Solid Snake vs Teemo

[Notadeadguy]

This battle shall take place inside a Military Base.

One of the Greatest battles of all Time.

Who would win and why?

 

[ThePerpetual]

Well, what are the victory conditions? Is it just to death, or does KO/incapacitation work too, or what? What equipment do they have?

 

[Pocket-Chu]

Hmmm if teemo gets an AP build then he wins, if he gets an AD build then he stomps but that might just be my opinion...

 

[Notadeadguy]

No restrictions just fighting

 

[ThePerpetual]

Well, if incapacitation/KO is allowed then Snake could use his superior speed and stealth feats in conjunction with his equipment to get the drop on Teemo and knock him out. A tranquilizer gun or a chokehold using his superior physical strength to cut off air to his lungs would do the trick. On the off-chance that Teemo catches him out and it goes to a straight fight, though, while Snake's CQC and slight speed advantage should keep Teemo on the ropes for a little while, one hit from one of Teemo's poison darts and down Snake goes, body armor or no. Snake's more likely overall, though.

The fact that Teemo's legitimately a threat to him is hilarious, by the way. XD

 

[Notadeadguy]

Well, if incapacitation/KO is allowed then Snake could use his superior speed and stealth feats in conjunction with his equipment to get the drop on Teemo and knock him out. A tranquilizer gun or a chokehold using his superior physical strength to cut off air to his lungs would do the trick. On the off-chance that Teemo catches him out and it goes to a straight fight, though, while Snake's CQC and slight speed advantage should keep Teemo on the ropes for a little while, one hit from one of Teemo's poison darts and down Snake goes, body armor or no. Snake's more likely overall, though.

The fact that Teemo's legitimately a threat to him is hilarious, by the way. XD

That's when I realized... This could be a good match

 

[Notadeadguy]

Anyone else?

 

[BrokenLord]

ok going to guess level 18 teemo so teemo has (Doran's Ring, Sorcerer's Shoes, Liandry's Torment, Nashor's Tooth, Warding Totem, Health Potions [2])(what this wiki says)

and go's invisible in couple seconds so its if snake can get him first so its who gets first hit wins

(Teemo is also called by players satan fun facts of player of both games)

 

[Notadeadguy]

^I know and I wanted see if Snake can take down the monster

 

[BrokenLord]

kk he can if get a sneak attack

 

[ThePerpetual]

Funny thing, Teemo's actually due to get knocked down to Multi-City Block himself, plus Snake can see invisible things, so I'm a tad more inclined to side with him now.

 

[CrossverseCrisis]

Is that with or w/o the eye thing Snake has?

 

[ThePerpetual]

I think it's with the Solid Eye, if it got knocked off/damaged I suppose he would lose that advantage.

 

[BrokenLord]

no worrys about random mushrooms eh

 

[Ciruno_Fortes_(COB)]

Wait this isn't Omega Teemo? Gonna side with Snake then

 

[BrokenLord]

just normal with bombs less suspisius to snake

 

[Mikoto_Misaka231]

Snake.


Solid Snake.

 

[Notadeadguy]

Boop

 

[ThePerpetual]

Wait this isn't Omega Teemo? Gonna side with Snake the

This is a good deal late, but I don't really see how Omega Teemo would make him any stronger than he already is, or strong enough to beat Snake for that matter. I guess it makes more sense thematically?

 

[WeeklyBattles]

What are you on about? There arent even any canon characters in LoL who are 6-A. And what youre describing is basic scaling, which we do accept as legit and commonly here.

 

[Moathon]

What are you on about? There arent even any canon characters in LoL who are 6-A. And what youre describing is basic scaling, which we do accept as legit and commonly here.

Why are you scaling characters to Outlier feats from Top-Tiers? I'm pretty sure Outliers don't scale to all characters in a franchise, that doesn't make sense. IMO here's a good one: Fizz from League scales to Large Island Level Destructive capacity (without feats btw) and has Relavisitc attack speeds (Without feats again) based on scaling an outlier feat from another character entirely. That's like saying Amy Rose is MFTL+ because she is comparable to Hyper Sonic.

 

[WeeklyBattles]

...? What outliers? Fizz doesnt scale to a High 6-C feat in his base form. Fizz scales to a High 6-C feat performed by an alternate skin, Super Galaxy, hence why its in a seperte section. Its not an outlier at all.

Also i'd like to point out that Amy Rose is in fact FTL scaling from Sonic

 

[Moathon]

...? What outliers? Fizz doesnt scale to a High 6-C feat in his base form. Fizz scales to a High 6-C feat performed by an alternate skin, Super Galaxy, hence why its in a seperte section. Its not an outlier at all.
Also i'd like to point out that Amy Rose is in fact FTL scaling from Sonic

Lmao Fizz in his Alternate skin has no feats to put him on Relavistic level. So many of these characters are 7-C level even though their feats don't match up to a single outlier feat from Garen.

 

[Moathon]

Either way, my point still stands. Until the profile is revised Teemo stomps solid snake in any form due to superior stats, speed, destructive power and durability.

 

[WeeklyBattles]

He scales to Super Galaxy Rumble so yeah he does. There are AT LEAST 8 7-C feats present throughout the verse from low-tier characters, Garen, a "normal human" with no special powers aside from military training, being the baseline for the verse