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Death has a year to kill Milo, if he can't Milo wins and it looses.
Death is using it's normal methods.
 
How long does it take for it to start using cancerhax AND how long does it take for the cancerhax to kill?
Death is usually a patient bastard and only resorts to the cancer when all other options fail….which absolutely will with Milo.

In fact, he’s probably gonna go for it straight away since he will be effortlessly dodging all of his shit and that is going to piss Death off hard. Chances are he’ll give him some kinda super rare, undetectable, fast acting kind like Pancreatic Cancer. He does not **** around, especially if he is on a time limit.
 
Death is usually a patient bastard and only resorts to the cancer when all other options fail….which absolutely will with Milo.

In fact, he’s probably gonna go for it straight away since he will be effortlessly dodging all of his shit and that is going to piss Death off hard. Chances are he’ll give him some kinda super rare, undetectable, fast acting kind like Pancreatic Cancer. He does not **** around, especially if he is on a time limit.
Didn't the chick in the new movie only die of cancer at the age of like 80 and was able to avoid all of Death shit at the same time.
 
Didn't the chick in the new movie only die of cancer at the age of like 80 and was able to avoid all of Death shit at the same time.
Yeah, but that could also be because Death didn’t have any sort of time limit; that and she didn’t do anything to particularly piss him off, since as a consequence of her staying safe, she lost everything. Milo being able to casually avoid all of his traps and live fine is going to anger him to no end, and lead him to do more crazy shenanigans….like, say, giving Milo cancer.
 
Milo's First ability is Misfortune.
His whole gimmick is that he's hyper prepared to deal with his misfortune and has basically the solution to any conceivable problem.
Also his bad luck is directly a law of physics which also effect things around him.
 
Yeah Death would just give Milo cancer and GGs. He's most def gonna do it if he starts dodging his attacks, which would piss death off because as said, death doesn't like when you f*** with his plans. So uhhh... cancer GGs.
Voting Death, mid diff. Death is one patient bastard.
 
Part of me wants to make the joke that he could get Phineas and Ferb to cure cancer but that feels like railroading so I won't
 
Unless Milo also happens to have a Medical Station in his house constantly testing him for any and all kinds of cancer/disease antigens and a personal doctor at disposal chances are Death just ggs with some rare disease manip.
 
Let it be known that Death couldn't beat Milo fair and square though.
He couldn't. So he just said..
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I really do enjoy how the idea of Death killing Milo normally wasn't even entertained. This is one of the only times I've ever seen a vs thread so chill and in agreement on something.

But yeah Death FRA via being a sore loser

Change the time to three months and we'll have a different result
 
I really do enjoy how the idea of Death killing Milo normally wasn't even entertained. This is one of the only times I've ever seen a vs thread so chill and in agreement on something.

But yeah Death FRA via being a sore loser

Change the time to three months and we'll have a different result
It'll likely be the same result to be completely fair. Death HATES when you f*** with his plans.
 
Has it been shown to be able to supercharge the cancer, cuz I thought we were just using typical cancer here. Pancreatic cancer kills 70% of patients within one year, which means we're leaning Death, but if can't speed that up, then he's kinda cooked lol

I do think we should be looking at what's shown in the films though, because it seems Death never goes for super-fast-acting cancer. Maybe if it knew it had a time limit, it could speed things up, but has that actually been shown? I have to assume it wanted it's canonical survivors dead ASAP too, to continue the spread or whatever
 
If we really assume nlf level prob manip.
Death could just force every single cell multiplication to proc mutations that make them cancerous.
It could make him develop every allergy possible with his biological makeup to the point he can barely eat or drink anything.
It could do a meme and tunnel effect stuff into his body.
But obviously that's orders of magnitude beyond what it has shown.
 
If we really assume nlf level prob manip.
Death could just force every single cell multiplication to proc mutations that make them cancerous.
It could make him develop every allergy possible with his biological makeup to the point he can barely eat or drink anything.
It could do a meme and tunnel effect stuff into his body.
But obviously that's orders of magnitude beyond what it has shown.
Or he could just..

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Unless Milo also happens to have a Medical Station in his house constantly testing him for any and all kinds of cancer/disease antigens and a personal doctor at disposal chances are Death just ggs with some rare disease manip.
I mean knowing Milo he might.
 
Unironically, Milo's misfortune probabiity manip might actually just **** with Death's own prob manip, leading him to just not get cancer or at worst get cancer that doesn't kill him in one year. Even then, if the cancer doesn't kill immediately, Milo would have ample time to like ******* get cured or something.
Worst case scenario, his cancer gets cancers and cancels each other out.
 
Unironically, Milo's misfortune probabiity manip might actually just ** with Death's own prob manip, leading him to just not get cancer or at worst get cancer that doesn't kill him in one year. Even then, if the cancer doesn't kill immediately, Milo would have ample time to like ***** get cured or something.
Worst case scenario, his cancer gets cancers and cancels each other out.
This is some looney toons ass shit. Death is gonna be so damn pissed.
 
He'll probably just give him 100% chance insta-kill cancer (probability manipulation)..
The cancer would be of Milo’s DNA, and therefore it having a 100% chance of killing him would go wrong, and not kill him.

Milo sweep FRA.
 
Also Milo’s passive probability manipulation probably is more potent than Death’s, his profile says it can rewrite physics to the level of changing the results of chemical reactions, and realistically as the equal and opposite of P&F’s probability manipulation it should scale to it in scale at the very least, and P&F’s probability manipulation has similarly done very stupid things in scope (their probability manipulation passively stops Doof’s inventions every episode).

Milo’s probability manipulation would probably take precedent over Death’s effectively, and rewrite it passively.
 
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Milo's probability manipulation is directly compared to both P&F and to doof repetitively, though debatably higher than Doof.
 
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