Super Mario: I’m gonna be honest, SpongeBob is NOT surviving the first time Mario jumps on him.
Fist of the North Star:
Homestuck: SpongeBob either gets retconned or gets plot manipulated into oblivion, even the 2-A’s probably beat him. And the 1-A’s just breathe in his direction.
Gurren Lagann: SpongeBob cannot fight da powah
Sonic: SpongeBob gets blinked
Mega Man: Honestly, only ones that could beat SpongeBob are probably the Battle Network characters, everyone else gets stomped.
EarthBound: One PK Rockin is all it takes for SpongeBob to get stomped.
Bleach: Yhwach and the almighty stomp the Sponge
Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure: Gets solo’d pretty badly by SpongeBob
Dragon Ball: Unsure, I don’t think SpongeBob is soloing though as his verse gets blinked out of existence.
Medaka Box: I’m gonna be honest, that plot armor and those 12,858,051,967,633,862 skills lookin like it can stop SpongeBob
Undertale: That true reset though…
Star Fox: No barrel rolls can deflect the chances of SpongeBob one shotting the Arwing
Henry Stickmin: Probably a stalemate due to Henry’s retries.
The Matrix: SpongeBob obliterates
Kimi to Kanojo to Kanojo no Koi: It’s over once God is called on the smartphone.
Doki Doki Literature Club!: SpongeBob kills Monika on accident only to then get erased from existence.
Rosario + Vampire: The verse gets obliterated
(Oh thank God)
