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Steamed Hams But It's A Joke Battles Wiki Thread

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Did you copy my idea?

Ah! Superintendent Chalmers! Welcome! I hope you are prepared for an unforgettable luncheon!
 
MaxForward said:
Oh egads! My roast is ruined!
But what if........i were to purchase fast food and disguise it as my own cooking?......hoh hoh hoh deglightfully devilish seymor! *opens window and is about to leave*
 
Skinner, with his crazy explanations,

The superintendent's gonna need his medication!

When he hears Skinner's lame exaggerations,

There'll be trouble in town tonight!
 
MaxForward said:
SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUR
Superintedent i was just...steaching my calves on this window sil extrmintrice exercise care to join me?
 
Ooh, that isn't smoke. It's steam. Steam from the steamed clams we're having. Mmmmm. Steamed clams!

  • leaves the room*
 
Really? well im from utica and i never heard anyone use the phrase steamed hams

Oh not in Utica, no it's an Albany expression.
 
MaxForward said:
Really? well im from utica and i never heard anyone use the phrase steamed hams
Oh not in Utica, no it's an Albany expression.
Oh i see *Eats burger* you know this hamburger tastes like the one they have at krusty burgers
 
Christian Higdon said:
Aurora borealis!
Ah,

AURORA BOREALIS?!

AT THIS TIME OF DAY? AT THIS TIME OF YEAR? AT THIS PART OF THE COUNTRY? LOCALIZED ENTIRELY WITHIN YOUR KITCHEN?!
 
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