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Da Storee
Da Roolz
Speed is equalized.
Both are in-character, have no prior knowledge, and start 5m apart.
Battle takes place in the Super Mario Bros. cartridge Mario.exe resides in.
Mario.exe's reality warping is restricted.
Sonic.exe's first key is being used, and he's a baby, meaning Below Average intelligence for him.
Da Vouts
“******* bitch we’re gonna kill you”: 3 (Flowerguy2, LeoEpicGamer8910, Me)
“On a unrelated note did you ever find your da”:
“My name is Retep and I hate ni”:
Da Storee
A young Sonic.exe (Who will be referred to as Sonic) was bored one night, and wanted to play a game. He decided to walk around the house, hoping to find a game. After a long while of just searching, he just so happened upon a bloody NES cartridge with the words "MARIO" on it. It took him even longer to realize it needed to go into a console. So after a few hours, he found a NES somewhere, and after a few minutes of trying to fit the cartridge into the slot, he was finally able to play. He started the first level, and immediately ran into the first Goomba. The game froze instantly. Sonic, as expected for a baby his age, started to throw a huge tantrum while slamming on the controller. Suddenly, a hand lunged out of screen and grabbed the handkerchief on Sonic's neck. Sonic managed to scream the word “MAMAAAAAAAA-“ before being forcefully dragged inside the TV.
Suddenly, Sonic was in a world he didn't recognize, a desolate looking place with a sickeningly red tint. He turns around to get a better sense of where he is, and he sees a large bloody man dressed in overalls wielding a knife. “Well well well, look what we’ve got-a here.” Said the man. By this point, Sonic was crying so hard his face was the turning red and he could barely breathe. He could only respond by screaming at the man. “The son of that-a repugnant couple. Don't-a be scared. I just want to play a game. A game called ‘HIDE AND SEEK’. I’ll give you ten seconds to find a good hiding place. Then, when those ten seconds are over, I’m going to come over and KILL YOU! 1, 2, 3…” As he counted down, Sonic’s fear started to transform into anger. “4, 5, 6…” He started growling at the man, his rage building up inside of him. “7, 8, 9-“ Sonic suddenly leapt on to his face and started clawing at it. “ARGH, YOU LITTLE BRAT!” The man yelled, as he grabbed Sonic and tossed him to the floor. “So, that’s-a how you want-a to play, huh? Well then, let’s-a go.”
Suddenly, Sonic was in a world he didn't recognize, a desolate looking place with a sickeningly red tint. He turns around to get a better sense of where he is, and he sees a large bloody man dressed in overalls wielding a knife. “Well well well, look what we’ve got-a here.” Said the man. By this point, Sonic was crying so hard his face was the turning red and he could barely breathe. He could only respond by screaming at the man. “The son of that-a repugnant couple. Don't-a be scared. I just want to play a game. A game called ‘HIDE AND SEEK’. I’ll give you ten seconds to find a good hiding place. Then, when those ten seconds are over, I’m going to come over and KILL YOU! 1, 2, 3…” As he counted down, Sonic’s fear started to transform into anger. “4, 5, 6…” He started growling at the man, his rage building up inside of him. “7, 8, 9-“ Sonic suddenly leapt on to his face and started clawing at it. “ARGH, YOU LITTLE BRAT!” The man yelled, as he grabbed Sonic and tossed him to the floor. “So, that’s-a how you want-a to play, huh? Well then, let’s-a go.”
Da Roolz
Speed is equalized.
Both are in-character, have no prior knowledge, and start 5m apart.
Battle takes place in the Super Mario Bros. cartridge Mario.exe resides in.
Mario.exe's reality warping is restricted.
Sonic.exe's first key is being used, and he's a baby, meaning Below Average intelligence for him.
Da Vouts
“******* bitch we’re gonna kill you”: 3 (Flowerguy2, LeoEpicGamer8910, Me)
Scales to baseline 9-B; 15 KJ
“On a unrelated note did you ever find your da”:
Scales to baseline 9-B; 15 KJ
“My name is Retep and I hate ni”:
INCONCLUSIVE
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