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I don't know how the Nostalgia Critic managed to get a profile on here but I'm not complaining. Let's use this thing.
"Hello I'm the The Nostalgia Critic, I remember it so you don't have to!" The Critic begins, as he sits in front of a camera. The Critic proceeded to ramble on about anime villains, because of course he was. As you'd expect, his review got inturrupted.
The Nostalgia Critic heard a loud explosion just outside his room. "God dammit, now I gotta redo this whole thing!" The Critic ranted, more annoyed about his video being intturupted than worried about who may have been harmed in the explosion outside.
As it turned out, Lord Frieza was invading the Earth, and he was taking his sweet time as well, destroying buildings with ease. Frieza did his iconic Santa laugh, as he then destroyed The Critic's home, leaving only rubble, and a crispy black Nostalgia Critic. The Critic rubbed the ash off his body, before taking out his pistol.
"Who the hell is responsible for this!?" The Critic shouted, before spotting Frieza above. "Oh, that's just wonderful, an alien invasion just so happens to go on in the middle of my review. I'M GONNA KICK YOUR ASS!"
Frieza smirked upon seeing the bearded man with glasses, as he floated down to meet his foe. "Fool. I'll kill you with one hand behind my back..." Frieza gloated, as he charged an energy ball with one hand. The Critic surged with rage, as he gripped his gun tightly, and he prepared to fight.
"I am Lord Frieza. None surpass me. No one even comes close! Etch this into your skull! I am the Emperor of the Universe! The likes of you are only fit to grovel at my feet! Or, better still... TO DIE, IN DISGRACE, AT THE HANDS OF YOUR MASTER!"
"This is IT! The worst! The absolute worst! No story, no character, no plot. Just pain. Pure, concentrated pain. There has never been anything this bad in the history of badness. It should be studied. It should be analyzed. It is... pure evil! I don't know whether to give it to a scientist to examine or a priest to exorcise. I mean it is remarkable. Absolutely remarkable. Even the closing credits are hurting me. Everything about this movie is horrendous."
- Both High 5-A
- Speed Equalized
- Frieza is in his First Form
- Battle takes place on Earth
Critic:2 (Buttersamuri, Christian Hidgon)
Frieza:
"Hello I'm the The Nostalgia Critic, I remember it so you don't have to!" The Critic begins, as he sits in front of a camera. The Critic proceeded to ramble on about anime villains, because of course he was. As you'd expect, his review got inturrupted.
The Nostalgia Critic heard a loud explosion just outside his room. "God dammit, now I gotta redo this whole thing!" The Critic ranted, more annoyed about his video being intturupted than worried about who may have been harmed in the explosion outside.
As it turned out, Lord Frieza was invading the Earth, and he was taking his sweet time as well, destroying buildings with ease. Frieza did his iconic Santa laugh, as he then destroyed The Critic's home, leaving only rubble, and a crispy black Nostalgia Critic. The Critic rubbed the ash off his body, before taking out his pistol.
"Who the hell is responsible for this!?" The Critic shouted, before spotting Frieza above. "Oh, that's just wonderful, an alien invasion just so happens to go on in the middle of my review. I'M GONNA KICK YOUR ASS!"
Frieza smirked upon seeing the bearded man with glasses, as he floated down to meet his foe. "Fool. I'll kill you with one hand behind my back..." Frieza gloated, as he charged an energy ball with one hand. The Critic surged with rage, as he gripped his gun tightly, and he prepared to fight.
"I am Lord Frieza. None surpass me. No one even comes close! Etch this into your skull! I am the Emperor of the Universe! The likes of you are only fit to grovel at my feet! Or, better still... TO DIE, IN DISGRACE, AT THE HANDS OF YOUR MASTER!"
"This is IT! The worst! The absolute worst! No story, no character, no plot. Just pain. Pure, concentrated pain. There has never been anything this bad in the history of badness. It should be studied. It should be analyzed. It is... pure evil! I don't know whether to give it to a scientist to examine or a priest to exorcise. I mean it is remarkable. Absolutely remarkable. Even the closing credits are hurting me. Everything about this movie is horrendous."
- Both High 5-A
- Speed Equalized
- Frieza is in his First Form
- Battle takes place on Earth
Critic:2 (Buttersamuri, Christian Hidgon)
Frieza:
