"That boy ain't right"

[Insecurity97]

I hope to god this is fair, but here's Hank Hill's first match: Lincoln Loud vs. Hank Hill

The Loud family just recently moved to Arlen, Texas, so the Hills decided to invite them for an old fashioned backyard barbecue. Unfortunately, while Hank was grilling, Lincoln told Hank that charcoal is better than propane, thus starting this fight

Hank is 9-A, speed is equalized and both are bloodlusted

The albino: 0

I'll tell you hwhat: 7

Family Guy: 0

 

[Buttersamuri]

both have explosion feats that are impressive

But hanks took Down part of a Large scale store while Lincolns is more the size of the top floor. Impressive yes. But hanks sounds better. Plus. Hank can ragdoll someone who survived that level of explosion and Bill who survived a bomb that destroyed a tank. So Hanks likely WAY stronger and Way tougher

Also much smarter, general size matters here too. He could honestly just strangle Lincoln. Hank FTW

 

[Buttersamuri]

Also. I think "Something ain't right with that boy, I'll tell you hwhat" would be funnier and more fitting

 

[Insecurity97]

Bump

 

[Insecurity97]

bump

 

[Insecurity97]

Bump

 

[UltraChair]

So Hank has Pressure Points, a decent healing factor, and can make explosives with his Propane. Lincoln's Stealth and Broadway Force could help him avoid getting hit by Hank, but when the inevitable happens and Hank manages to get some good hits on Lincoln, it's over. So I'm voting Hank.

 

[Insecurity97]

And that makes 2

 

[Buttersamuri]

 

[Christian_Higdon]

Hank FRA.

 

[TheQuirkyBoy]

Hank FRA

 

[Phoenix821]

Hank FRA.

 

[Metalthegear12]

Hank FRA for reasons above

 

[Griffers]

Why...The winner has to be Hank in this battle. Think about it a man who survived a building blowing up in his face and beat up Bill who tanked a tank shell to the face. Lincoln is a child who is from a slice of life cartoon. This is basically A superhuman vs Greg Hefley.

 

[Buttersamuri]

7 votes! Grace period began an hour ago!

 

[Insecurity97]

That was quick

 

[Buttersamuri]

It's been 24 hours. Adding this now

 

[LincolnLoudFan3120]

What the heck? I'm not angry at you guys, but I am weirded out by this. Lincoln can stomp by Toon Force. He can fight and run faster than him, and could survive Hank. He can also use Preparation to craft weaponry/traps and could literally build defenses. Also, his stealth can help him sneak up behind Hank and attack him.

 

[Stalker_Maggot]

What the heck? I'm not angry at you guys, but I am weirded out by this. Lincoln can stomp by Toon Force. He can fight and run faster than him, and could survive Hank. He can also use Preparation to craft weaponry/traps and could literally build defenses. Also, his stealth can help him sneak up behind Hank and attack him.

1. You just did a necro

2. Speed was equalized

3. Prep time wasn't in this fight

4. Toonforce is barely useful, espically when Lincoln's Toonforce is so minor

5. Lincoln is 9-B now, and Hank is still 9-A, so Hank one shots now

 

[LincolnLoudFan3120]

Oh sorry. I know Hank would win, but Lincoln STILL has his advantages. But I understand. Lincoln is faster and more durable, but Hank is stronger and has superior fighting skill. I understand the stuff you say. Thank you for reminding me.

 

[Christian_Higdon]

>more durable

>9-B durability vs 9-A durability

 

[Buttersamuri]

>Faster

>speed was equal

 

[LincolnLoudFan3120]

Ok, Hank does defeat Lincoln because of superior durability, and their speed is matched. But won't Lincoln EVER win a fight?

 

[LincolnLoudFan3120]

Does Lincoln even have advantages in this fight?

 

[Buttersamuri]

This fight is dead. Please stop commenting here.

 

[LincolnLoudFan3120]

Oh, sorry. I'll forget about it.