The Brick Fortress Tournament (2025) - The Player (Combat Warrior) vs Kris Dreemurr

[DemonicDude]

VS

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Match Rules:

• Rules as stated in the Tournament.
• Both are 9-B, Likely 9-A
• Speed will be equalized
• No Prep Time
• Both start 40 meters away from each other
• Win Condition: As stated in the rules.
• Location:
• A Giant, ancient fortress structure, 3 kilometers wide, with towering broken pillars, shattered-windows, and a cracked stone floor with MAGMA in the core.
  The entire area is surrounded by collapsed walls and debris, with only a single, heavily reinforced iron gate that remains sealed shut. The battle must be fought to the end, as the unstable surroundings make climbing out impossible. If you get Tossed off the Fortress or inside the MAGMA Core, you lose the match , or your can lose in a fair fight or just exit the tournament yourself. (Choice is yours )
  
  (Location picture below)
  

  

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Vs

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Result:

Characters:	Attack Potency:	Votes:
Kris Dreemurr:	(316.208899656 megajoules)	1 (psychomaster)
The Player Combat Warrior:	95 Megajoules	3 (Kachon123, Arkansalter2, Catbowtie)
Inconclusive:		1 (Demonic)

 

[Arkansalter2]

Kris is pretty haxed out. However, FAbro has burritos and cabbages... and his whole identity is farting people into the toilet (or the various hazards in this case).
Basically, FAbro can just do this and Kris is done for.

 

[Psychomaster35]

I'm still appalled as to how you let an absolutely cringe stone wall with with Large Building durability into the tournament since almost nobody is going to be able to harm them.

Anyways, based on how they are, the Player at their weakest wouldn't be able to do any damage at all to Kris due to it being 2.9 megajoules against 316 megajoules, and they would need to use burritos and cabbages to become more powerful... in short bursts. I assume the Large Building stuff is restricted here (As otherwise this would defeat the purpose of it being a 9-B to 9-A tournament), so the Player won't be able to reach their maximum lifting strength to overpower Kris.

That being said, Kris possesses vastly higher lifting strength than the Player in their base form, and both feats they scale to in lifting strength were done in Chapter 1 while they get stronger in Chapter 2, which means Kris is definitely going to resist being flung by the farts. As for how the fight itself will go, sure the Player's farts and AoE seem deadly, but Kris being naturally stronger here can either dodge them (As they've been used to dodging danmaku in their game) or just blast the attacks apart with rapid charged shots. Not only that, but by checking the Player to learn that their strength comes from the burritos and cabbages they have, Kris would ultimately know to stop them from eating those 2 food items, and luckily for them they don't need to get up close since their attacks can reach from a distance of 10 meters which is beyond the range of the Player's farts. They have, of course, resorted to ACTs to put their targets into a more vulnerable state as seen with enemies like K. Round, Jevil, and Queen, so the Player should be no different from what they have faced.

I'm voting Kris. Simply put, they are much more skilled, start off as being stronger than the Player by a massive margin, have attacks that can harm their SOUL, and have just what they need to resist the Player's farts, get through their AoE, and stop them from eating their cabbages and burritos.

 

[DemonicDude]

Large Building is restricted

 

[Arkansalter2]

Kris would ultimately know to stop them from eating those 2 food items

One problem with that, Player just has them up his a** and can eat them instantly without pulling them out or anything whatsoever and can eat them in the midst of battle.

 

[Psychomaster35]

One problem with that, Player just has them up his a** and can eat them instantly without pulling them out or anything whatsoever and can eat them in the midst of battle.

Wouldn't that be game mechanics that they aren't pulling it out to eat them? Plus, from the gameplay videos I've seen, they still need to pick them up.

And again, even if they do get stronger, Kris being much more skilled should be able to dodge their attacks by keeping their distance and blasting away walls of shit coming at them until the Player goes back to normal.

 

[Arkansalter2]

Wouldn't that be game mechanics that they aren't pulling it out to eat them?

I mean he is technically pulling them out, they just go straight into him.

Plus, from the gameplay videos I've seen, they still need to pick them up.

No. I'm not hyperbolizing. He has burritos and cabbages up his a** that he can eat instantly at will, as shown here.

