJ revolves it

COUNTRY ROOOOOADS, TAKE ME HOOOOOME

I just wanna use your love toniiiiiight, woah, I don't wanna lose your love, toniiiiight

I KISSED A GIRL AND I LIKED IT.

One bad chef, in a kitchen full of dough (dough!), three bad *******, with their hands on a stove (stove!)

SOMEBODY BREAK ME DOWN. READ BETWEEN EVERY LIE I SAY, BREAK ME OUT. OF THIS PRISON I BUILT FROM MY MISTAKES! I DON'T WANNA HIDE, I DON'T WANNA FIGHT ANYMORE!

Where have you been? Been searching all along. Came facin' twilight on and on without a clue

AIN'T NO MOUNTAIN HIGH ENOUGH!

Would you like to vote here?

There's a dead stinkbug outside.

We should find a way to bring it back to kill it again. Hop must punish it for dying on Hop's grass, mm yes

I am going to cook a rabbit today

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THE GREAT COLLAPSE OF THE TETRASPHERE, JUNE 7TH, 2026!!!!


THE GREAT COLLAPSE OF THE TETRASPHERE, JUNE 7TH, 2026!!!!


THE GREAT COLLAPSE OF THE TETRASPHERE, JUNE 7TH, 2026!!!!


THE GREAT COLLAPSE OF THE TETRASPHERE, JUNE 7TH, 2026!!!!


THE GREAT COLLAPSE OF THE TETRASPHERE, JUNE 7TH, 2026!!!!


Hop will be serving citrus-free lemonade and signed copies of God of War (2018). Please bring cash.


THE GREAT COLLAPSE OF THE TETRASPHERE, JUNE 7TH, 2026!!!!


THE GREAT COLLAPSE OF THE TETRASPHERE, JUNE 7TH, 2026!!!!


THE GREAT COLLAPSE OF THE TETRASPHERE, JUNE 7TH, 2026!!!!

holy shit what the **** why is there a rabbit on this website again

Have you or a loved one been diagnosed with ephernephria? Hop would like to consul you for treatment. Begin learning at the proper source before taking action.
Do not lose your identity! Help is available!

Hop can be found at @hophoppingtonhoppenhiemer:matrix.org for chatting and questions on future projects.

Hello, all. Hop is formally retiring from VSBW once more. This is an indefinite decision as Hop determined that there is no time for contributing further to the wiki. It has been very fun and enlightening to be part of the staff and community all these years, but this past time is something Hop has outgrown and no longer can give back to. Thank you for being friends and supportive.

HOP IS BACK!!!

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Hop recently lost access to Discord, you are welcome to message Hop directly here on the wiki or by mailing letters to Hop's home (remember to mark your mail with a Dreamcast logo so the postal worker doesn't eat them!)

Hop's address is 1 Hop Lane, Hopcity, Hop County, Hop Island in the Hop Sea (translated from Hopspeak).

Hop, eternal god-bunny-thing!

Requesting to have some input on a big Pokemon CRT I'm making. The document formatting is rough but I c/p'd forum code directly into it. It'll look much better when posted, I promise.

Hop NFTs will be for trade (not sale) as soon as Hop finds proper soul trades for such things. If you right click the NFT, Hop will come to you and break your fingers and steal your computer and phone.

If anyone has news on that Dreamcast note guy, please tie him up and leave him under a street light. He is unable to escape from this bizarre situation for he is an anomalous being.

Just wanna say hi

Hi

If you see the guy nailing signs to poles with "Have you seen me?" and pictures of the Sega Dreamcast printed on them, arrest him in the name of Hop. He is a menace and is working to destroy the world. Hop will explain later.

Hop.

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Would hop like some Pepsi?

Does hop like monkeys?

Hop was the captain of his Skeet team.

Wait a minute... Something sounds wrong about what Hop just wrote.

As if there's a sudden, powerful disturbance in the Force...

y'all.

Has anyone seen the place where we put the dead bodies? Hop just uh, found... more. We are gonna need more room for these guys.

"sweet dreams" is the last thing you should say to Hop's friend, he has diabetes
But he does like that song

You really sure Hop can't read?

Then try to read this exact sentence even if you can't.

Hello Hop. Is Hop doing great?

I like Hop.

Cute Bunny

Hello! I see that you're a supporting staff for Pokémon.
If it's not too much trouble, could you please give your input on this important CRT?

Thank you in advance!

Hop's goal everyday.

pilk

that's what the point of Damascus

what's that cracking sound?