What tier would Suggsverse be?

[Matthew_Schroeder]

I'm reading stories about hermaphrodite warrior-poet elf gods who want to reach Nirvana and Dream a new reality up.

Because he LOVES YOU.

 

[The_2nd_Existential_Seed]

No... Azzy... You are that sphagetti . I mean.. Dude you opened yourself up with that username.

 

[ALRF]

And i'm ******* reading Demonbane

 

[Azathoth_the_Abyssal_Idiot]

And i'm ******* Demonbane

( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)

 

[Matthew_Schroeder]

Did you guys know that Super Sonico is canon to Demonbane and probably takes place in the same universe.

 

[Amelia_Lonelyheart]

************, you're reading stories about a ******* spaghetti dreaming of universes and layers and *****.

And here I am reading a story where Bill and Ted have to save the universe with the power of rock and roll.

I always feel so out of the loop.

 

[CynicalWeeaboo]

View the glorious respect threads made by someone.

 

[Azathoth_the_Abyssal_Idiot]

Super Pochaco crushes both Elder God Demonbane and the Vortex Blaster at once with her THICCness.

 

[ALRF]

Super Pochaco crushes both Elder God Demonbane and the Vortex Blaster at once with her THICCness.

Azzy is a girl in Demonbane

A Z Z Y I S A W A I F U

 

[Matthew_Schroeder]

No but Ouka has a Shining Trapezahedron contained within her body, and she fights against Al Azif Ex Mortis, who is Elder God level, on the Final Void beyond the Ultimate Gate.

This is canon.

 

[The_Everlasting]

And I'm just sitting here, playing a series where actually not an edgelord gets tormented for four games in a way that gives a whole new meaning to "Cosmic Plaything".

 

[ALRF]

I'm probably sure i'm not the only one who had the idea of how it feels to bang a cosmic horror entity that dreams shit to existence

Right?

 

[C2_of_Omegon]

You know, sometimes I wonder what's crazier: the stuff I've found since coming to this site or my best friend's drunken idea for a sequel to The Room...

But what I do know...I LOVE this site.

 

[Phoenix821]

https://suggsversefanon.wikia.com/wiki/Suggsverse_Fanfiction_Wiki

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/11871578/1/Suggsverse-vs-Logic

 

[The_Everlasting]

>Drunken idea for a sequel to The Room

You don't just say that and don't explain it. You just don't.

 

[Matthew_Schroeder]

Super Pochaco crushes both Elder God Demonbane and the Vortex Blaster at once with her THICCness.

In the Secret Ending to SoniComi, Super Sonico's headphones are revealed to be - in fact - magical artefacts that contain a demonic curse sealed within them, and should she ever remove then from her head the curse shall be released and a Zombie Apocalypse will happen across the world.

And then the game goes from being a Cutesy Fanservice thing where you take Sonico's pictures, to becoming a dark chuuni Nitroplus Visual Novel with scrolling text, atmospheric music and crappy CG backgrounds. And that goes on for 40 minutes.

 

[Azathoth_the_Abyssal_Idiot]

I'm probably sure i'm not the only one who had the idea of how it feels to bang a cosmic horror entity that dreams shit to existence
Right?

-winks seductively-

 

[C2_of_Omegon]

>Drunken idea for a sequel to The Room
You don't just say that and don't explain it. You just don't.

In the Future, Johnny is ressurected by Skynet, so that he can go back in time and kill Mark and Lisa.

"I'm tearing YOU apart, Lisa!"

 

[Monarch_Laciel]

Oh my god.

I started reading through the Cosmic Hierarchy, and it just keeps going, geez.

I reached THE ALL, and was like "ok, this must be the end" and then... nope, there's still "Regions" outside it.

What the hell.

 

[Matthew_Schroeder]

The All is in the first layer. There's infinite layers.

 

[Follow_Doctor_Freeman]

In the Future, Johnny is ressurected by Skynet, so that he can go back in time and kill Mark and Lisa. "I'm tearing YOU apart, Lisa!"

@TheC2 - When does the Kickstarter go up?

 

[The_Everlasting]

Gotta love how THE ALL keeps emphasizing that it's everything and there can't be anything outside of it.

Then the immediate next sentence is "Outside of THE ALL exist Regions"

 

[Schnee_One]

Suggs took an impressive 2.4 seconds to go from Zero to Shit.

 

[The_Everlasting]

If y'all want the especially staggering nonsense jargo.

 

[Matthew_Schroeder]

If you want insane higher-dimensional jargon but actually good.

 

[Phoenix821]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ltedpgxJSOo

 

[Azathoth_the_Abyssal_Idiot]

"My characters have long, long, long transcended infinite power and the realm of infinity. An absolutely infinite multiplicity has been transcended, as well as Names, Terms, and Essence. Possibility, Totality, and Nothing has long been transcended. Categories and qualities like Omnipotence simply are ignored..."