 

[Psychomaster35]

No. I'm not hyperbolizing. He has burritos and cabbages up his a** that he can eat instantly at will, as shown here.

Uhh... that's not instant. They just spawn in the air over them to fall into their mouth, which means Kris should be able to strike them out of the air the moment they spawn.

 

[Mr._Propeller_Hat]

Large Building is restricted

Durability can't be restricted.

 

[Arkansalter2]

Uhh... that's not instant.

Not instant, but unpredictable. Kris has literally less than 0.4 seconds to try to strike them, plus obstructions/projectiles cannot stop the burritos/cabbages from hitting him so yeah.

 

[EmbalmerMaster9000]

Large Building is restricted

John Fartattack's durability is literally High 8-C, unless you equalize it for whatever reason. Nothing in-verse can harm them outside of the water. They can get knocked around by 9-B-ish attacks so knocking them off the map is a possible wincon.

Wouldn't that be game mechanics that they aren't pulling it out to eat them? Plus, from the gameplay videos I've seen, they still need to pick them up.

Like Arkansalter mentioned, there's a cabbage/burrito button you can use to just feed yourself them. You can obtain them by playing minigames or purchasing via microtransactions. John Fart should theoretically have an infinite amount of these.

Uhh... that's not instant. They just spawn in the air over them to fall into their mouth, which means Kris should be able to strike them out of the air the moment they spawn.

Other players in Fart Attack can't interrupt the burrito/cabbage eating process. I don't think Kris is gonna be able to do that.

And again, even if they do get stronger, Kris being much more skilled should be able to dodge their attacks by keeping their distance and blasting away walls of shit coming at them until the Player goes back to normal.

John Fart has insane danmaku with infinite Special Power. Imagine this video but crazier (ability spam in the video is limited by rainbow cabbages and no cabbages in inventory). they can just rapidfire drop Fartomic Bombs (giant AoEs that leave a green cloud that john fart can hide in), Poonamis (block projectiles/push enemies), Silent But Deadly cloaks (speed boost + partial invisibility), Poop Storms (exploding poop mines), etc. Even their weakest abilities like Smellicopter can launch high fart power players wielding the poop hammer into the air at high speeds. A single hit from one of John Fart's abilities is going to sent Kris flying. It's not mentioned on the profile, but even their weakest farts can launch away other players using the poop hammer at maximum fart power.

 

[EmbalmerMaster9000]

John Fart (950 metric tons) appearing behind Kris (116 tons) using Silent But Deadly in order to tear in him half with raw LS be like

 

[DemonicDude]

So it's a battle of Lifting Strength then ?

 

[Arkansalter2]

John Fart (950 metric tons) appearing behind Kris (116 tons) using Silent But Deadly in order to tear in him half with raw LS be like

Kris after FAbro gets big, uses SBD, going behind bro, and just ripping out the most meanest nastiest fart known to man kind, sending Kris flying into the abyss:

 

[SeijiSetto]

That being said, Kris possesses vastly higher lifting strength than the Player in their base form, and both feats they scale to in lifting strength were done in Chapter 1 while they get stronger in Chapter 2, which means Kris is definitely going to resist being flung by the farts.

i don't really have an opinion on anything else BUT higher LS doesn't make you weigh more
unless Kris anchors themselves somehow they're still just a normal human mass-wise and so would get launched by the force

 

[EmbalmerMaster9000]

Kris after FAbro gets big, uses SBD, going behind bro, and just ripping out the most meanest nastiest fart known to man kind, sending Kris flying into the abyss:

Kris getting his mouth filled with poop after John Fartattack uses poonami on them point blank and receiving a nasty E. Coli infection be like

 

[Arkansalter2]

Kris getting his mouth filled with poop after John Fartattack uses poonami on them point blank and receiving a nasty E. Coli infection be like

Kris after literally stepping on a singular poop mine that FAbro decides to place:

 

[Psychomaster35]

Other players in Fart Attack can't interrupt the burrito/cabbage eating process. I don't think Kris is gonna be able to do that.

Pretty sure they couldn't do that because they're all limited by game mechanics as to what they can and can't do. And even if Kris isn't able to get rid of every single burrito and cabbage, they're still vastly more skilled to dodge their attacks until their amp wears off to leave them vulnerable.

