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A boy named Billy sits down in the cafeteria of his school for lunch, when he realized he forgot his lunch today. Suddenly, Colonel Sanders appears and offers Billy one of his 5$ Fill-Up Boxes of Kentucky Fried Chicken. Billy, in dire need of a good lunch, agrees and moves to take the box, asking what there is to drink with his KFC, when a nearby wall crashed in and the Kool-Aid Man stood there holding a large pitcher full of Cherry Kool-Aid saying, "Oh, yeah!" He then walked up the Billy and offered him his Kool-Aid. Colonel Sanders, upset at this rude intrusion by his rival food mascot, kindly asks the Kool-Aid man to high-tail it, saying he was there first. The Kool-Aid Man refused, and continued to give Billy his Kool-Aid. The Colonel finally snapped and whacked the pitcher away, the glass smashing on the floor nearby and the Kool-Aid going everywhere. In retaliation, the Kool-Aid Man knocked the Fill-Up Box out of Colonel Sanders' hands and the extra crispy chicken drumsticks and ranch dipping sauce scattered across the floor. This was the last straw for both of them, and they put up their dukes to find out who's the better food mascot as Billy sits uncomfortably in the middle of the two.
In the blue corner, we have Colonel Sanders fromKFC Trio the Punch: Never Forget Me, and in the red corner, we have the Kool-Aid Ma from the Atari game of the same name.
-This is a battle to the death or incapacitation. No holds barred.
-Neither character are aware of each other beforehand, and there is no prep time.
-Neither character are allowed any outside help.
-This battle takes place in a school cafeteria, giving neither the home-field advantage.
-Colonel Sanders starts with his suit on.
-Speed is equalized.
With all this being said, let the debate begin!
KFC Brand Fried Chicken: 10 (Jackythejack, Mr. Bambu, Iapitus The Impaler, Phoenix821, Theluki0909, Crimson Azoth, EmperorDoom25, DaBigP, Jasonsith, HeadlessKramerGeoff777)
Kool-Aid Brand Soft Drink: 0
Billy Just Gets A Salad: 0
In the blue corner, we have Colonel Sanders from
-This is a battle to the death or incapacitation. No holds barred.
-Neither character are aware of each other beforehand, and there is no prep time.
-Neither character are allowed any outside help.
-This battle takes place in a school cafeteria, giving neither the home-field advantage.
-Colonel Sanders starts with his suit on.
-Speed is equalized.
With all this being said, let the debate begin!
KFC Brand Fried Chicken: 10 (Jackythejack, Mr. Bambu, Iapitus The Impaler, Phoenix821, Theluki0909, Crimson Azoth, EmperorDoom25, DaBigP, Jasonsith, HeadlessKramerGeoff777)
Kool-Aid Brand Soft Drink: 0
Billy Just Gets A Salad: 0
