Another old man fights the most horrifying piece of paper in existence (Mr. Burns vs Job application) (1-4-0)

[AppleMaker]

Previous old man was The Authority though. I hope this match would be fair

Rules:

• Both are 10-C
• Battle takes place in Simpsons house
• Starting distance is 40 cm (enough for Burns hand to reach)
• Speed is not equalized
• SBA

Yellow old man: 1 (@AppleMaker)

Scariest thing ever (according to memes): 4 (@EL_xWatcher1234x); (@Lloydblitzed); (@Delusionaltx2); (@Mahek_The_Assassin_Silent_Killer)

Incon:

 

[EL_xWatcher1234x]

Job Application cause

 

[Lloydblitzed]

Isn't he the boss of a company?

 

[AppleMaker]

Isn't he the boss of a companie?

Yep, but he might get scared if he sees something that suggests him to find another job (idk if it's a viable wincon)

 

[Delusionaltx2]

Unemployment strikes again

 

[AppleMaker]

Who would win in your opinion?

 

[Lloydblitzed]

Yep, but he might get scared if he sees something that suggests him to find another job (idk if it's a viable wincon)

Voting for Job then

 

[Delusionaltx2]

Who would win in your opinion?

Job application obv

 

[O0DSF0o]

right so ignoring whatever the **** meme power is, how can Mr Burns even hurt a Omnipresent being?

 

[AppleMaker]

right so ignoring whatever the **** meme power is, how can Mr Burns even hurt a Omnipresent being?

It's a piece of paper, not to mention that Mr. Burns can at least crump a wad of it (hell, it's even mentioned in it's weaknesses)

 

[AppleMaker]

I'd like to vote for Mr. Burns, since that wincon I mentioned before is kind of 50/50, just to keep that matchup away from a stomp territory. Since Mr. Burns already have a job - it could negate some of Job application's fear manipulation and then Burns can just rip that piece of paper or just crumple it

 

[EL_xWatcher1234x]

Yeah the paper is stronger

Weaknesses: He is incredibly greedy and stingy as well as extremely selfish and averse to rewarding good deeds with money. The only apparent reason he can survive is through his sheer hate, and he can not give out his kindness without getting killed as a result. Because of his unnaturally long life, Burns has numerous physical ailments and health problems (or more accurately has every physical ailment and health problem) and he often has great difficulty performing the most basic physical tasks, such as giving a thumbs up, receiving a hug, crushing a paper cup, or stepping on an insect.

 

[AppleMaker]

Yeah the paper is stronger

In that case it would just end in inconclusive, since if he can't get fear haxxed - paper can't hurt him otherwise

 

[O0DSF0o]

not to mention that Mr. Burns can at least crump a wad of it

he struggles to hold a sponge, I find that hard to believe

 

[AppleMaker]

he struggles to hold a sponge, I find that hard to believe

Paper is lighter than sponge

 

[EL_xWatcher1234x]

In that case it would just end in inconclusive, since if he can't get fear haxxed - paper can't hurt him otherwise

Death by a thousand paper cut GG

 

[AppleMaker]

Death by a thousand paper cut GG

Decent wincon, still kinda relies on how he would pick it up

 

[Kazuma_kuwabara]

Burns already have a job now?

I don't get it

 

[AppleMaker]

So, he wins in your opinion?

 

[AppleMaker]

If fear is not a factor - it's just a battle of weakest Mr. Burns and a paper

 

[Mahek_The_Assassin_Silent_Killer]

Welp I guess I vote Job Application winning/Burns losing.

 

[User_A_98732165489]

"If fear is not a factor - it's just a battle of weakest Mr. Burns and a paper"

In that case, Mr. Burns can just put the paper in dustbin and win via BFR.

Even if we include the fear, Mr. Burns has a lot of time to overcome his fear of Job Application - especially since Mr. Burns already has a job. Fear is not strong enough to instantly incap him, and later he can recover, after a few minutes. After which he can put the paper in dustbin or tear it.

So i vote Mr. Burns.

 

[AppleMaker]

Dude, why are you voting on already closed threads? I mean, you have a point, but they are already concluded

 

[User_A_98732165489]

Em... How to determine if thread is already closed?

 

[AppleMaker]

Em... How to determine if thread is already closed?

24-72 hours already passed. After that time threads with 3 votes difference are getting concluded

 

[User_A_98732165489]

"24-72 hours already passed. After that time threads with 3 votes difference are getting concluded"

When one of options (Character A, Chracter B, Inconclusive) has 3 more votes than 2 othe options, that option has won. Got it.

One question: they get concluded after 24 hours or 74 hours?

 

[AppleMaker]

"24-72 hours already passed. After that time threads with 3 votes difference are getting concluded"

When one of options (Character A, Chracter B, Inconclusive) has 3 more votes than 2 othe options, that option has won. Got it.

One question: they get concluded after 24 hours or 74 hours?

24 hours for matches that have 3 votes gaps and is considered a victory for side that have more votes, 72 hours for matches that have less than 3 votes gap, and after this time passes - it's considered inconclusive

 

[User_A_98732165489]

24/74 hours since last reply or since thread start?

 

[AppleMaker]

24/74 hours since last reply or since thread start?

Last vote, but since this thread got quickly resolved and my vote got covered by votes for other side - that thread got concluded. Btw I recommend you to read those rules: https://vsbattles.fandom.com/wiki/Versus_Thread_Rules