John Fart has insane danmaku with infinite Special Power. Imagine this video but crazier (ability spam in the video is limited by rainbow cabbages and no cabbages in inventory). they can just rapidfire drop Fartomic Bombs (giant AoEs that leave a green cloud that john fart can hide in), Poonamis (block projectiles/push enemies), Silent But Deadly cloaks (speed boost + partial invisibility), Poop Storms (exploding poop mines), etc. Even their weakest abilities like Smellicopter can launch high fart power players wielding the poop hammer into the air at high speeds. A single hit from one of John Fart's abilities is going to sent Kris flying. It's not mentioned on the profile, but even their weakest farts can launch away other players using the poop hammer at maximum fart power.

Kris has faced enemies like Jevil and Spamton NEO who possess great amounts of AoE, so what the Player can dish out here would be nothing new to Kris in terms of how big or complex they are. Also, not only is their Yellow Mode is able to push back Spamton NEO who has a mass of 289 tons, but Kris can also withstand a massive explosion that would be prone to knocking things back like any typical explosion would (Even in the epicenter), yet they are not moved from their position. That explosion is already larger than any of the individual fart explosions the Player can dish out, so Kris wouldn't be moved by them especially with their lifting strength advantage.

John Fart (950 metric tons) appearing behind Kris (116 tons) using Silent But Deadly in order to tear in him half with raw LS be like

Buddy, that form is exclusive to their High 8-C form, which is restricted here.

 

[Psychomaster35]

i don't really have an opinion on anything else BUT higher LS doesn't make you weigh more
unless Kris anchors themselves somehow they're still just a normal human mass-wise and so would get launched by the force

Isn't this like resisting telekinesis, though? Even if you do weigh less than a force exerted on you, you can counter that force if you exert a force stronger than it.

 

[EmbalmerMaster9000]

kris being hit with the Class K fart be like

 

[SeijiSetto]

Isn't this like resisting telekinesis, though? Even if you do weigh less than a force exerted on you, you can counter that force if you exert a force stronger than it.

that is what i said, yes
if kris can anchor themselves (this would be exerting a force stronger), then they can resist the force of John Fart's farts

to go with your example, if someone with no flight or anything gets picked up by someone with TK, they can't do anything about it. doesn't matter how much higher their LS is if they're put into a position where they can't use it (mid-air, with nothing to apply their greater LS to)

 

[Arkansalter2]

amp wears off to leave them vulnerable.

That's really not gonna happen. Player can and will spam burritos, cabbages, abilities to the life of him. Kris is gonna have a really tough time trying to hit him around the MASSIVE amount of constant abilities that can protect himself, give him a literal turd tank that has broken aoe, summon a literal volcano that kris canNOT step foot anywhere near, literal flight, spinning around over and over again, literally standing in an exploding poop storm, and various other abilities that can literally send Kris flying off the battlefield at any given moment along with him going invisible when doing so.

 

[AThe1412]

Kris doesn't have enhanced senses or any other means to detect the fart guy so I don't see anything stopping him from just going invisible, amping, then ripping one behind them. Remember what I said on the tourney thread. Player can technically amp his fart power to the highest end of 9-A and it would take him much less time to get there than High 8-C. His special power can reach a maximum of 200 which takes even less time to amp up than his fart power and you only need 20 special power to use invisibility so he can become invisible again right after it runs out.

 

[Baken384]

John Fart Attack takes this.
The whole gimmick of this match is knocking people out of the ring = a Win John Fart Attack’s bread and butter. John Fart Attack’s most weakest and base Fart already sends enemies 20x bigger than Kris tumbling to the water

Burrito abilities are drastically big aoe attacks that it doesn’t matter if Kris can be 10 shittillion times more durable, all John Fart has to do is knock them out of the Fortress

Burrito Abilities include Crop Duster that sends out a giant gas aoe that can knock foes back while providing John Fart Attack flight, Poop UFO that provides John Fart Attack aerial mobility while busting out poop bombs.

Spam AOE abilities like Fartnado to send Kris flying out, Poop Nuke to send Kris flying as well. Silent But Deadly to go invisible and position the poop and fart releasee, the list goes on.

The settings of the match is made for John Fart Attack, this tournament is literally fart attack. Kris loses, badly.