>Nothing has long been transcended

Suggs confirmed for capping at 11-C

 

[Follow_Doctor_Freeman]

Funny that anyone can write a story with dizzying cosmic heirarchies, yet it takes masters to pen a story about a dude running a newspaper, or a taxi driver unhappy with his route, or a guy looking out his window.

 

[Matthew_Schroeder]

Suggsverse wishes he was Michael Kirkbride:

KINMUNE (Kinetically-Interlinked Nirnian Multi-User Exoform)

She started her existence as any other proxy-synthetic of the 9th Era aurbical mining guilds: a limited sentience deep-pressure capable "thot box" -- a dreamsleevishell used by remote mortal operators to run the rigs of Kynareth's illicit breath trade.

Able to stream several live-wire mortal proxies at once, Kinmune was a top-of-the-line Hazardous Conditions Warprunner Exoform of an ayleidoon hegemony nearing another unceremonious end.

But then the Hist-Jilian wars spilled out of a Wheelian rip into the SubSys slice of 'brane-space, and things changed for Kinmune. With the outer colonies separated from Nu-Mundelbright chronoculic sync-net anchors, maintenance of space-time beyond the F-Shores faltered.

As the barely-there Hist blink-root-ship armada fired an artillery barrage of 16th-dimensional mathematics at their Jilian enemies, impossipoint detonations stippled across the Ix-Egg and its clutch-satellites like some garish TalOSian hologram, only without the irony.

Kinmune's synthetic body, caught in one of the blasts, suddenly found itself in the Ysgramorim, her mind an aggregate of the residual personalities of her last several users.

 

[C2_of_Omegon]

You know, I decided to take glance at the Suggsverse Cosmic Hierarchy, cuz I'm a bloody *********, and all I have to is this...

I've read stories about a series where the omnicidal, overly religious conservatives are the good guys...

I've watched a series based off a manga, about a street smart youth who fights to foil the plans of the Aztec Gods of Fitness...

I've listened to something that was so bizarre and crazy that's it's actually interesting...

I was born in and, somehow, survived the 90's...

I watched some of and attempted to read Twilight...

...I was not prepared to be sucked into the endless void of Suggsverse. I was not ready to have the logical reasoning of my brain fail under the weight, the depth, the girth of the Bad Fanfiction level of nonesense that I encounted.

Not since I found My Immortal or Naruto the Chaos Mage, have I achieved teetering on the brink of MaDNeSs and I never shall again...

 

[Follow_Doctor_Freeman]

@Matt - Suggs is a victim. All his work is the product of a mind that was bustified from the thot box. THOT BOX!

 

[Azathoth_the_Abyssal_Idiot]

She started her existence as any other proxy-synthetic of the 9th Era aurbical mining guilds: a limited sentience deep-pressure capable "thot box"

Be Gone thot-0

 

[The_Everlasting]

>Naruto the Chaos Mage

I'm almost afraid to ask.

 

[Matthew_Schroeder]

@Azzy

https://www.c0da.es/thotbox/

Get your Dominion Sanctioned Thotbox here.

 

[Follow_Doctor_Freeman]

@TheC2 - Essential companion album for going mad (such as by means of reading Suggsverse).

@Matt - Ha! I beat you to the punch by linking the thot box in the post before Azzy's! Unless... Oh no! The Suggsiness has spread to the forum, and casuality is becoming undone, causing posts to go out of order!

@Gargoyle One - No, I haven't ate any McDonalds recently. Why do you ask? Or is it, "will" you ask? Nothing is certain any more.

 

[Cropfist]

"Joker walked by as he noticed a cockroach. The cockroach eliminated all concepts including itself, existence, non-existence, omnipotence, and the concept of concepts, yet still survived. The cockroach buzzed with enough power to erase infinity universes to the power of infinity beyond the concept of speed or comprehension. Joker laughed and squashed it."

 

[Matthew_Schroeder]

This isn't a real Suggsverse excerpt. That has been debunked many times already.

 

[Phoenix821]

It may not be but it looks like it could

 

[The_Wright_Way]

"Joker walked by as he noticed a cockroach. The cockroach eliminated all concepts including itself, existence, non-existence, omnipotence, and the concept of concepts, yet still survived. The cockroach buzzed with enough power to erase infinity universes to the power of infinity beyond the concept of speed or comprehension. Joker laughed and squashed it."

 

[Lucis=the=Lumenian]

Heh, I'd be very surprised if someone is free enough to make in-depth blog about Suggsverse.

(I can see it'd have more than 10 edits in one day XD)