Battle of guys with wheels for weapon (Man with Pizza Cutter vs Trxce) (7-4-0)

[AppleMaker]

Rules:

• Speed is not equalized (I have no idea who's faster anyway)
• Man with pizza cutter have 2 hours of prep time
• Trxce in his human key and 10-B
• Trxce have his fortune wheel

I came out from VSBW question: 7 (AppleMaker); (Ztesrxgdfjcvgkbh); (OrangeFR); (Fezzih_007); (Lloydblitzed); (TheOrangeGuy09); (Rex_Eckles)

I came out from Discord: 4 (Maikolpry); (Oiguana2701); (Kazuma_kuwabara); (HonestlyBored24)

I'm out:

 

[Maikolpry]

Trxce via Possibly Martial Arts, The pizza cutter isn't that strong

 

[AppleMaker]

Trxce via Possibly Martial Arts, The pizza cutter isn't that strong

It's 10-A to 9-C, but anyways - vote counted

 

[Rayfire]

Shouldn't this be on the joke battles forum? Neither of these profiles are on FC/OC

 

[AppleMaker]

Shouldn't this be on the joke battles forum? Neither of these profiles are on FC/OC

I accidentally mixed them up. Forgot that Joke Battles are positioned lower than FC/OC

 

[AppleMaker]

Shouldn't this be on the joke battles forum? Neither of these profiles are on FC/OC

Also, who's you gonna vote for?

 

[AppleMaker]

I'd vote for man with pizza cutter, because even with martial arts - Trxce is still 10-B and very vulnerable to piercing damage. If man with pizza cutter slices his throat - it's over. Also considering prep time, I think it might help him a little bit, man with pizza cutter would be full and probably have some pizza slices left, so he could throw them at Trxce, potentially covering his face and then doing his thing

 

[AppleMaker]

And that's if his prep time only applicable to cooking and doesn't imply he would try to get some additional info about his opponent

 

[Oiguana2701]

Trxce FRA

 

[Kazuma_kuwabara]

trxce FRA

 

[Ztesrxgdfjcvgkbh]

changing my vote
Pizza Cutter FRA

 

[AppleMaker]

1 more vote for cutter and it's inconclusive, or matchup once again gets dragged into oblivion

 

[OrangeFR]

pizza cutter fra

 

[AppleMaker]

And now it's incon

 

[Fezzih_007]

Pizza cutter fra, stabbing is usually fatal yeah.

Not sure If trxce could steal It , but oh well

 

[AppleMaker]

Also I want to point out two things about Trxce
1st - he have BFR, but he needs to be really pissed off or say "I'm sending you to barracuda pond/possum hole" for it to work
2nd - he have his fortune wheel, that will manipulate the outcome, but it's really luck dependent unless Trxce rigged it (in this match he didn't though)

 

[Maikolpry]

Pizza cutter fra, stabbing is usually fatal yeah.

Not sure If trxce could steal It , but oh well

If trxce grabs the man by the arm, he won't let him apply any force, bruh

 

[Lloydblitzed]

Voting Pizza Cutter FRA

 

[TheOrangeGuy09]

Human with Pizza Cutter FRA

 

[AppleMaker]

Man with pizza cutter after getting prep time (but he slices the throat right after distraction):

 

[HonestlyBored24]

First of all, if Trxce is as skilled as he says he is, then literally what is stopping him from trying to disarming the man before he can do any major damage with the pizza cutter? Plus, paper cutters are some of the dinkiest things imaginable, I doubt the man could do any considerable damage with the thing considering he has no real experience using it in combat.

And to tackle existing counterarguments…

lso considering prep time, I think it might help him a little bit, man with pizza cutter would be full and probably have some pizza slices left, so he could throw them at Trxce, potentially covering his face and then doing his thing

… Really?

he have BFR, but he needs to be really pissed off or say "I'm sending you to barracuda pond/possum hole" for it to work

Ah yes, because seeing a random guy trying to murder him with a f-king pizza cutter definitely wouldn’t piss Trxce off enough to banish him to the shadow realm

Yeah, Trxce FRA

 

[Rex_Eckles]

Pizza Cutter FRA.

 

[AppleMaker]

Ah yes, because seeing a random guy trying to murder him with a f-king pizza cutter definitely wouldn’t piss Trxce off enough to banish him to the shadow realm

By being "pissed off enough", I meant something like "seeing red", which generally not a good thing in a fight since it wrecks anyone's mind and makes them do very reckless decisions and not manage their stamina properly

 

[HonestlyBored24]

By being "pissed off enough", I meant something like "seeing red", which generally not a good thing in a fight since it wrecks anyone's mind and makes them do very reckless decisions and not manage their stamina properly

Dude we’re talking about voice-activated BFR does that really matter

 

[AppleMaker]

Dude we’re talking about voice-activated BFR does that really matter

Well, I thought you mean "Trxce would passively BFR him because of rage", still, he needs to say that and I'm not sure he could if his throat is cut

 

[Rex_Eckles]

Hasn't GRACE been reached?

 

[HonestlyBored24]

Well, I thought you mean "Trxce would passively BFR him because of rage", still, he needs to say that and I'm not sure he could if his throat is cut

First of all, if Trxce is as skilled as he says he is, then literally what is stopping him from trying to disarming the man before he can do any major damage with the pizza cutter? Plus, paper cutters are some of the dinkiest things imaginable, I doubt the man could do any considerable damage with the thing considering he has no real experience using it in combat.

Also do you know how the BFR thing works if he’s pissed because it seems like you don’t know how it works when he’s pissed

 

[AppleMaker]

Hasn't GRACE been reached?

7 hours have left

 

[AppleMaker]

First of all, if Trxce is as skilled as he says he is, then literally what is stopping him from trying to disarming the man before he can do any major damage with the pizza cutter? Plus, paper cutters are some of the dinkiest things imaginable, I doubt the man could do any considerable damage with the thing considering he has no real experience using it in combat.

Still, Trxce can't reliably one-shot guy with Pizza cutter, while pizza cutter might do so (so he needs to start with BFR to reliably win). Piercing damage is still a thing, especially in something vital

… Really?

Disregarding the argument isn't counterargument bruh

 

[HonestlyBored24]

Still, Trxce can't reliably one-shot guy with Pizza cutter, while pizza cutter might do so (so he needs to start with BFR to reliably win). Piercing damage is still a thing, especially in something vital

Trxce wouldn’t need to one-shot to disarm the man by grabbing his arm or hitting him hard enough to make him release his grip. What is the man gonna do against an elbow of regret or a Tasmanian shinsaw? Plus, even sharp pizza cutters aren’t very practical as weapon, as I said before..

Disregarding the argument isn't counterargument bruh

You’re trying to argue some completely random dude would be able to blind Trxce with a pizza slice that probably wouldn’t even stick to his face and would take one second to get off if it did. I don’t think the pizza would be very effective.