 

[TogepiYoda]

Tried to see if maybe Kris had a chance. Range? I think that only helps the Player launch Kris further...at best Kris would only get an attack in before he's launched to the stratosphere. Battlefield size? Coordinated spam can easily launch Kris off the arena, it doesn't matter how large it is. The unlikely chance Kris lands on some debris? Player still has ranged options to fling him outta here.

tl;dr Kris POV:

 

[Psychomaster35]

It's like I said earlier: The Player feels too overpowered for this tournament due to them being a stone wall with a durability beyond the limit of this tournament prone to flinging quite literally everyone that it feels like they beat 90% of these submissions here. How you managed to allow them is beyond me, because many of these tournaments do not allow stone walls unless it's limited, which isn't the case here for the Player.

 

[DemonicDude]

I can't allow anything beyond 9-A. Is it possible to settle for a lower key.

 

[Psychomaster35]

I can't allow anything beyond 9-A. Is it possible to settle for a lower key.

It's what I've pointed out to you from the start, yet you allowed it for some reason. The Player doesn't even have any keys, either, with their durability always being High 8-C regardless of their state.

 

[TogepiYoda]

After taking a look at the Player's stats again, I'm more surprised he got let in because he kind of breaks this rule:

We are looking for good 9-B, Likely 9-A fighters with good hand to hand skills to avoid stomps

I don't think he has anything that really screams "good hand to hand skills" or anything really remotely like it (like sword combat) - even though my guess is that this was written to prevent the character without these skills from getting stomped, I think this still holds true in this case since it seems he specializes completely in ranged combat and not CQC.

As for potential substitutes... I know Arkan mentioned:

weaponless Player (Combat Warriors) 0.00496930433 Tons.

It might be a fair enough substitute, especially since this one actually has something resembling good hand to hand skills.

 

[Baken384]

John Fart Attack simply cancelled out of the fight.
#woke #vswokewiki

 

[DemonicDude]

We can continue this battle with weaponless Player (Combat Warriors) 0.00496930433 Tons.
if that's okay.

 

[EmbalmerMaster9000]

Kris: WTF!!! That was only a single Blowout attack from John Fart, John Fart is too powerful for this tournament... I KNEEL!!!

John Fartattack: Kris, you were a pathetic opponent. I am too strong for this tournament. You will instead fight the Wall level++++++++ (0.00499999999999 tons of TNT) John Combat , who is much weaker than I am....

 

[AThe1412]

So it's either a guy who just has good range game (Kris can damage the soul so him being a stone wall doesn't even matter) or a guy who can be oneshotted effortlessly (the fact that he has literally nothing in his arsenal doesn't help either)

Kris: WTF!!! That was only a single Blowout attack from John Fart, John Fart is too powerful for this tournament... I KNEEL!!!

John Fartattack: Kris, you were a pathetic opponent. I am too strong for this tournament. You will instead fight the Wall level++++++++ (0.00499999999999 tons of TNT) John Combat , who is much weaker than I am....

For real.

 

[Arkansalter2]

Kris can damage the soul so him being a stone wall doesn't even matter

FAbro just has spam that can fling Kris out the arena but FAbro has H-8C durability so yeah.
As for CWbro, I literally can't allow any weapons bc it'll put CWbro in 8-C.

 

[Arkansalter2]

Actually, looking at the profiles again, I think CWbro can have all of his weapons (MINUS THE MYTHICAL WEAPONS) as his tier is 9-A possibly 8-C. CWbro is like at the highest end of 9-A, even with his equipment. I think giving him all of his melee weapons minus the mythicals along with his Thompson rifle seems like a good idea but what do you guys think?

 

[Arkansalter2]

or a guy who can be oneshotted effortlessly

CWbro is at the very highest end of 9-A.

 

[AThe1412]

CWbro is at the very highest end of 9-A.

No, he isn't. I know because I'm the guy who gave him his current tiers.

 

[Arkansalter2]

No, he isn't. I know because I'm the guy who gave him his current tiers.

Oh he's at the lowest end of 9-A he might be cooked here.

 

[Psychomaster35]

You might want to make a new thread or update the OP since the opponent for Kris has changed

 

[Arkansalter2]

You might want to make a new thread or update the OP since the opponent for Kris has changed

I need to find a new opponent for Kris.