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The ultimate showdown of manliness: Janitor vs Cake

McQueen tries to eat 871 and purposefully suffocates while doing so
 
Reinhardthrowhisspear said:
OH SHEET!!! I didn't think about that and it is in character too. Changing to incon.
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That's a win for the Cake, son.
 
I mean, trying to suffocate with a cake is pretty out of character for him. He'd try something else. If he did that he'd bite his tongue and die 100%.
 
Probably use some knife to cut the cake then giving up to the urge to kill himself. SBA says wanting to kill after all and wanting to kill means he will commit suicide.
 
Reinhardthrowhisspear said:
Probably use some knife to cut the cake then giving up to the urge to kill himself. SBA says wanting to kill after all and wanting to kill means he will commit suicide.
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Im giving him a spoon.
 
Okay, first of all, can you scoop a cake? And also probably go back to McQueen again. My vote is all over the place, I know. Sorry.
 
I dunno. If he doesn't kill himself, at least he will eat the cake instead. I mean, it's sweet and tasty and all.
 
CursedGentleman said:
Wait a second
His stand is Highway to hell because he dont want to die alone, right? So why would he kill himself close to a damn cake?
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Pretty sure Mcqueen won't kill himself just because his enemy is a cake
 
>That moment when you forgot the "ovo" in your comment so people actually consider what you said even if you were joking
 
4-1

Because Kal didnt actually forget the ovo and meant it
 
Saikou The Lewd King said:
Wait, do we start with only one instance or all 237? If that's the latter, McQueen certainly can't eat them all.
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Afaik 871 starts as one cake.
 
TMQ is more likely to eat the cake rather than commit suicide in front of it. He's greedy and steals money and stuff after all.

Thunder Mcqueen FRA.
 
6-1

Mcqueen is about to win a match, bois.
 
So Thunder will have both his first actual victory and his first actual loss against scps
 
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