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Winston vs. Mr. Patch (Inflatable Dinosaur Fights A Non-Inflatable Gorilla)

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One of my newest contributions to the site has been extremely difficult to find a fair match for. Although, I probably should've expected this, considering I made a profile for a literal balloon animal. However, Gyro has given me a potential opponent for a match that may end up being pretty fair, hopefully. In the event that this becomes a disaster, though, I expect him to compensate by making another match with this guy. So, without further ado, let's begin this quite unconventional match!

In the blue corner, we have Mr. Patch from Banjo-Tooie, and in the red corner, we have Winsto from Overwatch.

700px-Winston-portrait
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-This is a fight to the death or incapacitation. No holds barred.
-Neither character are aware of each other beforehand, and there is no prep time.

-Neither character are allowed any outside help.

-This fight takes place in Mr. Patch's tent from Witchyworld, giving Mr. Patch the home-court advantage.

-This is Mr. Patch from his Banjo-Tooie appearance.

-Speed is equalized.


With all this being said, let the debate begin!

Godzilla Ripoff: 0

Harambe Ripoff: 4 (GyroNutz, Zark2099, Stalker Maggot, Ionliosite)

Inconclusive: 0
 
So, it seems Patch has the AP and Dura advantage, along with decent enough range, so I'll vote for him.

Arguments can be made for Winston for his weapon proficiency, and intelligence tho.
 
Mr. Patch doesn't have AP by too much (7.2 tons vs 4.7 tons) and does have some pretty obvious weak spots. But without flight, Winston is gonna find it very difficult to actually hit said weak spots. The rest of Mr. Patch's body is very durable, so I'll vote for him as well
 
Shouldn't he have some sort of flight listed on his profile then?

Also Mr. Patch is absolutely massive and can inflate himself to make himself bigger, I doubt jumping good will cut it.
 
Yes, i honestly dont know why he doesnt

Unless his patches are destroyed which makes him shrink. Winston is quite literally a supergenius, there is no doubt that he would notice them and know to attack them
 
Yeah, it doesn't take a genius to notice those weak spots. If he can fly, there's no reason why he wouldn't take this imo
 
So, Weekly and Gyro are voting Winston, right? I'm just making sure here.
 
i'lll go for patches since the fact that patches is in tier 8-A with his Durability: At least Multi-City Block level+, possibly Town level (Can take direct hits from Banjo & Kazooie without taking damage, only Grenade Eggs are effective at knocking off his patches). Winsion is only in tier 9-A with is a big differentce and doesn't have any bombs or anything to destroy the patches. And since banjo can only destory it with grenade eggs which are Attack ponteity: At least Multi-City Block level+ (Harmed Gruntilda. Banjo and Kazooie have directly fought the HAG-1 which created earthquakes powerful enough to shake Banjo's house from hundreds of meters away violently enough to cause Mumbo Jumbo to fall from his chair, and likely cause rubble to fall in Gruntilda's lair, which should make it at least a Magnitude 5 earthquake. Comparable to Gruntilda, who completely blew up the Hag-1 by accident and who could tank this without seeming to be harmed), higher with Grenade Eggs (They deal 3x as much damage to enemies, including Gruntilda, than regular eggs), likely Town level (Can harm other characters with similar durability to themselves.)


winson: Attack Potency: Small Building level+


So patches wins and it's an crush
 
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