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On day, in the wastelands of Olathe, a strange mechanical being was uncovered from beneath the soil by scavengers. However, upon attempting to salvage some metal from the being, it suddenly awoke, and quickly dispatched the scavengers before beginning to wander the wastelands. Soon enough, however, he managed to run into a girl with a sword strapped to her side. Delirious and very confused, he demanded he tell her where his captain was. The girl explained that whoever this man was, he was probably long dead, before she drew her sword and calmly offered to reunite them in death. Angry and still confused, the mechanical being pulled out a couple of knifes, ready to fight this scamp to the death without a second thought, as she likely felt the same.
In the blue corner, we have Dirk from Owlboy, and in the red corner, we have Buddy from Lisa: The Painful RPG.
-This is a fight to the death or incapacitation. No holds barred.
-Neither character are aware of each other beforehand, and there is no prep time.
-Neither character are allowed any outside help.
-This fight takes place somewhere on the vast open plains of Olathe, technically giving Buddy the home-court advantage.
-Speed is equalized.
With all this being said, let the debate begin!
The Last Female: 0
The Second Mate: 7 (Jackythejack, Iapitus the Impaler, Rei Rubro, Dargoo Faust, Sayo Yasuda, Crimson Azoth, Mr. Bambu)
Inconclusive: 0
In the blue corner, we have Dirk from Owlboy, and in the red corner, we have Buddy from Lisa: The Painful RPG.
-This is a fight to the death or incapacitation. No holds barred.
-Neither character are aware of each other beforehand, and there is no prep time.
-Neither character are allowed any outside help.
-This fight takes place somewhere on the vast open plains of Olathe, technically giving Buddy the home-court advantage.
-Speed is equalized.
With all this being said, let the debate begin!
The Last Female: 0
The Second Mate: 7 (Jackythejack, Iapitus the Impaler, Rei Rubro, Dargoo Faust, Sayo Yasuda, Crimson Azoth, Mr. Bambu)
Inconclusive: 0
