Walter White vs Spamton G. Spamton

[ZillertheBucko]

Walter White's greatest competition in the business of selling things, Spamton G. Spamton dares to steal all of his customers, and he has to do something about it!
Walter White has prior knowledge and a month to prepare to defeat Spamton
Walter White gets to use any optional equipment!
Spamton is in his base key, but has prior knowledge.
Their showdown takes place in Dark World, Cyber City!

Spamtongk: 1


Heisenburger:

But nobody winned....:

 

[ZillertheBucko]

[Bump]

 

[Arceus0x]

this is a stomp even with prep time since Walter has no 9-A equipment

 

[ZillertheBucko]

this is a stomp even with prep time since Walter has no 9-A equipment

He has poisons and chemicals that ignore dura, it’s not a stomp with prep

 

[DaReaperMan]

He has poisons and chemicals that ignore dura, it’s not a stomp with prep

Spamton is questionably organic mate.

 

[ZillertheBucko]

Spamton is questionably organic mate.

Other Addisons sell tea, and they’ve literally been to a grill regularly
Lighteners can eat dark world stuff so it’s pretty safe to assume darkners are typically organic, at least in their dark world

 

[DaReaperMan]

Actually, scratch that, Spamton IS inorganic.

"Inorganic Physiology (Type 2: A living incarnation of email spam, and appears as a puppet)"

 

[ZillertheBucko]

Actually, scratch that, Spamton IS inorganic.

"Inorganic Physiology (Type 2: A living incarnation of email spam, and appears as a puppet)"

Well we know that he can still injest things regardless, and there’s still Walter’s acids that can ignore dura

 

[DaReaperMan]

Well we know that he can still injest things regardless, and there’s still Walter’s acids that can ignore dura

Yeah but he's not organic, he doesn't digest anything to our knowledge or anything like that.

You know how long Acid would take to get through a 9-A? A long ass time. This is assuming Walter gets close without ever being hit by any danmaku whatsoever cause Spamton is in the VAPORIZATION range of Walter's AP and Durability.

 

[Comiphorous]

Well we know that he can still injest things regardless, and there’s still Walter’s acids that can ignore dura

Assuming he starts with throwing it on Spamton, and hoping to god he doesn't miss/Spamton doesn't move out of the way due to his erratic moving, Spamton could be killed by that. take a while though.

and spamton needs to breathe in walter's general direction.

 

[Comiphorous]

you could argue Walter could bargain with spamton with his deals to make spamton uh... i guess leave? for him to win, but spamton attacks kris while he asks kris about this stuff so thats not even an option without him dying.

 

[ZillertheBucko]

Yeah but he's not organic, he doesn't digest anything to our knowledge or anything like that.

Dark world food has been shown to be edible for lighteners and darkners.
I think with prep time it’s possible that Walter could find out where Spamton gets his food from and give him ricin, or he could even use the poison that Spamton himself sells. He could also try incapping him like he did to Krazy 8, then stuff him in an acid barrel and wait. After all it’s not like Spamton is completely immune to acid based on the fact that queen’s acid made him get a lot shorter
Walter definitely has wincons here, definitely not a stomp with preparations

 

[ZillertheBucko]

(Spamton’s poison also hurts Ralsei, a darkner)

 

[Comiphorous]

After all it’s not like Spamton is completely immune to acid based on the fact that queen’s acid made him get a lot shorter

If he's had contact with Acid, and nothing REALLY went wrong with him besides getting a bit shorter, whats a small, less effective, acid going to exactly do to spamton?

 

[ZillertheBucko]

If he's had contact with Acid, and nothing REALLY went wrong with him besides getting a bit shorter, whats a small, less effective, acid going to exactly do to spamton?

Well it’s a safe bet that while he was trying to break into the mansion, only his legs ended up in the acid, he went “oh shit” and ran away after realizing how bad it was for him
otherwise you’d be saying the bottom half of his legs doesn’t scale to the rest of his durability

 

[Arceus0x]

Yeah but he's not organic, he doesn't digest anything to our knowledge or anything like that.

he consumes [[kromer]]

 

[DaReaperMan]

Dark world food has been shown to be edible for lighteners and darkners.
I think with prep time it’s possible that Walter could find out where Spamton gets his food from and give him ricin, or he could even use the poison that Spamton himself sells. He could also try incapping him like he did to Krazy 8, then stuff him in an acid barrel and wait. After all it’s not like Spamton is completely immune to acid based on the fact that queen’s acid made him get a lot shorter
Walter definitely has wincons here, definitely not a stomp with preparations

Queen's Acid is 9-A, Walter's Acid is Hydrochloric Acid. Not the strongest stuff, and certainly not getting through a 9-A.

(Spamton’s poison also hurts Ralsei, a darkner)

Ralsei isn't Inorganic.

 

[Comiphorous]

Well it’s a safe bet that while he was trying to break into the mansion, only his legs ended up in the acid, he went “oh shit” and ran away after realizing how bad it was for him
otherwise you’d be saying the bottom half of his legs doesn’t scale to the rest of his durability

I'm saying that yes, he was ouched by some 9-A acid, and had the time to get out before he even lost his legs...

if a smaller amount, less effective acid that isn't comparable to his durability is thrown on him that aint gonna do much to him.

 

[DaReaperMan]

he consumes [[kromer]]

And we don't know if he digests it or just uses it to fund himself or something like that.

 

[Arceus0x]

I mean let's just think for a second alright?

Walter tries to shoot him, fails, bullets bounce off. Spamton starts spaming attacks and summoning an army of his mini-mes who horde walter and beat him to a bloody pulp.

Despite how it may seem, Spamton is a ranged attacker, so i don't think trying to [[killing him]] with [[half-priced]] poison is gonna help much

 

[Comiphorous]

And we don't know if he digests it or just uses it to fund himself or something like that.

He is powered like a car.

 

[Arceus0x]

And we don't know if he digests it or just uses it to fund himself or something like that.

that wasn't an argument for Walter, i'm just trying to spread information about [[Amazing deals]]

 

[DaReaperMan]

He is powered like a car.

So basically poison is basically useless cause trying to poison the equivalent of gas ain't gonna do much lmao

 

[Comiphorous]

So basically poison is basically useless cause trying to poison the equivalent of gas ain't gonna do much lmao

"NOM NOM I EAT GASOLINE NOM NOM [[Little Sponge]]" -Spamton or something

 

[Arceus0x]

Basically Spamton gives him a deal that Walter can't refuse, a deal that if he takes he will [[Die.]] it's that good!

 

[DaReaperMan]

"NOM NOM I EAT GASOLINE NOM NOM [[Little Sponge]]" -Spamton or something

Now I'm imagining Heisenburg pouring gas into Spamton's mouth lmao

 

[Arceus0x]

Now I'm imagining Heisenburg pouring gas into Spamton's mouth lmao

[[DELICIOUS GASOLINE]]

 

[Comiphorous]

this went from questioning the validity of this match to whether or not Spamton is gasoline powered or not.

Vsbattles at it's finest.

 

[ZillertheBucko]

Queen's Acid is 9-A, Walter's Acid is Hydrochloric Acid. Not the strongest stuff, and certainly not getting through a 9-A.
Ralsei isn't Inorganic.

Ralsei being not inorganic is arbitrary, both are darkners
but Spamton still literally eats stuff and can be healed by eating the same pipis kris can, so it’s not really relevant to bring up him being inorganic.

I mean let's just think for a second alright?

Walter tries to shoot him, fails, bullets bounce off. Spamton starts spaming attacks and summoning an army of his mini-mes who horde walter and beat him to a bloody pulp.

Despite how it may seem, Spamton is a ranged attacker, so i don't think trying to [[killing him]] with [[half-priced]] poison is gonna help much

Walter White is fairly smart, if he prepared then he’d know not to challenge Spamton to a gun fight
Spamton perhaps goes to the Cyber Grill every once in a while and Walter takes the chance to poison him
He could easily go in his shop and put phosphine gas in the place to incap Spamton, and then he’d barrel him afterwards.

 

[ZillertheBucko]

SPAMTON’S BIG SHOT AUTOS
TAKE A RIDE AROUND TOWN IN OUR [Gas Powered] [Spamton G. Spamton]

 

[DaReaperMan]

Ralsei being not inorganic is arbitrary, both are darkners
but Spamton still literally eats stuff and can be healed by eating the same pipis kris can, so it’s not really relevant to bring up him being inorganic.

Walter White is fairly smart, if he prepared then he’d know not to challenge Spamton to a gun fight
Spamton perhaps goes to the Cyber Grill every once in a while and Walter takes the chance to poison him
He could easily go in his shop and put phosphine gas in the place to incap Spamton, and then he’d barrel him afterwards.

Doesn't matter, one is inorganic the other ain't.

We don't know what Pipis are.

Proof of this poison effecting type 2 inorganics.

 

[Arceus0x]

Walter White is fairly smart, if he prepared then he’d know not to challenge Spamton to a gun fight
Spamton perhaps goes to the Cyber Grill every once in a while and Walter takes the chance to poison him
He could easily go in his shop and put phosphine gas in the place to incap Spamton, and then he’d barrel him afterwards.

doesn't that kind of situation break rules of vs threads?

 

[ZillertheBucko]

Doesn't matter, one is inorganic the other ain't.

We don't know what Pipis are.

Proof of this poison effecting type 2 inorganics.

Kris eats fried pipis, it’s food

 

[Arceus0x]

Kris eats fried pipis, it’s food

kris also eats moss

 

[ZillertheBucko]

doesn't that kind of situation break rules of vs threads?

I’ve seen like light yagami vs Saitama and wackier stuff so I don’t think so, and this is a prep time match
worst case scenario Walter White just runs away with his car and finds a way to Morb on Spamton later

 

[ZillertheBucko]

kris also eats moss

Moss is edible

 

[DaReaperMan]

Kris eats fried pipis, it’s food

What if pipis are an ancient form that grants immortality and healing to anything that touches it?

Point is, we don't know what pipis are, exactly.

 

[Arceus0x]

 

[Arceus0x]

Also when the hell does Kris consume Pipis?
And no weird Kris x Spamton fanfics don't count

 

[Comiphorous]

And no weird Kris x Spamton fanfics don't count

yes they do.