(STOMP) Don't be a baby about giving (The Toddler vs Christmas Presents (Will Mcdaniel))

[H3110l12345I20]

Yes. lolll

SBA, 2 Christmas presents have prior knowledge and an hour of preparation.

Baby fodder:

Dark humor:

Incon:

 

[HonestlyBored24]

What are the presents supposed to do with an hour of prep? They can’t move, the best they can do is talk about a plan they wouldn’t be able to execute. They aren’t able to put up any resistance against the children, so they wouldn’t be able to do much against the baby. Even if they could bite the baby, do you genuinely think a bite from a living Christmas present would hurt even in the slightest? No, I don’t think so. This is somehow a stomp in the actual baby’s favor.

 

[H3110l12345I20]

What are the presents supposed to do with an hour of prep? They can’t move, the best they can do is talk about a plan they wouldn’t be able to execute. They aren’t able to put up any resistance against the children, so they wouldn’t be able to do much against the baby. Even if they could bite the baby, do you genuinely think a bite from a living Christmas present would hurt even in the slightest? No, I don’t think so. This is somehow a stomp in the actual baby’s favor.

I guess scare the toddler away?

The toddler has been scared by a furnace (a thing that has a face and is loud) in the epilogue DLC. The Toddler is also geared towards flight in character to well, scary things. So seeing presents having gore is another scare tactic the presents could use

 

[HonestlyBored24]

I guess scare the toddler away?

The toddler has been scared by a furnace (a thing that has a face and is loud) in the epilogue DLC. The Toddler is also geared towards flight in character to well, scary things. So seeing presents having gore is another scare tactic the presents could use

I mean, I guess the baby would be scared of the presents screaming in pain at being torn apart (I should know from my experience screaming at babies at the airport), but even then, if the baby got to the point where it would see a present’s organs in the first place, that present is probably gonna be dead before long. And considering the presents cannot move and do not have any ranged abilities, they would probably be incapped by default. Even if the baby gets scared, this is still a stomp. I’m sorry, Christmas presents just aren’t cut out for fighting.

I mean, you could change the opponent from a baby to a flea cause that’s funny

 

[H3110l12345I20]

I mean, I guess the baby would be scared of the presents screaming in pain at being torn apart (I should know from my experience screaming at babies at the airport), but even then, if the baby got to the point where it would see a present’s organs in the first place, that present is probably gonna be dead before long. And considering the presents cannot move and do not have any ranged abilities, they would probably be incapped by default. Even if the baby gets scared, this is still a stomp. I’m sorry, Christmas presents just aren’t cut out for fighting.

I mean, you could change the opponent from a baby to a flea cause that’s funny

How would the flea even win lol? IRL diseases don't supernaturally work in seconds to kill or at least incap people.

 

[ThePrimalHunter]

... bro that's litteraly just a toddler

Who made a profile for a straight up toddler?

Composite Toddler vs Composite Human when?

 

[HonestlyBored24]

How would the flea even win lol? IRL diseases don't supernaturally work in seconds to kill or at least incap people.

I said it would be funny
They call me HonestlyBored24, they don’t call me ForeseeableMatchstick42

 

[H3110l12345I20]

... bro that's litteraly just a toddler

Who made a profile for a straight up toddler?

Composite Toddler vs Composite Human when?

Me.

I'm surprised that despite the numerous ways you could figure out who created the profile, a majority of people on-site don't know how to track down who created which page.