The Deep vs. Minecraft Guardian (3 - 0 - 0)

[Redite250]

Spoiler: Story or something

Homelander lounged in his chair at Vought Tower, eyes fixed on the TV screen. He barely acknowledged The Deep as he entered.

"Hey, Deep," Homelander said casually, still staring at the screen. "You’re the fish guy, right?"

The Deep began rambling, eager to defend himself. "Well, yeah, but I’m more than that. I mean, I’m strong on land too—not as strong as you, obviously, but still. And, you know, I’ve got other qualities. A lot of ladies have wet dreams about—"

"Shut up," Homelander cut him off. He pointed at the screen. "Look."

The Deep turned to see a massive, blocky creature wreaking havoc, its laser eye blasting an SUV into pieces. He blinked in confusion. "Woah! What the hell is that?"

"How should I know?" Homelander snapped. "I don’t care. You’re going to deal with it. I’ve had it up to here with government bullsh*t. These... things have been showing up from some weird temple in the ocean."

Homelander stood, giving The Deep a pat on the shoulder. "Seriously, f*ck those things."

The Deep, after hearing those words, understood the assignment.

"Say no more."

The Deep vs. Guardian (Minecraft)
SBA, Deep is 8-C (I don't think I have to equalize speed I think idk)
Battle takes place underwater, it's against one (1) regular Guardian
The Peak: 3 (ShionAH, DavidTPPM, AThe1412)
The Bleak (idk):
The inconeak:​

 

[DavidTPPM]

The Peak might unironically seduce the guardian

 

[Redite250]

The Peak might unironically seduce the guardian

Yeah that's possible but i don't know if The Deep could SI something as agressive as a guardian
Would be interesting though, dude turns the fight into a dating sim

 

[Nierre]

interesting match lol

 

[AThe1412]

Guardians aren't mindless like zombies. They're more like territorial animals since they'll leave you alone as long as you stay away from the monuments and if Deep can romance and convince aquatic animals to fight for him, he might actually have a chance.

 

[ShionAH]

Going with The Deep

 

[AThe1412]

I honestly think he would still win even if we assume for a second that he can't just talk the Guardian down. He has a 1.38x AP advantage, higher LS by SBA, greater skill, and the ability to call his gang up to jump and distract the Guardian. He only has to worry about the spikes by then because its laser can only target one enemy at a time.

 

[DavidTPPM]

Yeah Deep fra

 

[Redite250]

I honestly think he would still win even if we assume for a second that he can't just talk the Guardian down. He has a 1.38x AP advantage, higher LS by SBA, greater skill, and the ability to call his gang up to jump and distract the Guardian. He only has to worry about the spikes by then because its laser can only target one enemy at a time.

The only trouble would be the Guardian's 3x speed advantage, the laser also does a ton of damage so The Deep can't take more than like 3 of them
Also what if the deep tries to have seggs with it and dies from thorns
Votes counted btw