Two Small, Icy Females Fight

[Imaginym]

Smoochum vs Tanned Cirno

vs

Speed is Equalized
Smoochum scales as comparable to Cleffa, which has a scaling point of 0.62 Tons of TNT (8-C)
Tanned Cirno scales as superior to Kappa, with Kappa having a scaling point of 1.119653424818356 tons, or Building level

Victory by any means (Within SBA, of course, including Social Influencing, if applicable.).

The baka gets bullied (Voting for Smoochum.):
Baby has to kiss its boo-boos (Voting for Cirno):
They give each other the cold shoulder (Inconclusive):

Round 2 (Just for fun): Victory to whoever leaves the other emotionally inconsolable first, with no other means of victory.
(Tallies for votes for Round 2 will be only added to the OP if it is debated, as it is optional.)

 

[Sir_Ovens]

Smoochum could be a guy ya know.

 

[Imaginym]

Smoochum could be a guy ya know.

I'm very sure the answer to that is "No, it couldn't.". Why?
Because just like its evolved form Jinx, Smoochum's Gender Ratio is 0% Male, 100% Female.
Every Smoochum that's ever been found has been Female, or not affirmed to be Male.
I will admit that "Genderless" Pokemon are actually "Gender Unknown" (Note the Kanji used for the term in Japanese in Gen 2, as well as in the Pokedex book.), but that just means we don't know if "Gender Unknown" species are Male or Female, not that Pokemon of other species that always have known genders could be other Genders.
Put simply, a Male Smoochum seems exceedingly unlikely.

 

[Coolboy6]

Smoochum could be a guy ya know.

Even better