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"I'll definitely get animal cruelty charges for this" (Me vs Chimpanzee) (0-2-1)

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Long story short - some of my opps sent their chimpanzee after me and ran away, I got pissed off so much by that so I took my metal bar and was ready to at least put up a fight against it

Rules:
  • Speed is not equalized (could be changed if it's a stomp)
  • Both parties are bloodlusted
  • I have a metal pipe
  • I'm in my 10b key, Chimp have athletic human LS and is male
  • Battle takes place in the park near trees and fountain with clear line of sight
  • Fountain is 10 meters away
  • Starting distance is 7 meters
Guy with a pipe:

Monke: 2 (@Lloydblitzed); (@Oiguana2701)

I got arrested and chimp got sent back to the zoo: 1 (@AppleMaker)
 
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Also my LS isn't that low either, 91 kg or 120 kg possibly
 
The monkey can also use the trees to his advantage to sneak up on you/for bettee mobility
That's a fair point, still I'll probably could bash it if the monke decides to jump from the trees, unless it attacks me from my back
 
Powers & Abilities:
Statistics amplification and Rage power (Fought on par with stronger opponents after being pissed off),
Limited Resistance to Social influence (He doesn't care about social status of people most of the time and considers everyone as equals), Fear manipulation (After being pissed off enough forgets about his fear of opponents), Pain manipulation (Endured severe pain from surgeries, headaches from lack of sleep and sometimes stomach ache) and Temperature manipulation (Can walk in jacket in hot weather for a few hours);
Limited Acid and Disease manipulation (Sometimes can vomit when gastritis gets bad enough);
Preparation (All Types);

Attack Potency: Human level, possibly Athletic human level (Broke a plastic box in a freezer with one punch, kicked a hole in the door), Street level with optional equipment

Speed: Average Human (Considered a fast walker by his family, can run from one traffic light to another before timer runs out), possibly Athletic Human (Catched a bus before it arrived to take the best seat, matched in speed with more athletic students on some occasions)

Lifting Strength: Above Average Human (Lifted and carried his dad who weights 91 kg for short amount of time, often times helps his family to carry fridges and other heavy furniture); possibly Athletic Human (Accidentally broke a pump, capable of carrying something on his back while holding 90 kg in his arms, lifted a closet, lifted his table with monitor, PC and small locker)

Striking strength: Human level, Athletic human level, Street level

Durability: Athletic human level, possibly Street level (Far superior that his AP, no sold a fall from a ledder, accidentally broke his bed by carelessly felling on it, tanked a punch with a brick)

Stamina: Below average human (Feels sleepy and tired for almost all day, gets winded up after running for 10-20 seconds, gets tired and annoyed after doing something longer than 1 hour), possibly higher (Can walk 40k steps in a day, 20k without fatigue. Previously could get rested enough by 3-5 hours of sleep)

Range: Standard Melee range, Extended melee range with optional equipment

Intelligence: most likely Average (Barely got B- and B gpa on 5.0 scale in collage and school, changed multiple types of activities and haven't got successful at any one of them, even though he never got expelled for it. Have really inconsistent memory, knows 2 languages, made multiple calcs for VSBW)

Optional equipment: Metal pipe, Swiss knife, Backpack, Airsoft gun

Weaknesses: Normal Human Weaknesses. Always feels sleepy and tired, sometimes feels nauseous. Can't master any skill to professional level and had to abandon any attempts of doing so. Feels horrible mental pain from smallest inconveniences and gets triggered when someone being hateful, judgemental and intolerant to him and anyone else
Here are my stats for those who wonder
 
Honestly, I don't think a normal person can handle a chimpanzee, even with a melee weapon. Most expect the humanoid opponent to fight like a person, but the chimp will scream at you, jump on you and eat your face. You obviously have chances of winning, but like, it's much more likely for you to get overwhelmed by this tiny beast. Chimp FRA
 
Honestly, I don't think a normal person can handle a chimpanzee, even with a melee weapon. Most expect the humanoid opponent to fight like a person, but the chimp will scream at you, jump on you and eat your face. You obviously have chances of winning, but like, it's much more likely for you to get overwhelmed by this tiny beast. Chimp FRA
Okay, counted
 
Gonna vote for inconclusive, since I have pretty much decent wincons, but I'm at risk of getting blitzed
 
, but the chimp will scream at you,
Btw I have an answer to this
Limited Resistance to Social influence (He doesn't care about social status of people most of the time and considers everyone as equals), Fear manipulation (After being pissed off enough forgets about his fear of opponents)
 
Btw I have an answer to this
It's not really either of those. A chimp screaming isn't the same as a human trying to make you scared, it's very different and much worse. Also, part of why I said that is the unpredictability, as it fights fully differently from a person.
 
It's not really either of those. A chimp screaming isn't the same as a human trying to make you scared, it's very different and much worse. Also, part of why I said that is the unpredictability, as it fights fully differently from a person.
Oh well
 
You literally die bro. You better be a goddamn pro boxer and peak human with active experience knowing how chimps act to even stand a chance.
A metal pipe isn't doing shit, you're probably just gonna drop it when it jumps at you and knocks your ass down, or miss completely, or just graze it and piss it off, further.

Like ngl this is some chuuni stuff, you don't stand a chance.
 
You literally die bro. You better be a goddamn pro boxer and peak human with active experience knowing how chimps act to even stand a chance.
A metal pipe isn't doing shit, you're probably just gonna drop it when it jumps at you and knocks your ass down, or miss completely, or just graze it and piss it off, further.

Like ngl this is some chuuni stuff, you don't stand a chance.
Should I delete that match or smth? I thought it would be fairer since for some reason monke is scaled to 10b
 
Should I delete that match or smth? I thought it would be fairer since for some reason monke is scaled to 10b
When I was a kid we had one baboon at home and the day he escaped all the men in the neighborhood (6) had to teammates in order to stop it and in the end a gun was needed to finish it of
 
Whelp time for you guys to migrate here
 
Dawg you are going to ******* die fighting a Chimpanzee if you aren’t like, an Olympian level athlete or some super skilled fighter. Probably not a stomp because you might be able to scare it to **** off. Maybe.

Monkey FRA
 
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