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KingTempest
Hop_Hoppington-Hoppenhiemer
Hop_Hoppington-Hoppenhiemer
Hop cannot remove the bug however we have named him Chiff in honor of the last dude that ran Hop's license plate while Hop was in the drive thru at the Denny's next to the New Mexico History Museum Replica Museum, where all those Chinese people used gamble with those knock-off Pokemon cards you can buy from the smoke shop down on 159th, but not the one by White Castle, the one by the library they burned down back in the 90's when the first couple of dudes from that movie where they rob the bank (with the black dude, not the white dude playing the black dude) went on lunch after filming for the fifth time, because that's where Hop does his laundry now ever since the fuggin' place got raided for illegal fish smoking services, which isn't that surprising because holy hop, these mfers actually got no idea how to stfu, you know, b0ss?

What were we talking about
KingTempest
KingTempest
Dead stinkbugs
Hop_Hoppington-Hoppenhiemer
Hop_Hoppington-Hoppenhiemer
no one asked, anyway do you remember that one guy?

pretty sure Hop recalls he died in a car crash at that intersection between the Shake Shack that closed due to roaches and the glasses place that isn't actually an eye doctor but was once owned by the jewish dude from that one show with the white chick that never wore a bra, which is probably why it was so popular with the dudes at Hop's college that revoked his diploma because the fuggin' ***** professor that graded Hop's final was found out to be an impersonator for that one dude that ran for mayor in Chicago like a year ago during that kindergarten parade thing where they dropped the damn Sonic float into the lemonade stand and killed that one dude that owed Hop like three hotdogs and a Razor scooter, but like the one with the kickflip handles and no locks, not the junk they make now out of paperclip shavings and a dozen kinds of rocks they probably made out of tofu and sodium calcite from the last dinosaur that crapped it out on a rock on a hot July afternoon like that old lady from Dollar General that one time. Does anyone else remember her?

Good times, b0ss
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