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So, here's the deal, right? Yor Forger? Top-of-the-line assassin from like the Cold War or something. Drank a wine glass full of blowfish guts which contains tetradotoxin: a poison that has an LD50 of 334 micrograms per kilogram in mice when consumed orally. Izzy? #8 on the RCMP's most wanted list. Has no problem sitting in an entire crate full of depleted uranium while next to two barrels full of that crap! Depleted uranium has a lethal dose of 14 mg/kg in humans, and given Izzy needs to breathe, she's basically inhaling a ton of depleted uranium just by existing in that crate! Really, even if the glass of wine is full of pure tetrodotoxin, Izzy only needs 6.2 kilograms of depleted uranium to out-poison-resist Yor, which is the weight of a block that can easily fit in the palm of Izzy's hand. A crate of depleted uranium is significantly bigger than the palm of a hand! Bear in mind, tetrodotoxin blocks sodium channels while depleted uranium outright destroys human tissue, and unlike Yor who had flinched upon taking the first sip of pufferfish goop and had taken on a side effect (albeit a semi-positive one) from the crap, Izzy suffered literally no side effects from the depleted uranium aside from getting a cool green glow! I don't think anyone would survive if they dealt with more than 73 elephant deaths worth of depleted uranium, let alone without side effects like Izzy did.
The kicker? Izzy is literally the Total Drama verse's best shot at Yor!
Now let's look at the stats for these two idiots.
Yor has an AP of 4.03 kg of TNT from a feat of her own and is basically the strongest character the series had to offer.
Izzy, on the other hand, has a AP rating of around 11.94 kg of TNT based on being able to harm Owen, who survived one of Chris' remote-controlled explosives: the same explosives that destroyed the yacht the ROTI cast was on!
Yor has piercing damage since her main weapons are her grandma's knitting needles.
Izzy only has blunt force damage unless you give her some prep, in which case she'd also have pyromania.
Yor has been trained in combat for basically her entire life.
Izzy's stint with the RCMP and her time in what is essentially Mario Party 3 but for real-lifers is more of a recent affair, although weapons to Izzy are basically "pick up and go".
Outside of landing a hit which she has a 100% success rate in doing, Yor is as smart as a normal person at times and a braindead idiot at other times (like cooking, doing math, and being around telepaths). Izzy has an IQ of 188 apparently, although her feats don't exactly line up with that figure aside from swiftly learning how to use weapons and crafting explosives.
Izzy had swiftly dealt with Dawn (the single most hax'd contestant out of all the Revenge cast) and can even telepathically communicate with Mike whereas if you put Yor in those same situations, she'd be standing there either being like "Lol what does 'mind read' mean?" or rushing to the bathroom to take a massive #2 because a ******* blonde hippie who read her aura is hunting her down! Before you go on about how Izzy figured out how time travel works through mathematics, that was when Izzy became Brainzilla through a concussion.
Yor has a lifting strength advantage over Izzy and is unable to tone it down for something as simple as a friendly handshake!
Yor seems to prefer throwing stuff at people like a monkey throwing poop at visitors at a zoo while Izzy basically does whatever the **** she wants in-character and she could even randomly spawn in a third arm!
Yor's best hax is her instinctive reactions. Izzy's best hax is teleportation. Wonder how that'll work out.
Speed... Doesn't matter since I plan on equalizing speed here.
Anyway, the terms... Speed is equalized, obviously. Another thing is both combatants are within punching distance of one another. Given Izzy dealt with lethal doses in excess of 73 elephants worth and has a near 3x AP and dura advantage over Yor, I don't think Yor's sewing needles are gonna do much but mildly annoy Izzy, but I'm gonna make the distance as short as I did because people have no idea how toxicity works in this wiki.
Anyway, here are their profiles.
Yor Forger's Profile
Izzy's Profile
Who takes this?
Yor Forger: 0
Izzy: 0
Inconclusive: 0
The kicker? Izzy is literally the Total Drama verse's best shot at Yor!
Now let's look at the stats for these two idiots.
Yor has an AP of 4.03 kg of TNT from a feat of her own and is basically the strongest character the series had to offer.
Izzy, on the other hand, has a AP rating of around 11.94 kg of TNT based on being able to harm Owen, who survived one of Chris' remote-controlled explosives: the same explosives that destroyed the yacht the ROTI cast was on!
Yor has piercing damage since her main weapons are her grandma's knitting needles.
Izzy only has blunt force damage unless you give her some prep, in which case she'd also have pyromania.
Yor has been trained in combat for basically her entire life.
Izzy's stint with the RCMP and her time in what is essentially Mario Party 3 but for real-lifers is more of a recent affair, although weapons to Izzy are basically "pick up and go".
Outside of landing a hit which she has a 100% success rate in doing, Yor is as smart as a normal person at times and a braindead idiot at other times (like cooking, doing math, and being around telepaths). Izzy has an IQ of 188 apparently, although her feats don't exactly line up with that figure aside from swiftly learning how to use weapons and crafting explosives.
Izzy had swiftly dealt with Dawn (the single most hax'd contestant out of all the Revenge cast) and can even telepathically communicate with Mike whereas if you put Yor in those same situations, she'd be standing there either being like "Lol what does 'mind read' mean?" or rushing to the bathroom to take a massive #2 because a ******* blonde hippie who read her aura is hunting her down! Before you go on about how Izzy figured out how time travel works through mathematics, that was when Izzy became Brainzilla through a concussion.
Yor has a lifting strength advantage over Izzy and is unable to tone it down for something as simple as a friendly handshake!
Yor seems to prefer throwing stuff at people like a monkey throwing poop at visitors at a zoo while Izzy basically does whatever the **** she wants in-character and she could even randomly spawn in a third arm!
Yor's best hax is her instinctive reactions. Izzy's best hax is teleportation. Wonder how that'll work out.
Speed... Doesn't matter since I plan on equalizing speed here.
Anyway, the terms... Speed is equalized, obviously. Another thing is both combatants are within punching distance of one another. Given Izzy dealt with lethal doses in excess of 73 elephants worth and has a near 3x AP and dura advantage over Yor, I don't think Yor's sewing needles are gonna do much but mildly annoy Izzy, but I'm gonna make the distance as short as I did because people have no idea how toxicity works in this wiki.
Anyway, here are their profiles.
Yor Forger's Profile
Izzy's Profile
Who takes this?
Yor Forger: 0
Izzy: 0
Inconclusive: 0
