Metal pipe, Hunting knife, Backpack,
Airsoft gun, Zippo lighter, Matches, Scooters,
Bicycle.
M1 Garand,
Tazer, fireworks and firecrackers, Gasoline
... You restricted the weapons that could have outright won you the match...
OK, the metal pipe, hunting knife, backpack, zippo lighter, matches, scooter, fireworks and firecrackers, and gasoline might help, but if the composite human (I'll refer to the composite human as they, cause who knows, they could be any (or even a composite hybrid mixture combination of any) sex and gender) managed to avoid the fireworks, firecrackers and gasoline somehow, you're VERY screwed (especially because on top of all the abilities the composite human has, you gave them a weapon, a bat specifically, which makes the situation even more insane).
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The next time grandpa starts talking about how far he had to walk in the snow to school, tell him about these badasses.
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'In a second, Death, I'm busy.'
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// The human body is a miracle; though you may disagree if you're sitting there in the throes of an allergy attack or a hangover. The truth is your body can take a lot of abuse, and we've all heard amazing stories of people living through hacked off limbs,
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Keep in mind that you are facing potentially the PINNACLE/APEX/ZENITH/PEAK/(INSERT OTHER SYNONYMS OF ABSOLUTE HIGHEST HIERARCHY POSITION) of humanity here.
Lemme lay this out for you:
This being is capable of, realistically, being the best of the best in ANY AND ALL areas of life that humanity can do, and surviving and even being able to withstand and live well after suffering the absolute worst that humanity has suffered.
I'm not exaggerating or wanking or hyping (OK, I am sorta hyping cause I did help with durability feats but still not unrealistically).
Not amongst the best, not one of the best, but
THE. ABSOLUTE. BEST.
Allow me to explain.
We're talking about a being that can:
Absolutely dominate any and all other humans and even other animals comparable to humans to an extent in every field of physical performance and mental performance, including practically any sport and game that humanity has ever done up to and including Olympics, icosathlons (combinations of 20 sports), powerlifting and strongman, obstacle courses, mathematics competitions, chess tournaments, etc, you understand what I mean here, basically every test of human physical and mental prowess, which basically equals being able to lift 510+ kg with their bare hands
and pull multi-ton vehicles with their bodies, alter/damage or even destroy stuff like coconuts, bricks, pieces of metal, etc, bite with a force equal to 442+ kg, run at 44+ km/h and run 563.27 km in 80 hours and 44 minutes without stopping, etc, and potentially even higher with acute stress response/hyperarousal.
Can react fast enough to intercept subsonic projectiles, like 708 km/h tennis balls akin to what Isao Machii can do with a sword (fireworks are faster, potentially up to 1000+ km/h, but that depends on the design of the fireworks you have).
Can withstand/survive stuff (individually separately, not simultaneously all at once, though to be fair either way they'd at least be incapacitated despite not being killed, though they also have conditions that inhibit or negate pain like congenital insensitivity to pain) like:
- Freefalling 10km from sky to ground with their body alone and no parachute (mind you, this is falling at a height greater than the height of Mt Everest and nearly equal to the depth of the Marianas Trench's Challenger Deep).
- Multiple bullet wounds to vital organs (both for short and long amounts of time).
- 360 g-force at least once and 46.2 g-force multiple times where >50 g-force is usually lethal.
- Having several organs and parts of organs, even vital organs, removed.
- Internal decapitation/atlanto-occipital dislocation (having the skull and spine be internally skeletally dislocated and separated from each other).
- Having one's limbs removed.
- Being struck by vehicles (to an extent).
- Being struck by lightning at least 7 different times.
- Suffering from and persevering through starvation, dehydration, extreme heat, extreme cold, and other multiple forms of both external and internal harmful health conditions (injuries, diseases, disorders, etc) for anywhere from days to years.
The best case scenario that you can hope for is that the fireworks, firecrackers and gasoline either outright beat/defeat or at least weaken or incapacitate the composite human to the point where they are easier to beat/defeat, but if the composite human still has an intact body (even if they are burning from gasoline), or even manages to avoid the fireworks, firecrackers and gasoline, then yeah, you're dead.
Ideally I'd vote you winning/composite human losing (only cause you have enough of an advantage via equipment to potentially beat the composite human), so this will be my vote for now.
But yeah if any part of the plan goes wrong, composite human will win/you will lose.
